Lets play. Post social dichotomes; Like; === "Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money." Carlin === Or === Conservative Christians Love thy neighbor, unless they are gay. === More social group dichotomies the better...
"We want small government, but small enough to fit in your uterus." -Conservatives. "Sex for money is immoral (prostitution), but it's fine as long as it's in front of a camera (porn)." -Conservative Christians. "You should exercise personal responsibility, but we need to outlaw drugs for you." Conservatives. "Big banks are terrible, but let's not audit the Federal Reserve, which is helping them." Liberals
If we want to turn you away from our business due to religious reasons, we deserve that freedom. But if you do it to us it's persecution.