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theworld · 27th Jan 2009, 09:25 AM

when you drop a piano down a mineshaft???

Beebo · 27th Jan 2009, 09:27 AM

the new miley cirus song?

theworld · 27th Jan 2009, 09:29 AM

nope

I'll try to remember to the post the answer at about noon. (3 hours from now)

Dazed · 27th Jan 2009, 09:45 AM

i so know the answer. but im just going to let you post it :]

BlakeHarmony · 27th Jan 2009, 10:11 AM

I know this, I love it, it reminds me of this joke, it's a little long, and will only make sense if you understand music ant theory... I love it so much!

A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then an A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says, "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development".

This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural. Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.

The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

Dazed · 27th Jan 2009, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beebo

the new miley cirus song?

mahahahaha :]

Miles D · 27th Jan 2009, 10:39 AM

can I say it?!?!

A flat minor!

Jerr · 27th Jan 2009, 10:52 AM

I was going to try to say something that cleverly involves a man with a pick axe but with the lack of 3D and creativity at the moment... I'll just pass and agree with MediumDietCoke.

27th Jan 2009, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blak********

I know this, I love it, it reminds me of this joke, it's a little long, and will only make sense if you understand music ant theory... I love it so much!

A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then an A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says, "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development".

This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural. Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.

The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

That. Is. EPIC.

BlakeHarmony · 27th Jan 2009, 04:38 PM

^^ I know!!!

27th Jan 2009, 05:40 PM

Clueless D: lol

**Maddy** · 27th Jan 2009, 05:43 PM

A flat minor. (Got beaten to it. Damn.) I love that joke.

Gumtree · 27th Jan 2009, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blak********

I know this, I love it, it reminds me of this joke, it's a little long, and will only make sense if you understand music ant theory... I love it so much!

A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then an A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says, "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development".

This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural. Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.

The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

I almost had to get out my old music theory to understand that, but I managed... just.

That was EPIC!

I would repeat that to everyone if I had any chance of remembering it!

27th Jan 2009, 09:25 AM	#1
theworld Well Known Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Oregon Age: 21 Posts: 209 Join Date: Jan 2009	what do you get... when you drop a piano down a mineshaft???

27th Jan 2009, 09:27 AM	#2
Beebo the cat what has facial hair. Full Member Gender: MAN Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Toronto Age: 23 Posts: 893 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: what do you get... the new miley cirus song? __________________ New Song up. a rough version of "The Ghost of Adam".(I will be adding more.)

27th Jan 2009, 09:29 AM	#3
theworld Well Known Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Oregon Age: 21 Posts: 209 Join Date: Jan 2009	Re: what do you get... nope I'll try to remember to the post the answer at about noon. (3 hours from now)

27th Jan 2009, 09:45 AM	#4
Dazed Banned Gender: ladyfella Orientation: MaddyBensexual Out Status: out to all :] Location: Richmond VA Age: 24 Posts: 2,189 Join Date: Mar 2007	Re: what do you get... i so know the answer. but im just going to let you post it :] Last edited by Dazed; 27th Jan 2009 at 09:48 AM..

27th Jan 2009, 10:11 AM	#5
BlakeHarmony EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: queer Out Status: friends, parents, sibs, (nearly) anyone who asks Location: Calgary Posts: 895 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: what do you get... I know this, I love it, it reminds me of this joke, it's a little long, and will only make sense if you understand music ant theory... I love it so much! A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then an A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says, "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development". This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural. Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless. __________________ Let's eat, Grandpa. Let's eat Grandpa. Punctuation saves lives! "I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion" Henry David Thoreau

27th Jan 2009, 10:39 AM	#7
Miles D Rude... and not ginger. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: queer Out Status: everyone Location: San Diego, CA ⇒ Great Barrington, MA Age: 20 Posts: 1,171 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: what do you get... can I say it?!?! A flat minor! __________________ Bowties are cool. Fezzes are cool.

27th Jan 2009, 10:52 AM	#8
Jerr Pirate! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: If I have to say, I, my friends, am homogay. Out Status: All but family Location: Hot Springs, Arkansas Age: 22 Posts: 2,149 Join Date: Jan 2007	Re: what do you get... I was going to try to say something that cleverly involves a man with a pick axe but with the lack of 3D and creativity at the moment... I'll just pass and agree with MediumDietCoke. __________________ My Koolaid's Flavor is Fierce! Fierce Koolaid is filled with Vitamin Gangster! That's right. I'm gangster. I'm so gangster I practically sweat Awesome.

27th Jan 2009, 04:38 PM	#10
BlakeHarmony EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: queer Out Status: friends, parents, sibs, (nearly) anyone who asks Location: Calgary Posts: 895 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: what do you get... ^^ I know!!! __________________ Let's eat, Grandpa. Let's eat Grandpa. Punctuation saves lives! "I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion" Henry David Thoreau

27th Jan 2009, 05:40 PM	#11
Curiosity Guest Posts: n/a	Re: what do you get... Clueless D: lol

27th Jan 2009, 05:43 PM	#12
Maddy Free Hugs EC Admin Gender: - Orientation: Into girls Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 21 Posts: 7,702 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: what do you get... A flat minor. (Got beaten to it. Damn.) I love that joke. __________________ how strange it is to be anything at all [Victor] 2:09 pm: and then halloween happened and I was outside in a skirt.