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How to deal with annoying people who ask you for a threesome

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  1. Straight ally

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    tell him:

    "Oh, ok! I just know the perfect position we can use!, its called 'grab him while i kick him the balls'.... It consist of my girlfriend grabbing you while i kick you in the balls! Its perfect! We can begin right now!"
     
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    Lol~ I always just back away slowly... XD;;;

    Actually, I had a brother and sister ask me to partner up with them for a three-some... I was like, "You and your brother?" and she was like, "Yeah, but he's really good~ don't worry" o.o;;;;; I was like, "Oh my... my... friends are waiting for me so... umm... I'll get back to you on that........" *runs away* XD;;;
     
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    A good gut punch works
     
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    Yikes! XD
     
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    You just stare at them without talking or you do the face!

    [YOUTUBE]8wRXa971Xw0[/YOUTUBE]
     
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    You do realize that some people do poly-relationships and work fine. Perhaps you could just be polite [in the way you'd want someone to be polite to you] and say ''no, I don't want to, thank-you'' and ask them to walk away or you.
     
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    I never say no to a threesome request, unless one or both people involved are ugly.
     
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    This. (!)
     
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    I once had my friend's "totally straight" boyfriend suggest we all have a threesome. When I pointed out that I wouldn't be interested in sex with her and the fact that he's "totally straight", he said "No, its cool, I can, you know....." and made blowjob gestures.

    Needless to say, was a very uncomfortable situation for my friend and I.
     
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    Personally, I don't get 3ums...unless they're between friends.
    But when you're in LTR and want to do it it kinda looks to me as an excuse to cheat.
     
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    I'd be more amused somebody wanted me for a threesome.
     
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    Same here. Still don't know how I'd get myself into a situation where somebody would ask me to have a threesome with them
     
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    Apparently there is two kinds of people. I'd be delighted that somebody asked me for a 3some, more than likely would decline though, it's hard enough for me to get interested in one guy.
     
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    I've always just said "No thanks" and it usually works. However, I've had a few that kept bothering me for it, so I would either educate them or block them (if it where online).
     
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    I dont really find any interest in threesomes. So if someone asks me to join a threesome, I would just say no.
     
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    to be honest, I have been only asked this on like apps and I would usually say no or just block them
     
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    :lol: Love how he thought that was going to make you change your mind. Did she have any idea he was going to suggest that?

    No no it's fine! Because I can... you know...
     
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    (Death Stares) The best way to deal with a situation, just death stare them and they'll get freaked out.
     
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    I'm a virgin, and I've never been asked to have sex before, but I don't think I'd ever wanna do a threesome. I feel like it would remove some of the intimacy and affection if you were focusing on more than one person.
     
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    The only reason I checked this thread because I expected YOU of all people to say exactly that! :lol:
     
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