I work with a group of ex-military bro-dudes, so they're all very macho and kind of sexist. So whenever they start to get too much, and talking about 'hot chick' this and 'dem boobies' that, I start talking about hot dudes and watch them get super uncomfortable and change the subject back to work. :lol: Can anyone else relate?
Yeah kinda... I'm out to four guys, all of them are straight and sometimes when they start talking about butts and boobs I wink at my best friend and say this with a rougish smirk"So how's it hangin'?", that usually shuts them up. Thee only catch is that whenever I do that all that attention is now on me and I'm the literal butt of all jokes. -_-
Hey, that's what I call funny. Can't say I do anything similar in terms of LGBT, but in terms of grossing them out during lunch-plenty. It's fun to talk about the human centipede and whatnot during meals :3
No, that's clever. I mean, I like dicks and butts but I don't want to talk about them all day. Seriously - find something interesting to talk about. There has to be more going on in your head than tits. I find the whole 'bro' culture really annoying.
Did something like that with a somewhat homophobic coworker when I was first coming out. He was somewhat shocked/horrified when I first came out.insisted I was just playing mind games with him and that I couldn't be gay because I didn't fit his stereotype. He then switched to wanting to take me to a strip club so I could be cured . I said I was game, but he would then have to go to a gay bar with me. His response: NOOOOOOO!!! :roflmao::roflmao: He was good for weeks of fun before he finally calmed down. Todd
Devious! I do that too, but only with my trusted straight friends. They get weirded out for sure, and every time they think they are starting to get used to my antics, I up the ante lol. They regard me as some sort of manwhore at this point, but I'm just overplaying the role to mess with them (because that's always fun). I even have breakthroughs on occasion! This one time I showed them a close up of this ridiculously bubbly butt, and I let them ogle it a little bit (and ogle they did) only to then drop the "that's a dude, btw. Just sayin;" it was so funny to see their faces contort with the conflict going on in their heads. Gotchaaaaaaa, they couldn't back-pedal out of that one fast enough. They are still trying to live it down, but I won't let them . One of them, the most aggressively straight one of the trio no less, tries to out-troll me and play along when the mood strikes. He never learns, and each time it ends with him saying something to the effect of "Stop raping my mind!" and lots of fuming, because he feels he has "lost" somehow. Fun times.
Hilarious! But seriously, I never understood why so many straight, macho guys like talking about chicks, boobs, etc. ALL THE TIME! Some of my straight friends are like that and they actually rate each woman who walks by and say "I'd do her" or "I'd tap that". I'm a gay guy but I don't check out guys all the time and announce it to everybody. Seems many straight guys do though to prove their "manliness" I guess.
If you really want to make straight guys twitch, see what happens when you have a conversation more or less like this: SG - Um. So, I'm ok with you being gay and all - but just don't hit on me, ok? Me - Oh, you don't ever need to worry about that. I don't hit on straight guys. And anyway, you're not my type. SG - What!?!?!?! Why NOT????!!!! Me - Ok, say that again and listen to yourself this time. SG - Uhhh. :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
