Roll up roll up! Come one, come all! I want to hear your cheesiest, cringiest and most embarrassing chat up lines! Are you a connoisseur of the - "You must be tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night." Or how about a classy - "Are you a single mother? No, do you want to be?" And there's always the classic - "Nice legs what time do they *ahem*", I think we will just leave that one there Post away my cheesy compadres! (!)
For all the Harry potter fans out there : my name might not be Luna, but I sure can lovegood. It's definitely a favorite haha
My personal favorite, just because it's actually kind of clever is: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" *wait for answer; and if they don't know or guess wrong:* "Enough to break the ice." The beautiful thing is, I've taken this and have a counter response, when somebody knows the answer or remarks how silly it is: "Look at that -- something in common, we both know terrible pick up lines." That gets them smiling or laughing. But you have to deliver it right, or else it comes off as annoying.
*drop a packet of sugar on the floor* oh, excuse me, you dropped your name tag! (I'm kidding, don't ever do this xD)
