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**Martin** · 26th Jan 2009, 10:00 AM

I have heard it all now...

Quote:

Nigerian police are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery - amid claims it used black magic to morf from a human to escape justice.

Vigilantes took the animal to police, claiming it had been a person trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.

"They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody."

He went on: "We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat."

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.

People have been flocking to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wor..._Armed_Robbery

**EM68** · 26th Jan 2009, 10:03 AM

Some things just can't be made up!

**Victor** · 26th Jan 2009, 10:07 AM

I knew goats were up to something. Turns out they were people using black magic to turn into one. That totally explains everything.

george678 · 26th Jan 2009, 10:23 AM

Really? Whats the world comming to?

BlakeHarmony · 26th Jan 2009, 10:26 AM

Wow, that is amazing...

BeautifulStranger · 26th Jan 2009, 10:59 AM

I believe it
I don't see what's so funny

(That's sarcasm, for those not able to recognize it)

myra · 26th Jan 2009, 11:31 AM

wow. just...wow.

pirateninja · 26th Jan 2009, 12:31 PM

NO

WAY

That just totally made my day

What will they tell us next? That people choose to be gay?

Mickey · 26th Jan 2009, 12:34 PM

I read this and I cracked up! Damn goats!

musican · 26th Jan 2009, 12:50 PM

Thanks, I needed that. lol

I knew those goats were up to no good; but did you hear about the cows?

Ionless · 26th Jan 2009, 05:40 PM

Damn the goats but I bet the sheep are worse.

26th Jan 2009, 05:47 PM

It's those weird eyes with their rectangular pupils... They're evil in animal form.

26th Jan 2009, 10:03 AM	#2
EM68 Happily Married! :) EC Moderator Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out and about. Location: Stoughton, Massachusetts USA Age: 43 Posts: 4,288 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: Goat Held Over Robbery Some things just can't be made up! __________________ I'm beautiful in my way, 'Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby I was Born This Way -Lady Gaga

26th Jan 2009, 10:07 AM	#3
Victor Moo EC Moderator Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Pretty damn out Location: California Age: 21 Posts: 1,971 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: Goat Held Over Robbery I knew goats were up to something. Turns out they were people using black magic to turn into one. That totally explains everything.

26th Jan 2009, 10:23 AM	#4
george678 EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male ♂ Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: England Posts: 1,071 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: Goat Held Over Robbery Really? Whats the world comming to? __________________ George

26th Jan 2009, 10:26 AM	#5
BlakeHarmony EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: queer Out Status: friends, parents, sibs, (nearly) anyone who asks Location: Calgary Posts: 895 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: Goat Held Over Robbery Wow, that is amazing... __________________ Let's eat, Grandpa. Let's eat Grandpa. Punctuation saves lives! "I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion" Henry David Thoreau

26th Jan 2009, 10:59 AM	#6
BeautifulStranger GaGa's Knight in Flaming Armor Full Member Gender: 여왕 Orientation: Boys Boys Boys Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Jukjeon-dong, Yongin-si Age: 20 Posts: 1,823 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: Goat Held Over Robbery I believe it I don't see what's so funny (That's sarcasm, for those not able to recognize it) __________________ Co-Founder of the 'Sailor Moon Made Me Gay' club EC's official Diva Extraordinaire Future 'Mr. Kellan Lutz' "Since women have vaginas, they also have drama to fill the void."

26th Jan 2009, 11:31 AM	#7
myra EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Pansexual Out Status: Out to everyone Location: BTown, Ohio Age:* 22 Posts: 449 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: Goat Held Over Robbery wow. just...wow. __________________ David's and Bryan's #1 Fag Hag!

26th Jan 2009, 12:31 PM	#8
pirateninja EC's Sailor Uranus Full Member Gender: Biologically Female Orientation: Heterosexually Challenged Out Status: Most people Location: Bath, England Age: 21 Posts: 5,853 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: Goat Held Over Robbery NO WAY That just totally made my day What will they tell us next? That people choose to be gay? __________________ Holly the Pirateninja Ars Longa, Vita Brevis.

26th Jan 2009, 12:34 PM	#9
Mickey Older and bolder! Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Massachusetts Age: 50 Posts: 1,775 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: Goat Held Over Robbery I read this and I cracked up! Damn goats! __________________ We don't choose to be gay...we're CHOSEN!

26th Jan 2009, 12:50 PM	#10
musican EC's Resident DJ Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: "I wanna kiss a boy" Out Status: family and facebook Location: (Not the city), New York Age: 20 Posts: 3,832 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: Goat Held Over Robbery Thanks, I needed that. lol I knew those goats were up to no good; but did you hear about the cows? __________________ How I miss our love when the winter surrounds me icicle teardrops.

26th Jan 2009, 05:40 PM	#11
Ionless Depressed, Lost. Seeking Solace. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: about a 4.5 Out Status: Family only Age: 19 Posts: 162 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: Goat Held Over Robbery Damn the goats but I bet the sheep are worse.

26th Jan 2009, 05:47 PM	#12
Drizzt DoUrden Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Goat Held Over Robbery It's those weird eyes with their rectangular pupils... They're evil in animal form.

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