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I'm sorry...

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by BeautifulStranger, Dec 6, 2008.

  1. BeautifulStranger

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    I'm really upset right now... 'tis a long story and not really worth explaining

    But this foul mood has inspired me to lash out at the people who've ever hated me because I'm stereotypical. So here goes...

    I'm sorry I walk with a swish in my hips. Walking like a gorilla doesn't appeal to me.
    I'm sorry I look fucking fabulous in the color pink. You hate me because pink makes you look fat.
    I'm sorry that my voice is the way that it is. That's totally in my power to control... I'll fix that right away.
    I'm sorry my sneakers are Fendi, my cologne is Armani and sunglasses are Dior. It really sucks that liking the finer things in life makes you gayer.
    I'm sorry I don't like to talk about what I do in the bathroom and how it was. Bowel movements should never be a topic of discussion.... NEVER.
    I'm sorry that most of my friends are girls. They just happen to be more accepting and less judgemental.
    I'm sorry that I've been blessed with a voice and I use it to sing showtunes. Again, I can totally control what gifts I've been given and what I haven't been. I definitely should've sport skills instead of musicality when I was born.
    I'm sorry I say things like 'ridic' or 'fab'. My tongue is lazy and it hates pronouncing the whole word.


    To all of you pricks who have ever refused to be my friend because of something so minor, screw you.
    I know how amazing I am and how much people love me the way I am. It's your loss, not mine.


    So, if I've inspired any 'I'm sorry's feel free to add them to the list...
     
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    I Hope you feel better!!!
     
  4. Dazed

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    aww huggies for you! people really suck sometimes. they are just jealous because we love ourselves they way we are and no matter how cool they think they are they will never be as happy as us. and why are we so happy...well it is becuae we are just so FAB!
     
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    I forgive you
     
  6. MattyPatty

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    I'm sorry I have no idea what you're talking about when you talk about soccer
    I'm sorry I hate most team sports
    I'm sorry I'm a whimp
    I'm sorry I'm not a straight Christian boy with plans for a wife and kids
    I'm sorry I can't help it if I cry
    I'm sorry if I'm emotional
    I'm sorry I'm boring
    I'm sorry I can't stand the sight of a vagina
    I'm sorry Noah's Arch is IMPOSSIBLE
     
  7. tm74

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    <hugs>

    No one should ever have to apologise for what they are - we're all different, and the world would be such a dull place if we weren't.
     
  8. BeautifulStranger

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    Yeah, I know
    That's why it was meant to sound sarcastic and ass hole-ish

    I'm not sorry for what I am.
    I'm completely happy being the big flaming queen that I was born to be.
    No one will stop me from wearing Zebra print underwear.
    No one will stop me from dying my hair hot pink if I want it that way.

    No one will EVER stop me from marching to the beat of my drum.
     
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    I'm sorry we don't talk about soccer:tears:
     
  10. Derek the Wolf

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    Just to follow the trend. Here's mine, what I could think of.

    I'm sorry I don't believe in your god.
    I'm sorry my beliefs make you uncomfortable.
    I'm sorry I'm socially awkward.
    I'm sorry I can't choose who I love.
    I'm sorry I have strong feelings about animals.
    I'm sorry my passions make you disgusted.
    I'm sorry I get angry and defensive over something you think is minor.
    I'm sorry I'm easily offended and emotional.
    I'm sorry I can't pretend to love those I hate.
    I'm sorry I look like a jackass, but I just don't give a fuck. I have my own problems.
    I'm sorry I'm a selfish bastard sometimes.
     
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    There is a time and place for talking about bowel movements, and that time is February 33rd and the place is an ethnically tolerant Alabama town.

    I'm sorry that you tatas don't do much for me. Honestly, they're NOT that cool.
     
  13. I'm sorry I call people out when they're being a bitch
    I'm sorry I don't tolerate people being assholes to me or others
    I'm sorry vagina completely fascinates me even though I'm gay
    I'm sorry I drink and you don't like it
    I'm sorry I experiment with drugs and you don't like it.
     
