It's 2:02 am.

First and foremost I would like to apologize for my bad grammar and horrible spelling. It’s not because I’m drunk, this was a sober New Years for me .

I went upstairs to my bedroom after my parents New Year’s Eve party. I crawled into my king sized bed, and laid there for a few minutes. Then I moved over to my usual spot on the mattress. I bumped into something big and warm. I thought that it was Dexter. (Dexter is my dog. I talk about him like he is a human.) Anyway, I thought that it was Dexter so I turned over to rub his belly and try to get him to move over. Instead of finding dog fur I found chest hair.

Yes, I found some strange man in my bed… and the tramp that he is with.

Naturally I almost had a heart attack. I can’t believe that they would be in my bed. They are both passed out and reek of alcohol. And, judging by the pile of clothes on the floor, are naked. (I assume. I didn’t look.)

Of all the bedrooms, bathrooms, closets, and pretty much any room in the house they had to choose mine. Mine, of all the places they had to choose mine.

It’s not like it’s in the middle of everything. It’s tucked away in the corner of the house, at the end of a long hallway. All the lights in the hall were off and the guest bedrooms’ doors were open with the lights on. What was wrong with those bedrooms? Absolutely nothing that’s what.

I don’t let people into my bed, no one. The only person who is allowed into my bed is Hugh Jackman. If you aren’t him you don’t belong in my bed.

I have no idea who these people are. I have never seen them in my life. The names on their driver’s license don’t look familiar either. Yes, I went through their stuff. Not to steal anything, just to find out their names and other stuff I might need to see if they have a criminal record.

They could be murders or drug lords for all I know. I’m not taking any chances.

I haven’t found anything yet. All I found out was that he has a wife and a son. She is a student at IWU, I laughed for like ten minutes when I found that out. He is twenty years older than her, drives a BMW, and lives in Noblesville. She drives a Voltz Wagen, has a boyfriend, and lied about her weight on her driver’s license. There is no way she weighs 110lbs.

It’s 2:02 am in the city of Indianapolis and there are two strange people in my bed.

Oh, Happy New Year!

Did anyone else see the guy flipping off the camera in New Orleans on CNN?

 

I told my dad about it. He thought that it was funny.

My dad said that the guy works with him. I don’t know who the girl is. I know her name from her license, but I don't know who she is.

They were at my house because my parents are having a big New Years Eve party.

 

I'm not sure where you are, but parties don't happen like that here.

You only go in someones room at a party if your invited in.




Personally i'd be changing my sheets after such an incident! They didn't go into your room just to sleep.

 

I've been to some fairly wild parties. And no-one has ever found their way into a bed that wasn't theirs

If thats the people that you have at your parties, i'd suggest some new friends

 

They are gone… thank God.

They left some of their clothes in my room… and took some from my closet. It was just a pair of Chucks and they left a tie, some high heels, and a jacket.

You are right about the sheets, they are in the trash… no amount of Clorox, Tide, or Oxiclean will get them clean.

I guess that I will have to Bed, Bath, and Beyond today. I hate that store so much.

 

That's so awkward. I can see how it would be funny to your dad....maybe after they're not in your bed anymore and everything is all cleared up.