My Xmas present for the LADIES! - Empty Closets - A safe online community for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered people coming out

pirateninja · 15th Dec 2008, 02:55 PM

Right, you know that thread that gave the guys of EC a certain present?

http://www.emptyclosets.com/forum/sh...ad.php?t=18364

Weeeeeell, I thought, seeing as for some unknown reason people seem to like me on here, I would show my gratitude to you all in the form of a similar Christmas present:

http://www.emptyclosets.com/forum/al...pictureid=7619

As you can plainly see, I am handcuffed to the bed, and gagged. Make of it what you will

And a very Merry Christmas to you all.

**Martin** · 15th Dec 2008, 03:02 PM

This is sexist. *tuts*

*runs away*

pirateninja · 15th Dec 2008, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin

This is sexist. *tuts*

*runs away*

Alright... alright.. AND bi guys

**Martin** · 15th Dec 2008, 03:05 PM

This is homophobic!

BeautifulStranger · 15th Dec 2008, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin

This is homophobic!

Eh... not quite
Homophobia embodies anti-homosexuality as a whole.
She's reppin' for the ladies. So she can't be charged with homophobia...

Let's call it 'male homophobia'

pirateninja · 15th Dec 2008, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin

This is homophobic!

For the love of...

BeautifulStranger · 15th Dec 2008, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pirateninja

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin

This is homophobic!

For the love of...

For the record, I say that a lot... Even in situations where it doesn't apply.

Anyways, I'd totally tap that though Holly.
You have better hair than most gay men and you look androgynous enough.

Yeah... You know you're sexually frustrated when you say you'd do it with a lesbian.

**Maddy** · 15th Dec 2008, 03:17 PM

As part of your target audience, I approve wholeheartedly of this.

Apocalypte · 15th Dec 2008, 03:51 PM

This gets the Apocalypte Seal Of Approval.

littledinosaurs · 15th Dec 2008, 03:52 PM

its just for the ladies??
):

Dazed · 15th Dec 2008, 03:59 PM

handcuffs... >_>

merry christmas

15th Dec 2008, 03:59 PM

Aww I want a Holly for Christmas.

biisme · 15th Dec 2008, 05:32 PM

Wow!

A Holly!!! Yay!

Merry Christmas.

heatqueen · 16th Dec 2008, 08:16 AM

Holly. This is why we love you.

Merry xmas to you too!!

Tim · 16th Dec 2008, 09:39 AM

Oh Dear God, Spongebob and Patrick are getting revenge on you for shottin Patrick for stealing your backup wine :O

Psychedelic Bookmarks · 16th Dec 2008, 10:22 AM

Wholehearted approval here too.

16th Dec 2008, 11:06 AM

I'll return the favour!

I'm getting excited!

EDIT: AH. It just hit me like a bolt of remembring! Aren't we NOT supposed to post pictures of ourselves in threads?

Should I take this down and move it over to an album?

Derek the Wolf · 16th Dec 2008, 11:19 AM

I would pretend to be a lady for Holly. Sexy!

Trumpetplyer23 · 16th Dec 2008, 11:50 AM

Two thumbsup

InaRut · 16th Dec 2008, 11:55 AM

i'm gay and I still think the lesbians/bi guys got the better present >: (

*Hmm what would I do if Holly was handcuffed and gag'ed to a bed..*

...Make her watch every episode of Telitubies!

15th Dec 2008, 02:55 PM	#1
pirateninja EC's Sailor Uranus Full Member Gender: Biologically Female Orientation: Heterosexually Challenged Out Status: Most people Location: Bath, England Age: 21 Posts: 5,853 Join Date: Sep 2007	My Xmas present for the LADIES! Right, you know that thread that gave the guys of EC a certain present? http://www.emptyclosets.com/forum/sh...ad.php?t=18364 Weeeeeell, I thought, seeing as for some unknown reason people seem to like me on here, I would show my gratitude to you all in the form of a similar Christmas present: http://www.emptyclosets.com/forum/al...pictureid=7619 As you can plainly see, I am handcuffed to the bed, and gagged. Make of it what you will And a very Merry Christmas to you all. __________________ Holly the Pirateninja Ars Longa, Vita Brevis. Last edited by pirateninja; 16th Dec 2008 at 11:51 PM.. Reason: Photo linked to album

15th Dec 2008, 03:02 PM	#2
Martin EC's Red Queen EC Admin Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: Merseyside, UK Age: 21 Posts: 8,044 Join Date: Nov 2007	Re: My Xmas present for the LADIES! This is sexist. tuts runs away

15th Dec 2008, 03:05 PM	#4
Martin EC's Red Queen EC Admin Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: Merseyside, UK Age: 21 Posts: 8,044 Join Date: Nov 2007	Re: My Xmas present for the LADIES! This is homophobic!