  14. Amy

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    I'm sorry that I don't think God can hate.
    I'm sorry that I can't "chose" a sex to be attracted to.
    I'm sorry that I can't do sports.
    I'm sorry that I am not perfect.
    I'm sorry that I can't do that wierd ass thing with my tounge.

    I am so sorry.
     
  15. Kimi

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    Aww, there there...

    I'm sorry that you are so jealous of me being asian:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
  16. Gumtree

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    I'm sorry I look like I have parents from every ethnicity. Make up your mind, do I look black, asian, indian what?!

    I'm sorry that I believe sexuality isn't a choice.

    I'm sorry that I get the shits with straight and gay guys alike that abuse gay stereotypes.

    I'm sorry that I don't approve of you drinking energy drinks - just because I lost 2 friends due to heart attacks from them.

    I'm sorry I fight against Accutane for your own good.

    I'm sorry I don't fit the stereotypes and expectation you seem to have for me.
     
  17. musican

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    I'm sorry that I'm not exactly like you.
    I'm sorry that I had longer hair when I was younger.
    I'm sorry I liked it.
    I'm sorry you didn't.
    I'm sorry that my only friends are girls becuase all guys do is pick on me and laugh at me, or just flat out ignore me.
    I'm sorry that learning and remembering things comes naturally to me and I don't have to study for hours just to pass a test.
    I'm sorry that you're mad at me because I'm smarter than you are.
    I'm sorry that I don't play football because I don't know how to because my dad never taught me how; he was afraid that I would get hurt.
    I'm sorry that I chose peace over war.
    I'm sorry that I would rather that guys hold hands than guns.
    I'm sorry that you're more comfortable with guns.
    I'm sorry that I can see both sides of things and don't always think that someone has to be right and someone has to be wrong.
    I'm sorry that according to you, your religion tells you to hate people that don't think the way you do.
    I'm sorry that my music is to 'gay' for you.
    I'm sorry that I prefer arts over sports.
    I'm sorry that I 'talk and act like a girl' because guys avoid me like the plauge.
    I'm sorry that I have dad issues because my dad refuses to accept that he has dad issues.
    I'm sorry that I'm broken because of my dad issues and my lack of friends that you may have caused by avoiding me.
    I'm sorry I'm depressed.
    I'm sorry that my life is spiraling out of control and you either don't even notice, or you watch with amusement; if I had known it was amusing to you, I would have done it before, I'm sorry that I didn't do it before.
    I'm sorry that I'm emotional.
    I'm sorry that I'm no always macho and strong like I'm supposed to be.
    I'm sorry that I know how to cook and sew.
    I'm sorry that I can't love you because you're a girl.
    I'm sorry that even though I can't love you because you're a girl, you're attracted to me and you know that I would treat you better than most guys who could love you.
    I'm sorry that I don't enjoy being used.
    I'm sorry that I don't perfectly fit your stereotypes.
    I'm sorry that I might become attracted to you because you think it's funny to get really close to other guys, but you deny that you're gay.
    I'm sorry that I let you walk all over me.
    I'm sorry that I've never had a girlfriend, and I never will.
    I'm sorry that I haven't come out to everyone so that you have something new to harass me about.
    I'm sorry that if you know I'm gay, you will think that I want you. I'm sorry that is hardly ever the case.
    I'm sorry that I'm a nice person.
    I'm sorry that you may not think that I'm fit to raise a kid even though I'll probably be a better father than you.
    I'm sorry that you're close minded and I'm not.
    I'm sorry that I apologize so much.
     
  18. tomahto72

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    I'm sorry that my life will always be a million times better than yours
    I'm sorry I don't conform to any stereotypes
    I'm sorry I am better than you at sports even though I am gay
    I'm sorry girls your boobs are just in the wrong place if I need a hug
    I'm sorry my messenger bag is better than yours because I simply have better tastes
    I'm sorry that I have seen what life is like before you even got out from behind a desk
    I'm sorry I play hockey

    I'm sorry what was that?
     
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    fixed :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: