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BeautifulStranger · 16th Dec 2008, 09:40 AM

... had corny pick-up lines used on you?

I was in Detroit [Funny fact, I say Detroit with the french pronounciation only] once and this giant thug came up to me, backed me into a wall, put his arms on either side of me (thus blocking escape) and said 'What's up, hot stuff? 'Cuz everytime I look down, I see a party going on.'

This guy was huge and muscular and he was probably carrying a .9 mm.
Ordinarily I would've slapped him, but for the above mentioned reasons I just grinned nervously and laughed.

I gave him my number, promised to contact him in the future and got the fuck out of there.

Shevanel · 16th Dec 2008, 09:51 AM

lol that is hilarious, albiet a bit scary lol but funny as hell. i think im the one using corny pickup lines sadly but always joking around. obviously they never work for me

lol

pianomike · 16th Dec 2008, 11:23 AM

no i've never have used corny pick-up lines or had them used on me, sometimes upon meeting people you don't even need words, if ya know what i mean. It's hard to explain!

george678 · 16th Dec 2008, 11:57 AM

This thread already exists?

Trumpetplyer23 · 16th Dec 2008, 12:05 PM

Haha, not really.

My friends and I like to use pick-up lines on each other as a joke. I tell them that I'm 'practicing my game for use on a hot chick/dude'.

I love Detroit though. Most of my family is from there and I haven't been there in years.<------------ Fun fact right there!

16th Dec 2008, 01:48 PM

XD That's hilarious. No, I've never had a pickup line used on me in all seriousness, although my friends and I use them on each other kiddingly.

badwolf104 · 16th Dec 2008, 02:23 PM

I do it jokingly too. The group of people I hang out with has the "Hot Group Whore" and I always grope him and say Whats goin on in my pants? :-P

Janvier · 16th Dec 2008, 03:03 PM

Nope, never happened to me.
All I know is every single time someone is interested in me, they start by complimenting my tattoo or (in the winter) my piercing.

littledinosaurs · 16th Dec 2008, 03:52 PM

Not in a serious Manor.
Did you give him your real number or a fake number? (aka the rejection hotline)

xballetxbeautyx · 16th Dec 2008, 04:43 PM

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can sure see myself in your pants.
Hey, that's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
And the best.... If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

None of these have been used on me, but we were going through a bunch of them on the ski lift last year. Fun times...

BeautifulStranger · 16th Dec 2008, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by littledinosaurs

Not in a serious Manor.
Did you give him your real number or a fake number? (aka the rejection hotline)

I gave him my real number.
The first time he called me, I saved him into my phone as 'DO NOT ANSWER'. And since that point, I just sent all of his calls straight to voicemail until he got the picture.

He got very NC-17 with some of the messages he left me... HA!

mikeh · 16th Dec 2008, 06:30 PM

Never had a corny pickup line, but have been asked flat-out. At one time I had left my Facebook profile open for anyone to see, and some random guy from school AIMed me, asked if I had time for "some fun." Yeah... that was a definite insult to my sensibilities. My then-boyfriend said I should be flattered, but I don't know, I'm like "what, do I look cheap or something?"

Amy · 16th Dec 2008, 07:12 PM

None have been used on me, but we had to do a daily excericise thing with pick-up lines this year. We got everything from "Babe-erham Lincoln" to "Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you're giving me a footlong."

16th Dec 2008, 09:40 AM	#1
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16th Dec 2008, 09:51 AM	#2
Shevanel One Is Light. One Is Dark. Full Member Gender: The Dude Orientation: Bi-Winning Out Status: Everybody and Your Mom. Location: Bolivar, Ohio (From NY though) Age: 21 Posts: 7,672 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: Have you ever... lol that is hilarious, albiet a bit scary lol but funny as hell. i think im the one using corny pickup lines sadly but always joking around. obviously they never work for me lol __________________ If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out... Be patient.

16th Dec 2008, 11:23 AM	#3
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Drizzt DoUrden Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Have you ever... XD That's hilarious. No, I've never had a pickup line used on me in all seriousness, although my friends and I use them on each other kiddingly.

16th Dec 2008, 02:23 PM	#7
badwolf104 Little Mister Sunshine Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Oklahoma City Age: 20 Posts: 76 Join Date: Nov 2008	Re: Have you ever... I do it jokingly too. The group of people I hang out with has the "Hot Group Whore" and I always grope him and say Whats goin on in my pants? :-P

16th Dec 2008, 03:03 PM	#8
Janvier يَناير Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: France Age: 22 Posts: 849 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: Have you ever... Nope, never happened to me. All I know is every single time someone is interested in me, they start by complimenting my tattoo or (in the winter) my piercing. __________________ Uncertainty excites me.

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xballetxbeautyx Heterodox Homosexual Full Member Gender: (.)(.) Orientation: Kinsey 5? Ish? Out Status: If you don't know, where have you been all my life Location: Midwest USA Age: 17 Posts: 1,719 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: Have you ever... Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can sure see myself in your pants. Hey, that's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? And the best.... If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. None of these have been used on me, but we were going through a bunch of them on the ski lift last year. Fun times... __________________ I can't go to Pigfarts! IT'S ON MARS. You need a rocketship! Do you have a rocketship, Potter? Look at this - it's Rocketship Potter! Starkid Potter! Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!

16th Dec 2008, 06:30 PM	#12
mikeh Well Known Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: NC Age: 26 Posts: 111 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: Have you ever... Never had a corny pickup line, but have been asked flat-out. At one time I had left my Facebook profile open for anyone to see, and some random guy from school AIMed me, asked if I had time for "some fun." Yeah... that was a definite insult to my sensibilities. My then-boyfriend said I should be flattered, but I don't know, I'm like "what, do I look cheap or something?"

16th Dec 2008, 07:12 PM	#13
Amy DFTBA Full Member Gender: Somewhere between female and I don't know Out Status: Open, not out. Location: Northern California, United States Age: 18 Posts: 2,380 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: Have you ever... None have been used on me, but we had to do a daily excericise thing with pick-up lines this year. We got everything from "Babe-erham Lincoln" to "Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you're giving me a footlong." __________________ "The opposite of love is not hate, but fear" Forrest Church