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If LGBTQ were a sandwich

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Smoony, Nov 1, 2015.

  1. Smoony

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    Lettuce, garlic, bacon, and tomato. but what would the "q" be?
     
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    Quaaludes?
     
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    Quinoa? That would be an...interesting sandwich. :lol:
     
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    Just wanted to say that a lettuce-garlic-bacon-tomato sandwich sounds pretty gross to me.
     
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    Quail egg.
     
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    The garlic part sounds pretty bad. The Q for quail eggs (quote Awesome) does sound good. What a strange sandwich, though...
     
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    Lettuce, grape jelly, Bacon, tomato, quail egg...
     
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    This made me laugh out loud. I actually thought that LGBTQ was a sandwich when I was younger, haha.

    Lettuce, Greens, Bacon, Tomato, with a side of quiche?
     
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    Lettuce, Gouda, Bacon, and Tomato. The Q would be the quinoa that is in the bread I eat. Just how like the queer is in also in the LGBT.
     
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    The G could be guacamole? and I guess Q could be quinoa (maybe mixed in with the guac?) Sounds pretty good to me. We should make an EC restaurant somewhere and sell these sandwiches.
     
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    You be a cook, I'll be a waitress!
     
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    Sounds like a plan!
     
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    Qcumber? yay...
     
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    I literally came into this thread thinking it would be placing the different sexualities into parts of a sandwich... like bisexuals would be the bread because there are at least two genders they like and at least two pieces of bread on a sandwich, and so on XD;;; maybe I need to cool it on the meds~ XD;;;
     
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    We could do that. Lesbians would be the vegetables. Gays would be the meat (they historically started us on this journey!). Bisexuals would be both slices of bread on top and bottom. Transgender and queer people would be the mayonnaise and mustard, interchangeably.
     
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    I was expecting the same and then I literally laughed my arse off after I saw them talking about actual ingredients that would go along with "LGBTQ". I'm terrible at ingredients so I'm going to leave the kitchen stuff to all of you guys.
     
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    I do not eat semen that shit is gross, but you other gays the semen sandwich.

    ---------- Post added 2nd Nov 2015 at 10:59 AM ----------

    Okay I miss read the thread.

    LGBTQ Sandwich Ingredients:

    L: Flannel shirts
    G: Semen
    B: Threesomes
    T: Whatever
    Q: Rethinking life choices.
     
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    I love the idea of guacamole on such a sandwich (much better than garlic...though that would have advantages as well). But the lack of cheese, and Becki's innovation of the Qcumber makes me favor:

    (L)ettuce, (G)ouda, (B)acon, (T)omato, and (Q)cumber

    But there also needs to be a +, right? So maybe that can let you add in your favorite thing that is missing. So maybe for me, it would be +Guacamole.
     
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    Hahahaha!
    No but seriously what the actual fuck dude.

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