Offers of straight sex...

My friend tried to set me up with a girl when we were drunk. I didn't like the idea so i pretended i was going to throw up XD.

 

I'm just here to look at the awkward stories

 

Well, I've never been "in the closet"......except to get my shoes or some clothes.


I have had girls fall for me though. ICK.
I told one girl (pardon the pun) straight out, I was not interested in girls.
She cried for a week.

Two other girls tried hitting on me, and I told them they were barking up the WRONG tree.
They were apparently morons, as they just looked at me like I was talking Chinese to them. I ignored them, and they finally stopped buzzing around me and went away.

I did have a roommate that was 19 years old, some years ago....he wanted to go to a strip club on his 21 birthday for a drink (to see the ladies). I told him that would be his Bday present from me, that I would take him.

But we parted ways before then, so never got to do it.

 

Oh, man. MisterSparkles, your signatures are so punny they never cease to amaze me :lol:

 

I try............but sometimes it's difficult finding a good cat theme I like.

Thanks

 

Can you stay being doctor Mew for a good long while, please? That is by far my most favorite :love:

To the question, yes I was offered once...but we all knew it wasn't gonna happen...still I wouldn't mind trying once I guess :icon_redf

 

You're welcome. What about Catman? Or is that too obvious?

 

Same here hahaa

 

Yep, I had this happen to me in college. Now, I wasn't out to anybody at the time and I definitely didn't let the girl in question know about my transgender identity; so when she came on to me all of a sudden I was getting majorly squicked out. Eventually I straight up jumped off the couch and I had to leave the room. It was a major wtf moment for her and also for my roommates. I lamely explained it away later as "I hate being touched." Which I do ... but on top of that I didn't want to be a guy having sex with a girl. Just the thought of going through with it made me sick.

 

Not exactly, but I did have a straight female friend tell me recently that she would "totally do me" if she didn't have a boyfriend. I didn't know what to say -_- I can't remember what I said in response to that...

Now I think she's realized that I never really returned the huge crush she's had on me, so she's backed off a little. She still likes me, but she's not as aggressive about it.

 

I've had enough straight sex to know I don't particularly like it, thank you very much. I once had a boyfriend tell me I was a "cold fish" and that hurt, but maybe I needed to hear it so I could start being honest with myself. He was being mean for sure, and definitely not trying to help me, but I'd rather turn it into a positive than cry about it lol.

It's easy for me to turn down "offers" of straight sex, because I would turn them down anyway if I was in a relationship. But yeah, I get that guys maybe feel they have to make up an excuse and that he could be peer pressure.

 

No because I am ugly as fuck A sexy beat that is too good looking to approach... and I'm a minor.

 

I doubt I'd engage in that, even though I'm not opposed to "straight sex", just because those are not the most compelling presentations. I'd probably turn down a prostitute or gay strip club, for the same reasons, especially if the intent was for sex.

As for myself, I rarely even get involved in a situation, where such an offer would appear. Even when it does, people tend to think I'm this sexless being, who just so happens to know how relationships work. If I really wanted to, then sex is possible, but that would require me going back to a certain part of town, and being around a certain type of people. Fortunately, I've moved on past the "crack house" environment, when I stopped involving myself in the drug-selling game; and the individuals who whore themselves out for drugs, are not exactly the cleanest or most substantial individuals. I've seen that first hand.

 

Interesting... I would personally turn down prostitutes (if I wasn't a minor) because it's Borderline illegal , but hey, we all have our differences.

 

Nope, never. I may have had one or two females who were sending me signals, but I'm as blind as a Texas salamander when it comes to that. I've never gotten a more mature offer than a cigarette.

 

I suppose people could alway cite the "no sex before marriage" rule to get out of a difficult situation.

 

A few times, I always get so anxiety ridden with the question I have no clue how to answer.

 

I have been offered. But honestly I wouldn't go near a guy sexually with a 10 foot pole! There needs to be some feminine cute lesbian girl in order for me to even slightly get wet. Doesn't take much if there is a nice set of boobs and ass infront of me with that sexy innocent yet naughty glisten a woman gets in their eyes when they want you x

Straight sex is ''ew'' to me. Would rather a cute girl ontop or under me anyday.

 

Can't say I've just been "offered" sex before, must be my face. I'm ugly is what I'm saying.