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If You Could Have ONE....Which One Would It Be?

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  1. MisterTinkles

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    If you would able to choose ONE permanently free product or service for your entire life, which one would it be?

    You can only choose ONE....product OR service, not both!!!!

    And it has to be a REAL product or service, not a fantasy one, or made up one.

    Free shampoo for life?
    Free hair cuts for life?
    Free computer service for life?
    Free schooling for life?
    Free groceries for life?
    Free maid service for life?
    Free vehicle every 4 years for life?


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    For me, for the life I have and for the needs I would want serviced for free, that I am not able to afford on my own.......

    I would choose a high powered law firm for my needs.
    I have had the opportunity to sue SO many corrupt businesses over the years, including harassment, violence in the workplace, and many other illegal practices.....but have never had the money to pay a lawyer to make these corrupt companies and people pay for what they did, and are still doing.

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    Question.

    If, say, I go with free groceries, is there a limit on the amount I can have at one time?
     
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    Either schooling or groceries, as over time they both add up to quite a bit.
     
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    Yeah, free groceries sounds like a good deal. Maybe I could expand and start a restaurant if food is already covered, lol! :slight_smile:
     
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    No limits............what ever you choose, its free for life. Although the company may have some restrictions.........like a new car every 4 years, not every year.

    As far as groceries go, I would imagine that they don't want you taking the entire inventory home all at once. Im sure it would be however much YOU can carry home in one trip....but that would be up to the store/company/service.



    And thats ANY product or service that is on the market today......not just the ones I mentioned.
     
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    Groceries, although I'd probably eat more than I should.

    On a second thought, free airplane tickets (preferably first class) wouldn't be bad either.
     
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    Health care of the finest quality.

    This body -- gone.

    Vocal therapy?
    Getting it.

    Gender-knowing therapist?
    Having that.

    The groceries is nice, as is the automobile repairs. Actually, wait...

    The having free automobile repairs could be nice, too. I could take people's vehicles in to be repaired, and sell that, to anyone -- neighbor, politician, the military, science and all those fancy acronym organizations:

    Me: I could fix that rocket, NASA.
    NASA: $$$

    Other Driver: I hope you're insured, buddy!
    Me: I can get your fixed, even customized, for free.
    Other Driver: You know, my back feels a lot better.

    My insurance company, would love me. Because somebody else was footing the bill, LOL. I could bargain for lower rates between companies.

    You know how many business loopholes I could provide?
    I'd be a walking Swiss bank account.

    Okay, I'd better stop, LOL.

    However that money comes, it could fund my transition, and after all this, I'm hitting Life with good looks and automated income. LOL, a one-two knock out.

    Schooling is very tempting, too. I assume this includes being able to attend any place? If so, LOL, World Tour:

    Employer: Where'd you graduate from?
    Me: Well sir, I began in a dinky-sized town in Kentucky. Went to London, Berlin, Moscow, Cairo, Istanbul, and then finished at the University of Nebraska.

    Just being able to perpetually study is too great an opportunity to pass up. You'd potentially be around the most advanced and fierce minds, especially if attendance anywhere is included. I suspect you'd become cultural... that's almost world leader status, LOL.

    I'd love to skim the libraries of the world, some day.
     
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    Free haircuts and shampoo of course!
     
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    Free money for life. Think about it: you wouldn't need anything else!
     
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    Free cuddle with anyone I like
     
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    Free groceries! :grin:
     
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    Free housing, first and foremost. Like, having a place to stay no matter where I go, for free ... that's damn excellent. I'll manage as far as food goes, but free housing 24/7, that would be SUCH a weight off of my back.
     
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    Free rent would be nice or car
     
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    Free lubricant.

    That stuff gets expensive at the rate I use it.
     
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    Um............thats not a product or a service........it's a currency.
     
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    Seriously, since when is "groceries" one product?? Since my grocery store carries shampoo, I assume getting one would be getting both, right?

    "Law" certainly contains multiple services. Are you talking about free tax consulting, free mortgage processing, free legal defense, free policy advocate...or are you honestly saying that having all of this counts as a single service?

    Even "education" is a multitude of (pseudo)services.

    If you *really* mean single service, I might consider free (full-body) massage therapy for life. If this is totally open-ended on the scale you imply, then hell, free groceries or open tab at Walmart/Target/pick-yer-poison would probably free up enough cash that I could afford to pay for my own massages.
     
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    I think free groceries would be nice~~ but I'd rather have a personal chef for life~ Then they could help me get great and nutritious food ^.^
     
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    QUOTE=biAnnika;2616053]Seriously, since when is "groceries" one product?? Since my grocery store carries shampoo, I assume getting one would be getting both, right?

    Hmmm........good point. This is my "lazy day", so I didn't mull over this before I posted, as I usually do. I meant free food for life, as in regular groceries you would buy in food items.

    "Law" certainly contains multiple services. Are you talking about free tax consulting, free mortgage processing, free legal defense, free policy advocate...or are you honestly saying that having all of this counts as a single service?

    Free service from a law firm. Which would include any legal form they work.

    Even "education" is a multitude of (pseudo)services.

    Well, I would assume that someone would pick ONE college or school and stick with that, since it would be a service from one specific institution.

    If you *really* mean single service, I might consider free (full-body) massage therapy for life. If this is totally open-ended on the scale you imply, then hell, free groceries or open tab at Walmart/Target/pick-yer-poison would probably free up enough cash that I could afford to pay for my own massages.[/QUOTE
     
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    My heart says school. A, Because school (especially college) is expensive, and B because I'm a nerd and love to learn.
    My head says groceries, I'd never go hungry AND get to eat what I want. (maybe not a good thing though... Haha)
     
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    Free hygiene products such as pads and tampons (that appear magically when I need them)
     
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