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Satanic anti-Christian coffee cups.

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  1. Skaros

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    Starbucks released their new evil Satanic coffee cups in an effort to wage war on Christmas and Christians around the globe. I am inviting all the Empty Closet users to join me in spreading the good news of Satan with a hint of peppermint mocha. You can start by going to your local Starbucks and asking for a Caramel Brutal Latte with a hint of sinammon. You can also try the special possessed Gingerbread Latte to really taste the Satan inside you. Still can't taste the Satan? Not to worry! Hexnut Praline Latte is your answer! If you're like to try your own possessions of others, try out the Witchmas Cookie Latte! Personally, I like the Neggcromancynog Latte because it can really "lift your spirits".








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    Let the war on Christmas begin!!!

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    #1 Skaros, Nov 10, 2015
  2. MusicNotes

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    I can't believe people are freaking out about this.
    I mean.
    Is the cup dyed with the blood of innocent Christians or something?
     
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    Looking at the contents of those cups, I'm more concerned about a potential war on health than a war on Christ.

    In any case, I still maintain that every depiction of Christmas that doesn't involve a gruesomely unclean childbirth in a stable in Bethlehem is a corruption of the meaning of the day. Christmas trees? Too German. Christmas carols? Too European. Church? Too decadent. America? Too not-Palestine for Christ.
     
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    I only drink the cold drinks so it's none of my buisness.

    LOL
    I don't really think it should matter.
     
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    I think they didn't use virgins blood is the problem.....Oh wait! That's the Vestal Virgins that I'm talking about! Someone has WAY too much time on their hands!
     
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    Yeah, put all the snowflakes and pine trees back on them! It's not like those have pagan origins or anything!
     
    #7 Browncoat, Nov 10, 2015
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    Jesus was not even born on Christmas... But someone else who changed the world was.
     
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    I could understand if someone was pissed by the inclusion of potentially offensive symbols, but complaining about the lack of symbols is just ridiculous.

    Honestly, time and life are such precious things... why waste them fighting red cups?
     
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    Oooooh! Yes!

    I love this time of year. It's the 1,456th annual War on Christmas!

    Time to dance on my roof wearing a strapon!
    And surround my house with red cups! Red cups!!! Muahahah! :badgrin:
     
    #10 Kira, Nov 10, 2015
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    Christianity isn't everything.
     
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    red D cups. hang then from your trees
     
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    Mussolini:
    This man, right here, really loves Starbucks.

    Hitler:
    Oh, Benito, you kidder! Like I'd ever be a hipster!    ​
     
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    Good god I'm so sick of this. It's not like christmas trees were originally a PAGAN tradition or anything...

    Christmas actually evolved from an ancient Roman festival called Saturnalia, which honored the patron god Saturn, who was the father of Jupiter. (Jupiter is Zeus just a different name) Then a Christian emperor took over and moved Christmas to the same time as Saturnalia, (because persecution and ethnic cleansing and so on) so now we have Christmas instead of Saturnalia. Wreaths, trees, AND ornaments are all PAGAN things xD Omg what's wrong with people these days?
     
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    The exterior design seems unintimidating... exactly what they want you to think.
    But once you drink all the coffee, closer examination will reveal an ISIS symbol at the bottom of the cup.
     
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    Me upon hearing this news.

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    Me sipping from Satan cup.
     
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    Okay am I the only one who doesn't get this? Apparently it's on the cup colour? but Starbucks here brings out red cups every Christmas, so I'm very confused...
     
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    .............i feel like i've missed something.
     
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    Damn you, Starbucks. How dare you force your communism propaganda in my face. Not in my country, this is Murika and I demand to see stolen paganism imagery on my coffee cup!
     
    #19 Daydreamer1, Nov 10, 2015
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