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myra · 26th Jan 2009, 09:27 PM

I dunno how many of you have heard this song but its quiet great. Basic premise...guy opens up his porn magazine and sees that his girlfriend is the centerfold in it.

My question...what would you do in this situation? bring it up to your significant other, while in the process admitting you look at porn, keep quiet... what would you do?

I'd probably ask about it in a joking manner and have a few laughs. I don't mind being awkward at all.

missmelancholy · 26th Jan 2009, 09:29 PM

Eh, I doubt it'd be a surprise that I look at porn, nor would I be ashamed about it. I would question about it, curious as to why it'd never been brought up before, but overall I would be proud of my girl. So long as when asked she didn't start lying or making excuses.

singtoh1 · 26th Jan 2009, 09:34 PM

I know this is probably terrible for me to say but I think it would be kind of hot.

starfish · 26th Jan 2009, 09:39 PM

I think it would be awesome to have a boyfriend hot enough to be in porn.

I would show it to all of my friends and make they know I was hitting that.

Wander · 26th Jan 2009, 10:10 PM

I think it's pretty much a given that, should I ever get into a relationship, we would both tell the other our viewing habits before it went anywhere serious.

I would be more concerned that they didn't tell me than that they appeared naked for the public.

Mickey · 26th Jan 2009, 10:29 PM

The song is about high school romance and the guy see's her,years later in a girlie magazine. It is a great song.70's music kicks ass!

myra · 26th Jan 2009, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by singtoh1

I know this is probably terrible for me to say but I think it would be kind of hot.

bahaha! me too! lol.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickey

The song is about high school romance and the guy see's her,years later in a girlie magazine. It is a great song.70's music kicks ass!

Really? I always thought it sounded like porn. With his "blood running cold" and everything. And i thought girlie magazine meant a magazine filled with girls. haha! wow...completely misinterpreted that one. oops. ah well...got a conversation started at least.

and yes...70's music does kick ass!

Jace · 26th Jan 2009, 11:09 PM

Hey didn't they make a movie like that??

Sorta?

Where this girl looks exactly like this pin-up and something happened and then something else happened and... Idk but I'm pretty damn sure there's a movie like that - probably from the 90's or maybe the 80's

myra · 26th Jan 2009, 11:22 PM

coulda. idk. might have to google that one.

myra · 26th Jan 2009, 11:25 PM

wait...i was right. i think. here's the lyrics. I'll bold the parts that gave me the impression that it was porn.

Does she walk? Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
My homeroom homeroom angel
Always pulled me from my seat

She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain

Years go by I'm lookin' through a girly magazine
And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in-between

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is a centerfold
(Angel is a centerfold)

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
(Angel is a centrefold)

Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin' about her dress
I was shy I turned away
Before she caught my eye

I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by

Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Too see her in that negligee
Is really just too much

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is a centerfold
(Angel is a centerfold)

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
(Angel is a centrefold)

It's okay I understand
This ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on

Take your car, Yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private

A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it!

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is a centerfold
(Angel is a centerfold)

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
(Angel is a centrefold)

Mickey · 27th Jan 2009, 11:02 AM

If you read it,it's about a past g/f who he recently saw again,in a girly magazine. The other part is how he hopes it'll be,if they meet up,again.
The "girly Magazine" would be like Penthouse,Playboy,etc.( soft porn magazine) and in it,she's wearing a negligee. Notice how it's say "my memory has just been sold". It's a g/f from high school.(His homeroom angel) The magazine IS filled with girls,you're right there!

Jerr · 27th Jan 2009, 11:05 AM

AH I love this song and will continue to sing it all day. Thank you very much.

I'd laugh, ask them, then before they could really answer.... well... do somethings in which can't be listed in detail on here.

Dazed · 27th Jan 2009, 11:06 AM

um i dont think i would have a problem with my girl in a porn mag. but if she was making porno movies. thats another story. i would be grossed out.

**EM68** · 27th Jan 2009, 12:09 PM

It's from the J Giles band. I bought the record when it came out (OH, I just dated myself

)

musican · 27th Jan 2009, 12:58 PM

When I saw the title, I thought of the song Centerfold by Pink, it's a good song, lol.

26th Jan 2009, 09:27 PM	#1
myra EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Pansexual Out Status: Out to everyone Location: BTown, Ohio Age:* 22 Posts: 449 Join Date: Jul 2008	Angel is the Centerfold I dunno how many of you have heard this song but its quiet great. Basic premise...guy opens up his porn magazine and sees that his girlfriend is the centerfold in it. My question...what would you do in this situation? bring it up to your significant other, while in the process admitting you look at porn, keep quiet... what would you do? I'd probably ask about it in a joking manner and have a few laughs. I don't mind being awkward at all. __________________ David's and Bryan's #1 Fag Hag!

26th Jan 2009, 09:29 PM	#2
missmelancholy Resident Fairy Mary Regular Member Gender: Female Orientation: Just Sexual Out Status: Some people Location: LaVergne, TN Age: 23 Posts: 222 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: Angel is the Centerfold Eh, I doubt it'd be a surprise that I look at porn, nor would I be ashamed about it. I would question about it, curious as to why it'd never been brought up before, but overall I would be proud of my girl. So long as when asked she didn't start lying or making excuses. __________________ "Then you can eat your children (cannibals) without any legal ramifications!"

26th Jan 2009, 09:34 PM	#3
singtoh1 Eccentric Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: I'm just not out to distant relatives Location: Newark, Delaware Age: 25 Posts: 507 Join Date: Jan 2009	Re: Angel is the Centerfold I know this is probably terrible for me to say but I think it would be kind of hot.

