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  1. Kaiser

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    And no, not in that context.

    Basically, this is a fun little exercise, to get an idea of how you perceive yourself, especially in regards to another:

    You're writing a singles ad, but it can only be up to 5 sentences long, though it can be shorter if you like. It can be serious, funny, a total lie, anything, but the point is to convey an attractive appeal to another.

    In short, what would you write about yourself to promote yourself to the world?

    Whatever you write, have fun.
     
    #1 Kaiser, May 11, 2015
  2. Gandee

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    I might not give the greatest hug or the best advice.
    But I will have your back through lows and highs.
    But the real question is:
    How much do you want me to make you mine? :wink:
     
    #2 Gandee, May 11, 2015
  3. imnotreallysure

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    Nigerian Prince.
    Large fortune.
    Large member.
    Wants a husband.
    Email bank details.
     
    #3 imnotreallysure, May 11, 2015
  4. randomly me

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    And again the peasants are left waiting for the witty answer of their glorious empress =P
     
    #4 randomly me, May 11, 2015
  5. Kaiser

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    Coming to America II?

    LOL.

    Hey, you! Where's your answer? Mine is in the works... though it may take a while.
     
    #5 Kaiser, May 11, 2015
  6. DinelodiiGitli

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    Land of Citrus Fruit and Gators.
    Purely platonic.
    Bakes foods with vast quantities of sugar.
    Have cake, will travel.
    Comes free with a signed contract saying I will not murder anyone you know.

    Act now as this is a limited time offer.
     
    #6 DinelodiiGitli, May 11, 2015
  7. randomly me

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    Busy.I'll type it out when if i have the time.
     
    #7 randomly me, May 11, 2015
  8. LaEsmeralda

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    'Athletic, good looking female, 23, WLTM strong man no shorter than 6' for fancy dinners, nights in with a glass of bubbly and long sunset walks on the beach. Must have own car and own house. No smoking, no drinking'

    JOKE. The more realistic version...

    'Lazy, hairy 23 year female shit with no job WLTM any gender of any shape or size to get pissed with in cheap bars and walk my smelly dogs through the crappy Irish weather with. Car optional, house optional'
     
    #8 LaEsmeralda, May 11, 2015
  9. Gandee

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    I will attempt this again:

    Sexy zombie, 1m80, lost one left arm and right leg, have sexy lurch, functional genital, and great at french kiss. Looking for another zombie, lower jaw optional.
     
    #9 Gandee, May 11, 2015
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    sugar Daddy required for British hunk who wants spoiling (must have a swiss bank account).
     
    #10 Bravesole, May 11, 2015
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    :lol:
     
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    Lol, funnily enough, I was watching Coming to America last night.
     
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    This ad space is for nohalos!

    The bachelor who...

    (!!) is undeniably talented like Beyoncé
    :redface: never misses an opportunity for dirty jokes
    (*hug*) loves to cuddle
    :beer: is an adventurous eater

    and finally

    :eusa_ange has moves in your bedroom. :icon_razz



    (Does the first sentence count?)
     
    #13 nohalos, May 11, 2015
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    Conversationalist,
    Cooks,
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    Loves!
     
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    Clarification, please. You say the goal is to "convey an attractive appeal to another."

    Do you mean to *any* other? Or do you mean to someone we would enjoy dating?

    Also, must the appeal be attractive, or would it suffice if it provoked sufficient interest that the target person makes contact with you to learn more?
     
    #15 biAnnika, May 11, 2015
  16. Kaiser

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    Damn it, Annika! LOL.

    It's up to you. If you want to do it with a dating angle, okay, if you want to do it as a quick job resume, do it.

    This is as limited as your imagination.
     
    #16 Kaiser, May 11, 2015
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    So, sometimes I call myself by a different name.
    I talk too much, and love too little, I'm a huge nerd and a weirdo at heart.
    My only wish is fortune and fame.
    I have so many flaws, and I don't wanna change.
    And I'm me.
     
    #17 ForNarnia, May 11, 2015
  18. randomly me

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    Searching for the ideal mate to give birth to the anti-Christ with.Tentacles required.
     
    #18 randomly me, May 11, 2015
  19. LakanLunti

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    Got problems with the Weedles?
    Got zombies on your lawn?
    Got problems with the Fire benders?
    Got no moves in bed?
    Then call 1234-GREEN and I'll be there to help you!
     
    #19 LakanLunti, May 11, 2015
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    My name is [REDACTED], I am a [REDACTED] years old young person looking for a suitable mate of the male or female persuasion, I love dinner and doing romantic things, I'll hold the door open for you everywhere and pull a seat out at the restaurant, if you ask if the outfit makes your butt look too big I will say "yes, but it looks great big"; and I am good hugger.
     
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