Add some blood oranges, red wine and cinnamon and make SANGRIA..... Just want to know what funny sayings people have about life, love and whatever else...The one above is hanging above my uncles bar top and ever since I was old enough to understand it, its still funny especially when I say it in front of old people. Anyway coment your most dorky sayings below!!!(!)
Err, the only funny saying that comes to mind is this one. One of mum's friends used to say that "people only go to church to get hatched, matched or dispatched" (ie. christenings, weddings and funerals). I thought that was kinda funny, I hadn't heard that one before.
Wow first reply was a moderator, don't see that every day.....anyway that was funny I laughed when I read it
"Video time is very valuable, darling!" IDK the original source for this one, but it's my favorite line spouted out by Garth in the Wayne's World extended main theme on the CD soundtrack (skip to 4:05 on the video below to hear it): [YOUTUBE]4Manzr3iuq0[/YOUTUBE]
I'm half Russian man 0_0 Just kidding the Russian army sucks unless their being invaded But seriously I AM half Russian lol