26th Jan 2009, 09:39 PM	#4
starfish This space for lease. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: I like guys Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Hippie Town, Alberta of the US Age: 31 Posts: 2,108 Join Date: Nov 2008	Re: Angel is the Centerfold I think it would be awesome to have a boyfriend hot enough to be in porn. I would show it to all of my friends and make they know I was hitting that. __________________ All the problems of the world could be settled easily if men were only willing to think. The trouble is that men very often resort to all sorts of devices in order not to think, because thinking is such hard work. --Thomas J. Watson

26th Jan 2009, 10:10 PM	#5
Wander Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Parents, aunts, grandma, counselor, online friends Location: Central Alabama Age: 18 Posts: 2,360 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Angel is the Centerfold I think it's pretty much a given that, should I ever get into a relationship, we would both tell the other our viewing habits before it went anywhere serious. I would be more concerned that they didn't tell me than that they appeared naked for the public.

26th Jan 2009, 10:29 PM	#6
Mickey Older and bolder! Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Massachusetts Age: 50 Posts: 1,775 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: Angel is the Centerfold The song is about high school romance and the guy see's her,years later in a girlie magazine. It is a great song.70's music kicks ass! __________________ We don't choose to be gay...we're CHOSEN!

26th Jan 2009, 11:09 PM	#8
Jace EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Everyone except non-imediate family. Location: texaass Age: 18 Posts: 429 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Angel is the Centerfold Hey didn't they make a movie like that?? Sorta? Where this girl looks exactly like this pin-up and something happened and then something else happened and... Idk but I'm pretty damn sure there's a movie like that - probably from the 90's or maybe the 80's __________________ "

26th Jan 2009, 11:22 PM	#9
myra EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Pansexual Out Status: Out to everyone Location: BTown, Ohio Age:* 22 Posts: 449 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: Angel is the Centerfold coulda. idk. might have to google that one. __________________ David's and Bryan's #1 Fag Hag!

26th Jan 2009, 11:25 PM	#10
myra EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Pansexual Out Status: Out to everyone Location: BTown, Ohio Age:* 22 Posts: 449 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: Angel is the Centerfold wait...i was right. i think. here's the lyrics. I'll bold the parts that gave me the impression that it was porn. Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she come complete? My homeroom homeroom angel Always pulled me from my seat She was pure like snowflakes No one could ever stain The memory of my angel Could never cause me pain Years go by I'm lookin' through a girly magazine And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in-between My blood runs cold My memory has just been sold My angel is a centerfold (Angel is a centerfold) My blood runs cold My memory has just been sold (Angel is a centrefold) Slipped me notes under the desk While I was thinkin' about her dress I was shy I turned away Before she caught my eye I was shakin' in my shoes Whenever she flashed those baby-blues Something had a hold on me When angel passed close by Those soft and fuzzy sweaters Too magical to touch Too see her in that negligee Is really just too much My blood runs cold My memory has just been sold My angel is a centerfold (Angel is a centerfold) My blood runs cold My memory has just been sold (Angel is a centrefold) It's okay I understand This ain't no never-never land I hope that when this issue's gone I'll see you when your clothes are on Take your car, Yes we will We'll take your car and drive it We'll take it to a motel room And take 'em off in private A part of me has just been ripped The pages from my mind are stripped Oh no, I can't deny it Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it! My blood runs cold My memory has just been sold My angel is a centerfold (Angel is a centerfold) My blood runs cold My memory has just been sold (Angel is a centrefold) __________________ David's and Bryan's #1 Fag Hag!

27th Jan 2009, 11:02 AM	#11
Mickey Older and bolder! Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Massachusetts Age: 50 Posts: 1,775 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: Angel is the Centerfold If you read it,it's about a past g/f who he recently saw again,in a girly magazine. The other part is how he hopes it'll be,if they meet up,again. The "girly Magazine" would be like Penthouse,Playboy,etc.( soft porn magazine) and in it,she's wearing a negligee. Notice how it's say "my memory has just been sold". It's a g/f from high school.(His homeroom angel) The magazine IS filled with girls,you're right there! __________________ We don't choose to be gay...we're CHOSEN!

27th Jan 2009, 11:05 AM	#12
Jerr Pirate! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: If I have to say, I, my friends, am homogay. Out Status: All but family Location: Hot Springs, Arkansas Age: 22 Posts: 2,149 Join Date: Jan 2007	Re: Angel is the Centerfold AH I love this song and will continue to sing it all day. Thank you very much. I'd laugh, ask them, then before they could really answer.... well... do somethings in which can't be listed in detail on here. __________________ My Koolaid's Flavor is Fierce! Fierce Koolaid is filled with Vitamin Gangster! That's right. I'm gangster. I'm so gangster I practically sweat Awesome.

27th Jan 2009, 11:06 AM	#13
Dazed Banned Gender: ladyfella Orientation: MaddyBensexual Out Status: out to all :] Location: Richmond VA Age: 24 Posts: 2,189 Join Date: Mar 2007	Re: Angel is the Centerfold um i dont think i would have a problem with my girl in a porn mag. but if she was making porno movies. thats another story. i would be grossed out.

27th Jan 2009, 12:09 PM	#14
EM68 Happily Married! :) EC Moderator Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out and about. Location: Stoughton, Massachusetts USA Age: 43 Posts: 4,288 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: Angel is the Centerfold It's from the J Giles band. I bought the record when it came out (OH, I just dated myself ) __________________ I'm beautiful in my way, 'Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby I was Born This Way -Lady Gaga

27th Jan 2009, 12:58 PM	#15
musican EC's Resident DJ Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: "I wanna kiss a boy" Out Status: family and facebook Location: (Not the city), New York Age: 20 Posts: 3,832 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: Angel is the Centerfold When I saw the title, I thought of the song Centerfold by Pink, it's a good song, lol. __________________ How I miss our love when the winter surrounds me icicle teardrops.