Do you have a catch phrase or go to word(s)?

Take a chill pill
Slow your roll
Okie dokie bro
You're an idiot

 

Boooom!

 

Oh, Lordy.

 

I've been trying to keep my language cleaner, but traffic and morons make that hard sometimes. My go to phrase has been "oh for f*ck's sake."

Also common has been "seriously?"

 

"ShiiiiiIT!": tends to be when something doesn't go as planned, or when I realize, something is about to go down.

"Is that what's poppin' in the streets right now?": a sarcastic and rhetorical response, when somebody does or says something asinine. Can be said in a joking manner, too, when somebody is being petty, especially in a video game.

"Dear Lord, where do I even begin?": a forewarning that, 99% of the time, you're about to be bombarded with a textual/verbal longevity.

"Fuckin' great...": sarcastically used to describe an unfavorable predicament or result, or when I have to exhaust more effort than originally intended.

"Let's do it to it.": I stole this from Sonic the Hedgehog, actually. Tends to be mostly mental, though, like if I'm getting psyched for something.

"Do you know WHO the fuck I am?": primarily said in a playfully defiant manner, usually when somebody undermines or perceives incorrectly.

"It's a God damn circus of ass clowns...": tends to be directed at groups, primarily online in multi-player games, who present themselves as pretentious, ignorant, or annoying.

 

I think I only have one recurring phrase and it is simply "fuck a duck" or the variation "oh, fuck all kinds of duck" when something doesn't go as planned. I have some others, but they don't translate.

 

I preface a lot of my sentences with "for the record ..."

And I say the word "shitty" a lot when talking about things of inferior quality

 

I'm surprised no one has said "fetch" yet.

 

I just say fuck when I'm pissed, disappointed, shocked or aroused.

 

"Da herr?"

 

Jesus Fucking Christ, or Jesus Motherfucking Christ...

 

Damn it
Shit
Fuck my life
Fuck yeah

I only say these things around my brother or to myself, LOL. Never would I say them to my other family members, or even to my close friends. I almost never curse around them.

 

"Holy Shizznits" - when there are people around who are very sensitive with bad words
"Holy FUCK/SHIT" - when the condition above is not met.

 

I say "Oh goodness" in place of less modest profanities a lot. That's really all I can think of.

 

"Dope shit" and "bruh".
Yes. That's as interesting as it gets.

 

I just have a set of unintelligible squeaks that I do when I am surprised/startled.

 

I (and my cousins) tend to say "Boooooooo!" when someone who is passing by decides to randomly be nosy(like if I'm sitting in a restaurant and a person passes by the window just staring), or when someone (usually annoyingly) decides to throw their two cents into your convo to be stupid or without even knowing what the convo is about.

I also say "Oh, COME ON...!" when something isn't going as planned. (Interchangeable with various cuss words)

 

I'm always saying "where's the beef?" and "dy-no-mite!"

Just kidding, I don't really have one. Sometimes if someone suggests that I do something I don't like, I put my thumb down and blow a raspberry. I got that from Robin Scherbatsky on How I Met Your Mother lol.

If something's cool, I sometimes say it's "clutch". I heard that from a while ago. I have no idea where it comes from beyond that, though lol