Staff Interview: Lexington - Post Your Questions Here!

Lex, how do you have such a balance of razor sharp quips and stunningly good advice?

 

Lexington, if you could choose any material (other than stone) to turn into which would it be and why?

 

Do you have any hobbies?

 

Why do you participate on EC and what do you like about the other staff members?

 

Do you take your own advice?

 

Why do your posts on masturbation always include robots as a technique?

 

Have you ever thought of becoming a therapist? I think all of your advice is right on.

 

Do you in fact own a robot and use it in said masturbation techniques?

 

i think my question pwns all of them.
of all the gargoyles. why lexington!?
if it's not cause you relate to him in several ways,
then which gargoyle would you say you relate to and why?

 

1) Do you want me to steal that street sign for you? It's right there, no trouble.

3) Do you have any pets?

4) What are your personal religious beliefs, if any?

 

What is the meaning of your existence; how are you truly significant in the absolute web of humanity? What, to you, makes your presence truly meaningful?

 

Who is Pubert?

 

Do you have a microchip in your brain that somehow enables you to give out really good advice?

 

Are you sure you don't live in Phoenix and go to MCC? There is a guy in one of my classes that makes me think of you each time I see him.

 

Would you consider yourself musical, and if so, what instruments do you play?

 

What is one talent you're proud of having, and one talent you wish you had?

 

If you could change the world in any one way (for better or worse), what would it be?

 

Lex, you have a real knack for analyzing someone’s situation and offering advice that is just right. What experiences in your life do you think have helped you develop this insight?

 

Will you marry me?

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