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Where Da REAL Men?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Kaiser, May 5, 2015.

  1. Kaiser

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    Since Franklin Gothic Medium seems to be, at the moment, unavailable...

    For all the REAL men out there, how manly are you?

    On a scale of 1 to NO FEMMES, where would you rank yourself?

    Where da REAL men at?











    I'm expecting witty satire or hilarious comedy, damn it! And if you think this is a totally serious topic, well, I'm sorry, LOL.
     
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  2. Gandee

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    Hey, I just help out with communication! :lol:
     
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    120/10 NO FEMME.
    I'm the manliest, manly man to ever man. I'm so #manlymanish that trees turn into firewood when I walk by.
    I'm so #UltraManly that I was born with a moustache which held a certificate of MANLY-NESS.
    I'm so #SUPERMANM....LY that my beard alone has performed open heart surgery, traveled to space and coached a football team of many manly men before even eating breakfast. A breakfast which consisted of nails, woods and testosterone.

    #OMGSoManly
     
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    Damn it, Gandalf. I was kind of hoping to see who'd rush into the topic, but now you've taken that away from me!

    However...

    THIS~!

    This is INCREDIBLE.
     
  5. Gandee

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    Oh shit, I'm sorry Kaiser XD

    But someone will always fall for the trap, and someone will always ignore it all together, especially "DA REAL Men" ^-~
     
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    Of course it is.
    And I totally held a completely straight face while typing it, as all manly men do.
     
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    Yeah I got to take your manly card away because #OMGsoManly is not something a real manly man would say you imposter.
     
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    How dare you.
    OMG stands for Otters Make Goggles.
    Which is very manly.
     
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    (In gangsta voice). I am the most manly man in the whole world, ain't no man gonna take that away from me. I do all the most manly shit like using dat product in the shower, shaving my damn ass hairy legs and being the man that is a skinny ass fella. So you see I'm a man cause if I get caught in a fight, Imma gonna hit below the belt cause that is what manly men do." Huh Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. I'm a be so manly that I can't even mow my lawn. Yeah.

    I know this is kinda random, but here it is.
     
  10. Gandee

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    OMG bitch manly fight among ultra super duper manly men.
    #swoon
     
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    Very manly.
    I applaud you.
     
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    Dare I even ask what "dat product" is?
     
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    No man I applaud you for being so damn manly that all them other fools are like women. You make them all seem like a bunch of females that is how manly you are. Hoo Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.(continues on for quite some time)
     
  14. Rawrzilla

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    Did anyone say MANLY?!

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    Dat Product is my damn shampoo, and conditioner that I use every night and my body wash that is branded DOVE, DOVE is a manly brand, you see every man thinks manliness is a eagle. It ain't it's more like a motherfucking dove.
     
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    I would say thank you but alas that would be unmanly which (as the manliest manly man) would be horrible.
     
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    NO FEMMES!

    I'm flexing right now.


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    FLEXING?! DO YOU EVEN BRA??!!!!!

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    Goggles sound like a ridiculous word that only non-manly men think is manly, I don't need goggles, I'm a man my eyes protect themselves. Otters are just wannabe bears, nothing more manly than a genuine gay bear.
     
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    Dan and Phil!

    Uh, I mean.....I'm a manly man and I'm gonna go do some manly man stuff.

    Otters are super manly.
    Bears are just wannabe otters and goggles are worn during manly man activities like welding.
     
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