15th Dec 2008, 03:17 PM	#8
Maddy Free Hugs EC Admin Gender: - Orientation: Into girls Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 21 Posts: 7,702 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: My Xmas present for the LADIES! As part of your target audience, I approve wholeheartedly of this. __________________ how strange it is to be anything at all [Victor] 2:09 pm: and then halloween happened and I was outside in a skirt.

15th Dec 2008, 03:51 PM	#9
Apocalypte Ytse Jamming. Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Dublin, Ireland Age: 27 Posts: 2,217 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: My Xmas present for the LADIES! This gets the Apocalypte Seal Of Approval. __________________ "I like my beer cold...my TV loud...and my homosexuals flaming." - Homer Simpson

15th Dec 2008, 03:52 PM	#10
littledinosaurs J'essaie de Parler Français! :] Full Member Gender: Garçon Orientation: Bisexuel Location: Nouvelle-Angleterre. Age: 21 Posts: 2,351 Join Date: Sep 2008	Re: My Xmas present for the LADIES! its just for the ladies?? ): __________________ Âllo Là

15th Dec 2008, 03:59 PM	#11
Dazed Banned Gender: ladyfella Orientation: MaddyBensexual Out Status: out to all :] Location: Richmond VA Age: 24 Posts: 2,189 Join Date: Mar 2007	Re: My Xmas present for the LADIES! handcuffs... >_> merry christmas

15th Dec 2008, 03:59 PM	#12
Midnight Angel Guest Posts: n/a	Re: My Xmas present for the LADIES! Aww I want a Holly for Christmas.

15th Dec 2008, 05:32 PM	#13
biisme Call me Katie Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Ask me and I'll tell you. Location: Lincoln, Rhode Island Age: 20 Posts: 8,119 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: My Xmas present for the LADIES! Wow! A Holly!!! Yay! Merry Christmas. __________________ From BIG problems to little problems, from broken hearts to broken shoelaces, I really do care. Feel free to PM me anytime about anything. I want to know.

16th Dec 2008, 08:16 AM	#14
heatqueen Official #1 fan of Celine Dion Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Pansexual/Homoromantic bisexual Out Status: Generally whoever asks Location: I travel a lot Age: 20 Posts: 5,706 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: My Xmas present for the LADIES! Holly. This is why we love you. Merry xmas to you too!! __________________ Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Co-founder of the 'Sailor Moon Made Me Gay' club...and the lesbians.

16th Dec 2008, 09:39 AM	#15
Tim Psycho Glitter Btch Full Member Gender:* Guy, Unless Life Was a Horrible April Fools Joke. Orientation: Gay/Asexual/Confusing to Explain Out Status: Armed and Fabulous! XD Location: California Age: 23 Posts: 7,381 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: My Xmas present for the LADIES! Oh Dear God, Spongebob and Patrick are getting revenge on you for shottin Patrick for stealing your backup wine :O __________________ Rawr! :3 ~The Stalker User Known As Tim~ Rawr! :3 EC's Sailor Star Healer, Oxymoron and All. Star Sensitive Inferno! Sailor Starlight, Stage On! [Vic] 7:49 pm: I keep my pants off in public.

16th Dec 2008, 10:22 AM	#16
Psychedelic Bookmarks Helena Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Close family and quite a few friends Location: UK Age: 18 Posts: 2,195 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: My Xmas present for the LADIES! Wholehearted approval here too. __________________ "I refuse to recognize the terms hetero-, bi-, and homo-sexual. Everybody has exactly the same sexual needs. People are just sexual, the prefix is immaterial." (Morissey)

16th Dec 2008, 11:06 AM	#17
Numfarh Guest Posts: n/a	Re: My Xmas present for the LADIES! I'll return the favour! I'm getting excited! EDIT: AH. It just hit me like a bolt of remembring! Aren't we NOT supposed to post pictures of ourselves in threads? Should I take this down and move it over to an album? Last edited by Numfarh; 16th Dec 2008 at 11:09 AM..

16th Dec 2008, 11:19 AM	#18
Derek the Wolf Furry Overlord Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Pansexual Out Status: Majority Location: Illinois Age: 20 Posts: 1,325 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: My Xmas present for the LADIES! I would pretend to be a lady for Holly. Sexy! __________________

16th Dec 2008, 11:55 AM	#20
InaRut EC's Nu-Disco Walrus Full Member Gender: IRL Yaoi Character Orientation: (｡◕‿◕。) Out Status: ㅎ_ㅎ Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 22 Posts: 7,111 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: My Xmas present for the LADIES! i'm gay and I still think the lesbians/bi guys got the better present >: ( Hmm what would I do if Holly was handcuffed and gag'ed to a bed.. ...Make her watch every episode of Telitubies! __________________ "The first duty of every Starfleet Officer is to the truth. Whether it's scientific truth, historical truth, or personal truth. It is the guiding principle to which Starfleet is based. If you can't find it within yourself, to tell the truth about what happened, then you don't deserve to where that uniform."

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