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Can computers be gay?

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  1. armydude

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    Seems like it's not all 1's and 0's these days... binary code is an ever-evolving rainbow of sexuality. All started with the Firewall riots back in the 60's.

    Matter of fact, I'm beginning to think my own computer might be gay. Got drunk the other night and woke up to find he had compiled quite a big history of gay porn searches.

    How do I confront him on this without hurting his feelings?
     
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    You just have to be open-minded with him. Don't bring up the searches, but you should talk about to your computer how you're accepting of computers being with other computers. Make him aware that not every computer has to marry a tablet.
     
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    My computer is also gay. I had a hard time accepting it at first, but you learn to love your computer for who he really is. Every time my computer looks up gay porn, he feels the need to clear his history. I want him to know he shouldn't be embarrassed.
     
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    You need to decompile it to your PC. First, make sure your PC understands this isn't just a bug or a glitch, it's not gonna go away with the next update, and the sooner your PC processes this the better. Reassure your PC that there's nothing wrong with it's plugins nor it's drivers, it's just the way it was programmed. Not all PCs are meant to be with a printer and that's OK. Everything will be fine, and there are plenty of Homegroups that will accept and support your PC in this tangled web ahead of it.

    Now, if your PC is Translaptop or OSexual, I'm afraid you will have to ask someone with more knowledge on those subjects.
     
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    :roflmao:
     
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    I'm crying right now...

    ... because I am laughing so hard.
     
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    Wait, what if my computer has a tablet that connects to it every so often.. It seems my computer has also recently changed his background screen to rainbows..
     
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    OMG OMG OMG :lol:
     
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    By the way, his thing was way better than mine. I was just gonna be all like "my computer fscks /dev/sd*"
     
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    Hahaha :lol:
     
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    Very few people actually make my day, but you have done it. Congratulations, you are awesome. :roflmao:
     
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    No.. I mean, I guess they could but you would have to state that they where gay, being that they don't have a specific sexuality.
     
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    I'm pretty sure they're bi-nary.
     
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    lol! :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
     
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    This thread is awesome satire that needs to be read by many people.
     
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    Can they be gay? Maybe. Mine is very conservative and hates LGBT people though. It constantly mocks me with its cruel parody of a spinning rainbow.
     
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    :roflmao: I think you made everyone's day with that. xD
     
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    Well I haven't come across any so far, but then again we tend to store most things in closets around here. Us IT gremlins gotta live somewhere you know.

    :lol: Um... nevermind. :grin:
     
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    Beach ball of death is the technical term.
     
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    :roflmao: I think you made everyone's day with that. xD
     
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