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7th Jan 2009, 04:56 PM

I don't know whether to laugh or cringe...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2105253.ece

Don't try this at home!

Amy · 7th Jan 2009, 04:58 PM

I can't think of anything else to say.

Dazed · 7th Jan 2009, 04:59 PM

hahahah omg. how sad.

Mickey · 7th Jan 2009, 06:30 PM

OMG! I almost choked! Thanks,I now have soda all over my desk!

xballetxbeautyx · 7th Jan 2009, 06:35 PM

Hahaha, I heard about a bishop or something that came in with.... oh, god, what was it? OH! A POTATO up his butt! And he was very insistent- "No, I was not playing a sex game..."

pirateninja · 8th Jan 2009, 12:33 AM

Haha, I need to meet women this kinky

SkyTears · 8th Jan 2009, 12:48 AM

Lonly?

George · 8th Jan 2009, 04:29 AM

Ouch.. But still, I've heard worse stories. That one was minor to some others..

SwissBoy88 · 8th Jan 2009, 04:34 AM

OMG!

Trumpetplyer23 · 8th Jan 2009, 06:44 AM

Ouch! That would hurt like a [censored].

Tim · 8th Jan 2009, 06:50 AM

Wow... That's... wow...

J Schuelke · 8th Jan 2009, 07:19 AM

OMG! That is hilarious!! But why hairspray i wonder.

Aries · 8th Jan 2009, 10:16 AM

Wow. O.o I Wonder How That Happened??!!?!?

Yeah, That's Just Weird!

Dazed · 8th Jan 2009, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pirateninja

Haha, I need to meet women this kinky

only you would say something like that

::chuckles::

pirateninja · 8th Jan 2009, 11:36 AM

Wait a minute... I just thought of the best reply ever.

*ahem*

Just act like I hadn't said the one before...

"Ah.. I was wondering where I'd left that..."

Dazed · 8th Jan 2009, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pirateninja

Wait a minute... I just thought of the best reply ever.

*ahem*

Just act like I hadn't said the one before...

"Ah.. I was wondering where I'd left that..."

no what would be funny is if this lady had butthair and was trying to style it.

see i figured out how she got it there guys ha

HeavensRejekt · 8th Jan 2009, 05:18 PM

What the...? That sucks lol

8th Jan 2009, 09:19 PM

O.O
Ow.

7th Jan 2009, 04:56 PM	#1
cjtom Guest Posts: n/a	Yikes... I don't know whether to laugh or cringe... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2105253.ece Don't try this at home!

7th Jan 2009, 04:58 PM	#2
Amy DFTBA Full Member Gender: Somewhere between female and I don't know Out Status: Open, not out. Location: Northern California, United States Age: 18 Posts: 2,380 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: Yikes... I can't think of anything else to say. __________________ "The opposite of love is not hate, but fear" Forrest Church

7th Jan 2009, 04:59 PM	#3
Dazed Banned Gender: ladyfella Orientation: MaddyBensexual Out Status: out to all :] Location: Richmond VA Age: 24 Posts: 2,189 Join Date: Mar 2007	Re: Yikes... hahahah omg. how sad.

7th Jan 2009, 06:30 PM	#4
Mickey Older and bolder! Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Massachusetts Age: 50 Posts: 1,775 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: Yikes... OMG! I almost choked! Thanks,I now have soda all over my desk! __________________ We don't choose to be gay...we're CHOSEN!

7th Jan 2009, 06:35 PM	#5
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8th Jan 2009, 12:33 AM	#6
pirateninja EC's Sailor Uranus Full Member Gender: Biologically Female Orientation: Heterosexually Challenged Out Status: Most people Location: Bath, England Age: 21 Posts: 5,853 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: Yikes... Haha, I need to meet women this kinky __________________ Holly the Pirateninja Ars Longa, Vita Brevis.

8th Jan 2009, 12:48 AM	#7
SkyTears Head Thinking; Heart Bleeding Full Member Gender: Kyle XY Orientation: Gay Out Status: Pretty much everyone Location: Renton, WA Age: 22 Posts: 510 Join Date: Dec 2006	Re: Yikes... Lonly? __________________ "Time carries us away from all the places we have come to love; just wishing we could stay. But maybe that's not the point. What makes this all so god damn beautiful is knowing that its bound to fade in time." The Rain-FOREVERINMOTION

8th Jan 2009, 04:29 AM	#8
George Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 19 Posts: 2,387 Join Date: Jul 2007	Re: Yikes... Ouch.. But still, I've heard worse stories. That one was minor to some others..

8th Jan 2009, 04:34 AM	#9
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8th Jan 2009, 06:50 AM	#11
Tim Psycho Glitter Btch Full Member Gender:* Guy, Unless Life Was a Horrible April Fools Joke. Orientation: Gay/Asexual/Confusing to Explain Out Status: Armed and Fabulous! XD Location: California Age: 23 Posts: 7,381 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: Yikes... Wow... That's... wow... __________________ Rawr! :3 ~The Stalker User Known As Tim~ Rawr! :3 EC's Sailor Star Healer, Oxymoron and All. Star Sensitive Inferno! Sailor Starlight, Stage On! [Vic] 7:49 pm: I keep my pants off in public.

8th Jan 2009, 07:19 AM	#12
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8th Jan 2009, 10:16 AM	#13
Aries Wish I Was A Cupcake O.o Regular Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Everyone Who Cares! O.o Location: Riverside, California Age: 24 Posts: 112 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: Yikes... Wow. O.o I Wonder How That Happened??!!?!? Yeah, That's Just Weird! __________________

8th Jan 2009, 11:36 AM	#15
pirateninja EC's Sailor Uranus Full Member Gender: Biologically Female Orientation: Heterosexually Challenged Out Status: Most people Location: Bath, England Age: 21 Posts: 5,853 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: Yikes... Wait a minute... I just thought of the best reply ever. ahem Just act like I hadn't said the one before... "Ah.. I was wondering where I'd left that..." __________________ Holly the Pirateninja Ars Longa, Vita Brevis.

8th Jan 2009, 05:18 PM	#17
HeavensRejekt Member Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Not sure (still trying to figure it out) Out Status: Some friends and God only knows who else. Location: Middle of nowhere. Age: 19 Posts: 32 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: Yikes... What the...? That sucks lol

8th Jan 2009, 09:19 PM	#18
Drizzt DoUrden Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Yikes... O.O Ow.

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