the most annoying types of straight guys?

Speaking as a lesbian, I hate the ones who marginalize my sexuality more than anything else.

"Can I watch?"

"How do you know you don't like men?"

"That's not real sex unless my dick is involved"

and so on...

 

Can't say I've ever found a guy annoying and thought to myself, "Man, straight guys like this are annoying." If it's going to be annoying in a straight guy, it's definitely just as annoying in a gay/bi guy.
That said... The guys who objectify me are pretty annoying. I was in a relationship with a guy who sometimes said things that he thought were funny, but I found seriously offensive and unsexy. When I told him so, he claimed he was only joking. Okay. Now don't do it again.

I have to say I don't agree with [3]. I mean, there's nothing wrong with either anal or threesomes, unless they're non-consensual and objectifying or the guy spends all his time talking about them (boring).

 

to name a few the straight guy that gets awkward when they know your gay. they seem to automatically think your attracted to them because of being gay AND are attracted to ALL men EVER. its really really annoying! (which is funny considering im best friends with this type of straight guy). the other really annoying straight guy is the guy who thinks Jokes solve everything. you know the type...or do you?. the guy when he gets into an awkward situation or gets nervous will use jokes as a defence (my dad is one of these people) basically the minute you tell them something they will joke about it when your serious and are asking for support. for example if i told my dad i was gay. he would make constant gay jokes that were actually (sort of intentionally) offensive. i know this because my dad has a friend who is gay and got married a while ago, my dad made loads of jokes about him going to hell and how jesus condems it (hes not religious, neither are his friends) i thought this was unique to my father but its actually a fairly common thing i see and is unbelievably annoying cant have a decent conversation with them

 

Any person (let's be honest, mostly straight men do this) who finds it okay to holler at me from a vehicle is rude.
Seriously, how can anyone with a brain think that 'hey baby, you lookin' fine, lemme get that' is a decent thing to say to another person?

 

Ones that label themselves feminists without having a thorough concept of feminism, or only slap that label on themselves to pick up chicks.

 

The whole "I'm not homophobic, but..." types. Just be open about being a bigot. At least I'd respect you more for being honest.

 

I'm not really bothered by straight men, but straight women are very annoying.

 

I'm not bothered by gay women, but gay men are very annoying.

Oh wait, am I generalising?

 

Yes, you are, and so was I, but only to prove a point. I couldn't care less either way. These threads are extremely tiresome and serve no purpose at all.

 

Imagine if this thread had said "the most annoying types of black guys?" Yeah. Wouldn't be able to do that one.

I'm annoyed by certain traits in people; it isn't specific to straight guys. If you're chauvinistic, or arrogant, or homophobic, or boorish...I'm probably not going to like you. Straight or not. Male or not.

 

That went right over my head :icon_redf I wish there was a sarcasm reader on this forum.

I cringe a little inside every time I see threads like this. Come on EC, we're better than this...

 

:lol: no straight women are cute. But lesbians/bisexuals are cuter I mean c'mon!

Straight guys don't bother you? Maybe your straight friends don't but they are not the only types of straight men that exist. There are sooo many assholes where I live it's not funny. Not to mention they're all ugly as fuck so as if I'd go out with them even if I was straight. Just like some straight women there are plenty of straight men who don't serve any purpose but to be a dickhead. People are assholes. Period.

 

Ohmigosh, you guys! Stop being such heterophobes! #NotAllHeteros



What exactly is the harm in people using a LGBT+ safe space to vent about hetero-cis people? I doubt any hetero-cis people will be hurt by it. Seriously, where else are they allowed to let out these feelings?

Yes, because black people are oppressed, straight people are not.

 

Wow, you are so original. Keep up the good work.

Chloe - you're right. I know a lot of dickheads. The way certain straight guys act annoys me - especially when they overcompensate by acting really macho - but then again, a lot of straight women annoy me, and a lot of gay people annoy me.

 

Yeah, because the level of originality was the important part of my comment.

 

The stupid ones saying bro all the time, ones that can't give another a guy a compliment without going no homo dude, ones that are assholes and perverted ones that don't respect girls but other than that I love straight guys just don't be a asshat and we're cool