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What Would Your Tombstone Say?

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  1. Kaiser

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    And yet, another bizarre question.

    I was thinking about, after I'm gone, what could be done to let folks know a little about me. Memories are a possibility, photographs, videos, or public records, too. But then I realized, there is a golden opportunity with a tombstone, to let visitors and the general public know, who you are/were.

    So, that said. What would you have engraved on your tombstone?

    The most deep or hilarious answer wins, as always.
     
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    Found out he had a shrimp allergy about an hour before he died ​

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    Slow my roll?
    Slow my roll?
    Bitch, my roll is dead!​
     
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    Idk what it would say but it would be shaped and painted like a bottle of sriracha
     
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    Not sure about my tombstone but my obituary would be...

    Good Evening, I'm Tom Tucker.
    Vesalius couldn't be with us today
    Where is Vesalius, Ollie?
    She Dead!
     
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    Kaiser, you know full and well when you go there will be a memorial garden, hell probably a whole palace, in your memory.




    I hadn't given it serious thought. I'm torn between something brief poetic like:

    My chapter is finished now.
    But my story will never end,
    if you tell it for me.

    Just make me sound sexy and clever, OK?​


    Or just going pure humour. Some contenders:

    Truthful (probably):

    Died a virgin.
    Shit.​



    Or go egotistical:

    Still better looking than you.​



    Or satirical:

    RIP
    Face-To-Face Communication.
    (Fuck you social networks!)​



    Or, of course, a dark joke:

    Please do not disturb.
    I have Post-mortem depression.
     
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    Holy shit, Kaiser I've just been thinking about this.

    Here are a few of my brainstorms:

    "I've made a grave mistake."

    "Don't linger I'm still radioactive."

    "I told them it wasn't just a rash."

    "Probably should have had that looked at."
     
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