What type of people do you attract?

Online i attract people that have major issues with themselves and need someone to listen and rant. I've felt like a teacher or therapist several times. I'm not gonna let those people in my life that easily again.
In real life? Here in this area I know of only a very few people that are either too old for me or taken that could possibly be bi or gay... So that's pretty great (yes sarcasm).

 

In real life I tend to attract the "nice guy" types, usually a little on the shy side, not really good-looking but super attentive and friendly. They like me, and I quote, "because you're always smiling." Could be worse -- I'd rather attract these guys than creeps and stalkers.
But I have managed to "attract" a great girl... Let's hope it's not just a one-time thing. I could get used to it.

 

No one :-(

 

No one...

 

I'm aware that two people have liked me in the past. The only obviously thing they had in common was theyre girls (sadly).

 

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People who find that funny.



Blah, blah, blah... have a sense of humor about life, damn it... blah, blah, blah...​

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But seriously, anybody I really want to. If you're coming at me, yeah, okay, I can be a little difficult. I'd be overly suspicious if somebody, suddenly, wanted to be around me a lot. But if I'm coming at you, well, I'm bringing my manners and no-creep swag, LOL.

That said, I typically only maintain contact with winners. I know, that sounds conceited but hear me out... there are individuals who do, and there assholes.

Those who try to be polite, don't jump to conclusions, and who aren't spitting nonsense, are more than welcome to stand near me. I'll hear you out, and why not? Life is interesting.

But if you're always needing me to pick you up, compliment you, do all the household errands, expect me to cook/buy. Well, it's time for The Talk. And if things don't start getting better, it's time to go. I have things I'd like to accomplish, and I don't have time for pity party games.

Now, I understand. Life throws us curve balls, and sometimes we wake up, for whatever reason, feeling some particular way... that happens, but let it be known. Take some time to cool off, think, get it together. But unless aliens have vaporized all the capital cities of the world, we should have an idea of a remedy, a time table to get back on track, LOL.

But the emotional vampires... that suck all your happiness and drive, oh no... I don't have time for that. I will not make time for that. If you want help getting back on track, maybe, but if you're trying to trick me that second chance... mm... severed ties forever.

Now, I'll be friendly-enough, even if you tried to wrong me. I realize, getting even won't make anything right, it can only, at best, satisfy dat rage temporarily. Feelings don't fade, lives don't revive. But you will be very hard-pressed to get in my good graces, from then on.

I've never received a vocal complaint in the past few years, about my company. I'd say that counts for something. I respond best to witty or intellectual comedy, especially if it's well delivered sarcasm. Mm... make my brain tingle, LOL. Make me laugh and think, that's a mental orgasm.

Gender-wise, I know more males, but I have deeper connections with females. Women, pretty quickly, notice I'm not like their friends/boyfriends. But that's because most Kentuckian males, around here at least, don't like showing emotion because it means they've gone soft, and it keeps them away from da boyz. You know, adult logic, LOL.

It probably doesn't help that the male-female attendance ratio, is normally one-sided, with a heavy lean to the men. However, I'm usually invited to mingle with the women, but that could just be they have good taste, LOL...

I'm sorry, I'm in a good mood. Which brings me to another type of person I tend to attract, the mellow. I like calm and rational minds, or at least the potential to be like that. It's a really nice way to be, when shit hits the fan, because freaking out and getting mad rarely, if at all, ever resolves a problem.

Crack a fuckin' joke, laugh damn it.

I can be very meticulous and dull, especially when playing a strategy-based game. My Chess face is Ben Stein-levels of serious. My Risk face though, oh, it's bad. People have told me I take the planning stage of turns too seriously, LOL. But there is always a time and a place for being amusing -- not stupid, amusing, there is a difference.

If you want me to condense it:
There's very little types of people I can't get along with, but I only keep people who inspire me to keep going or humble me to do better.

 

I attract the guys who nobody talks to, the ones that don't really fit in. This is probably because I'm the only person who is nice to them and talks to them. This one kid has been in love with me for seven years... Still texts me every night. He's actually sort of creepy, in a stalker way. Ya know, that is what happens when you are nice to everyone...

 

Women mostly There's not really a specific type, but y'know I'm definitely not complaining

I used to attract a whole lot of nerdy guys, but they were the type of people who are constantly trying to belittle you and prove you wrong :/

 

None

 

A lot I remember in regular school I would catch a bunch of girls and boys staring at me and when I would look at them they would look away. I catched most of them staring ate quite a few time.

 

Girls/Women :/

 

Men who tend to have a bit of an awkward side to them - as in they need to really be coaxed out of their shells and be able to talk about random crap in order to be comfortable with themselves. I can talk a person's ear off so I tend to work well with these types of people.

 

This sounds weird to say, but almost any kind. Generally really popular girls and guys (the star athletes and such) are the ones I don't talk to and don't have any interest in me. And that, I don't mind.

To say if there's really a type... I guess people who can appreciate my personality. I can be loud at times and am mostly defined by my humor. So it's mostly been people who want someone who is entertaining I guess...?

Like I said, it's weird talking about it. But I've had three of my girl buds confess to me that I made them question their sexualities because they were crushing on me, so maybe I just have some kind of nice aura...?!?!