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Sexual orientations

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Ben James, May 24, 2007.

  1. Ben James

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    Well, just thought it might be fun to come up with some interesting new orientations.

    I'll get the ball rolling with Pyrosexual (sexually attracted to fire:grin:)

    Sorry if this seems like a stupid thread, but try to humour me.
     
  2. Nyctosexual- sexual attraction to darkness :grin:
     
  3. Phantomblade

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    as long as you have pyrosexual lets lay down

    hydrosexual- sexually attracted to water
    geosexual- '" " earth
    stratosexual- " " air
     
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    Genesisexual- Sexual attraction to Sega Genesis.
    Guitarsexual- self explanitory
    hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliosexual- sexual attraction to long words. (hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words, for those who don't know. and no, it isn't a myth. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia)
    Avrilsexual- wanting to bang Avril Lavigne. (I'm avrilsexual :wink:)
    Cheesexual- sexual attraction to cheese.
    Bowsexual-Attraction to Bowser from the Mario games.
     
  5. SadConfusedBandGeek

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    Genesisexual HAHAHA niceeee:slight_smile:
     
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    I am definately genisisexual. I still have mine, and play it too :lol:
     
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    haha love the idea, Ben
    uhmm what about...
    Escalatiosexual - Sexual attraction to escalators

    //I still think metrosexual sounds like you are sexually attracted to trains!!
     
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    Guitargirl - that was hilarious! I'd never heard about that fear of long words!!!

    How about 'autosexual' - and I'm not talking about an involuntary response... :slight_smile:

    More specifically 'audisexual' - If you've ever got up close and personal with an Audi TT with a bucket of soap and water, you'll know what I mean...
     
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    Hahaha then my dad is bmwsexual I guess:grin: Though he require soft sponge:thumbsup:
     
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    Well then, how about audiosexual. Whenever I hear about sex, I...:eusa_danc
     
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    using random latin....

    Blennosexual - sexually attracted to slime

    Chronomentrosexual - sexually attracted to clocks

    Lutrasexual - sexually attracted to otters
     
  12. Maresexual-sexual attraction to the ocean
     
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    emosexual - sexually atracted to emos (oh i love emo boys ... i think it may be the eyeliner)
     
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    lol i think im nintendosexual:lol:
     
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    Ahaha! Oh, I can't beat that one!

    Even though this really can't be seen as original before, some of the first ones put this in my head, and I think it's funny ^^

    Aerosexual - Sexually attracted to air
     
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    How did I miss that?! Sorry! :eusa_doh:
     
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    I think my partner may be nintendosexual too - more specifically wiisexual! :slight_smile:
     
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    paraskavedekatriasexual - sexually attracted by Friday the 13th
    televisiosexual - sexually attracted by TV (like my grandmother)
    Gatewayemekssixfourfoureightsexual - sexually attracted by the Gateway MX6448 laptop computer (yep, that's my computer)
     
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    I'm nintendo64sexual =]
    and geneisisexual.
    You just can't beat those old consoles.
     
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    Mmmm... mile-high club... hehehehehehe

    I'm totally gatewayemekssixfourfoureightsexual. I can't live without my laptop. It is beginnning to be sexually attractive to me... lol