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Would You F%@k Yourself?

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  1. Kaiser

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    If you want to keep it tame, you can answer if you'd date yourself. But I figured the other option would incite more amusing answers.
     
    #1 Kaiser, May 15, 2015
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    I would both date and fuck myself.
    I mean who could be a better partner for me than me?

    I would however not date a clone of me as that wouldn't be me.I'd date an A.I. with my appearance memory and thinking ways and an alternate version of me/me from another dimension.
     
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    More than just amusing answers, "Would You F%@k Yourself?" catches MORE attention than "Would You Date Yourself?" LOL!
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    Anyways, yeah I would date myself. We'll have a GREAT talk and have a good time playing video games. We have LOTS in common! But if we're talking about f*cking, well... He must gain my date me at least a week before I give him my V card :lol:
     
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    I definitely would not, I am not my type at all. :lol: However I do take myself out on dates sometimes, because it's healthy to remind yourself that you're worth it, especially when you're single. :slight_smile:
     
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    Wouldn't you already know they're the perfect match? Would you cock tease yourself?

    Damn, golgari, and I thought I was evil. LOL.
     
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    How about having a split personality and dating them?ie two loverbirds one body...
    That'd be interesting *grin*
     
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    Whenever I see myself naked in the mirror I find myself disappointed to know that I won't find anyone quite as sexy as me. So yes, I would totally fuck myself.
     
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    Sure, I like some rather bizarre things, and this way, we'd both be into them. Perfect.
     
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    I might do. It would be interesting. I don't think that I would be able to have sex with myself, because dysphoria and stuff. I think I would end up annoying myself when dating, as well. So probably no.
     
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    It will be more exciting if he's hungry :lol: :roflmao:
     
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    You say that like most people do not already already do that is private. Do people duck themselves, you mine as well ask...what do horny people do when alone? That right they fuck themselves. PEOPLE ALWAYS FUCK THEMSELVES THAT WHAT HANDS FOR DAMMIT!!!!!.
     
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    Up until that point, I thought you were going to admit to an impressive feat of girth and length...
     
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    God, yes :wink:
     
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    I tried before but I couldn't do it. Nearly though.
     
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    Well sorry but me, myself, and I, have no time for running to the emergency room, how do you expect me to explain that to the doctor...they know you lying when you get stuff stuck up their.
     
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    Definitely, have you seen me? Plus I would already know the things I like so it would be a pretty wild time. :icon_wink
     
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    You could them it's out of your hands.

    ^.~
     
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    Someone like me, sure... but myself?


    I think I'd be more concerned with the prospect of cloning or time travel if I happened to come into contact with "myself" at any point in time.
     
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    What if banging yourself is what the BIG BANG actually was?
     
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    I don't know how to respond to that.

    :lol:
     
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