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The life of a bored teenage

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by d3ghtcbu, Oct 27, 2015.

  1. d3ghtcbu

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    It is late at night, October 27, 2015, and I'm as bored as can be. I want to talk peope, I wish to be entertained. Please dear children let us start a conversation of rainbows and sunshine. I'll take the lead, If you were adopting a child and they gave you an alien how would respond.
     
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    As long as the Alien wouldn't devour me i would be cool
     
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    Firstly I'd be concerned about if the alian would hurt my child. If it would hurt my kid I'd kill it. If it was compleatly docile i'd try to keep it alive. I have a talent for staying calm in stressful situations.
     
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    I would laugh sadistically and say, "now no one can stop me."

    Why, well because I can.
     
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    I would raise it as my own.
     
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    I would eaise that alien, as long as it does not pose a threat to humans.......
    And I would do some research on it too,
    Maybe win a Nobel prize :wink: lol
     
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    Aw, lol. I'm sorry you're bored. I'll go ahead and entertain you.

    Now, let's see let's see... if I really wanted a child and the adoption agency gave me an alien, I would question whether or not I'm being punk'd.

    If I'm not and they're being totally serious about me adopting an alien, I would refuse. I ain't got time to be adopting some alien from outer space. I gotta think about all the research I have to do. What do alien babies eat? Hopefully not humans.

    I can't even take care of a dog.

    Nope. Human baby for me.

    But you, missy, did not answer the question yourself! What would you do? :wink:
     
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    And after laughing my buttocks off, I will build a cloning machine, clone the alien a million times, and create a security peace force programmed to destroy all homophobes by probing them and kill all extremists of all religions. And I will also have them report to me living in my fabulous mansion.

    So yeah that alien if given to me would not have a normal life at all. Unless it was useless in combat, then I would create a politician alien.
     
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    I like the way you think.
     
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    I would first wonder-are you shittin' me? I can barely take care of a miniature human myself! But if the alien's docile I would raise it, and when it grows older I would make it call it's own alien...world? And take over earth~
     
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    I've seen how this turns out...

    I don't want nothing busting out of my chest, damn it~!
     
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    Is it bad that my first thought when I read that was kinky?
     
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    Are you all mad, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PEACEFUL ALIENS. I know because ive seen what humans are
     
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    For Kaiser's post? Nah, I was in the same boat with you lol

    I'd probably punt the alien if it looks ugly enough, but if it was one of those stereotypical grey tear drop headed aliens, I'd keep it and give it a little crib and some jammies and raise it like the little girl I never wanted <3
     
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    Is the alien a time lord?