funny coming out stories??

Me: She says I'd look too butch and gay in them...but doesn't matter, I'm gay anyway. (Yeah, I used that line -_-)
Brother: You're gay and I'm the king of Guam.
Me: I didn't know you were the king of Guam!

 

Me: Hey, just though u should kno since i trust u...i'm gay
Her: Oh just so you kno i dont got anything against it
Me: Ok kool
Her: Does this mean we can talk about hot guys now????
Me: YA!

 

Me: Yeah so I'm gay.
Him: You being gay is like me being Asian.
Me (then): [I'm so going to KILL him!]
Me (now): LOL LOL LOL

 

Me: Im gay
Her: haha funny, no you aren't
(1 hour later)
Her: wait, you are being serious arent you
Me: yeah
Her: OMG. but you are still marrying a woman, right?
Me: ummmmm....no? obviously
Her: no! now you can't have cute little blonde babies! thats allright, ill have your babies for you

 

Her: Are you going to the spring fling?
Me: No.
Her: Want to?
Me: Sure, but only as friends.
Her: Why nothing more?
Me: Well, you aren’t really my type.
Her: What is your type?
Me: The kind with a penis…:eusa_doh: (I’m Gay, shhhh)
Her: OMG really:eek: ?
Me: Yeah
Her: But you act so straight.
Me: Umm, thanks?

I was on pain killers so it just slipped out lol:bang:

 

So this isn't just about my coming out story, but it is a funny coming out story between me and my cousins.

So these are two of my older cousins (brother (gay) and sister (straight)) and the girl is the oldest of the 3 of us.

Anyways, the three of us were talking about my recent decision to come out (which they are the only ones in my family that know right know) and this is how the conversation went.

me: So, have you found anyone you are interested in?
him: No, not really.
me: What about that friend you brought home for spring break? He was kinda cute.
him: How did you know he was gay?
me: I have really good gaydar. I mean, seriously, I have known that you were gay and been waiting for you to say something for two years now.
both my cousins: Wait, WHAT!?!
her: He didn't even tell me till a few months ago.
him: Yeah, so how did you know?
me: Seriously? You wore dresses and high heel shoes when you were little, you hung out with more girls than guys (stereotype I know, but I was just on a roll), and then you bring back a friend, who also happens to be gay, and talk about it with him. That was the moment I knew for sure, when I over heard the two of you talking.
him: Yeah it was weird that we were both gay, but it made things easier.
her: In retrospect, I guess it was pretty obvious.
me: Wow, you guys must have horrible gaydar.
them: Yeah, I guess.
me: I mean, I thought if anyone in the family could figure out that I was gay, it would be you guys.
them: I guess we're just not as quick at catching on as you.
me: (with a smirk on my face) Yeah, I guess.

So the conversation subject changed and 10 minutes later, they looked at each other, then at me and WAIT, WHAT?!?!?!

me: Yep. (In between hysterical fits of laughter)
them: OMG! Seriously?
me: Oh... my god ... I can't ... believe... how long ...that took.

We still joke about it. They made me tell them everything.

 

Me: im bi
Her: *gasp* we can talk avout boys now!
Me: hell yeah we can!

 

We already have a funny coming out story thread here.