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Go on a masturdate recently?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by greatwhale, Jun 8, 2015.

  1. greatwhale

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    I looove these suggestions for new words, we really should look into expanding our vocabularies!
     
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    That was ... :icon_bigg I love masturdating!

    Thanks, now I can properly call my sofa 'The Internest'...
     
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    I like them, but to use other people's ideas is to lack creativity. Come up with your own words!~ it's more fun
     
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    Allrighty then! :grin: Kageshiro has thrown down the gauntlet!

    The thread is now open to creating new words for complicated situations, feelings, etc!

    Have fun!
     
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    I hate words like this. I do a lot on my own, so what?
     
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    I need to go on a masturdate XD LOL I've been constantly going on dates with my girlfriend. I do need to spend some alone time to be honest.
     
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    Ohhh, I love this, sweetie! :3

    Masturdating was great, but my favorite one was askhole!
     
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    A lot of the kids at my school are so cellfish! It's like they're trying to be ambitchous. Then there are the nerdjackers, they're pretty cool sometimes though, me being one myself~ Overall, my day was rather boring. Then, I come home to my sister, an askhole. It was terribly annoying, so I sent a text to my girlfriend...then ten texts, at the rate of two per hour. I've been having a textpectation for my girlfriend, but when I finally gave up, it rang. It wasn't her, it was just someone I didn't feel like talking to at the moment. I got out of a nonversation pretty quickly, and wanted to lie down and hopefully have a bedgasm, however I experienced a small case of destinesia and forgot why I was there in the first place. I felt so pissed with my girlfriend for ignoring me, I just wanted a masturdate. And I did just that. I wanted to draw first, so I took my clothes off of my chairdrobe. Finally, tired, still textpecting, I set up my internest to go on EC and hiberdate...that is, WHEN she'll actually come
    The end~

    I feel like a second grade spelling assignment. "Use most of the spelling words and write a story"

    ---------- Post added 8th Jun 2015 at 10:48 PM ----------

    Hmm~ I like kageshiros idea.
    I'll think...
    Highper - The feeling of being so hyper that people think you're high on drugs..
    Unintentionapping - Accidentally falling asleep in a bad situation (I like this one)
    Ignoying - Being annoyed and ignoring people because you're feeling anti-social

    That's all I can think of now. They're rather stupid.

    But you gotta admit, they're rather punny!
    :wink:
     
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    Well done! :eusa_clap

    I especially like unintentionapping! :grin:
     
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    That was awesome lots of extra words.
     
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    Not brilliant, but oh well..

    'Moronfie' - Someone spending way too much time taking selfies.
     
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    Haha nice