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J Schuelke · 2nd Feb 2009, 05:29 PM

I was studying lawsuits for my economics class and I came across this......

Turned gay after rear-end collision
A 27-year-old man from Michigan was involved in a rear-end collision. Four years later, he sued the owners of the truck that was responsible for the accident. Having suffered minor injuries, he stated that from then on, his sexual relationship with his wife deteriorated, as he was unable to maintain their sex life.
He claimed that he had been so affected by the crash that his personality had been forever changed. In fact, he maintained that the accident turned him into a homosexual. He left his wife, moved in with his parents, began hanging out in gay bars, and became a fervent reader of gay literature. He won his case and was awarded $200,000, while his wife received $25,000.

This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. I can't believe that people are this stupid sometimes.

crystaltriforce · 2nd Feb 2009, 05:31 PM

unfortunatly iv'e heard dumber stories like this.

Mickey · 2nd Feb 2009, 05:32 PM

Okay,that's it! I must be a lesbian because I got into a fender-bender at 16! I'm suing!
How ridiculous! I had to read the post twice to make sure I got it right!

jazzrawr · 2nd Feb 2009, 05:33 PM

That...is truly ridiculous.
Some people are so stupid.

panda · 2nd Feb 2009, 05:43 PM

It's true. What a great lawyer.!

http://www.lawsuit.no/gay.html

Checkout the Lawyer jokes.

littledinosaurs · 2nd Feb 2009, 05:46 PM

HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
he turned his coming out into making a profit <33333

2nd Feb 2009, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jazzrawr

That...is truly ridiculous.
Some people are so stupid.

I agree. We all know you're gay cause you weren't introduced to me in time =]. I think it's strange though that he made that much money off of it.

2nd Feb 2009, 06:00 PM

Lmao, that is hilarious.

RaRa · 2nd Feb 2009, 06:01 PM

Rofl that was hilarious. I wish I thought of it first.

MyStIcAl WoNdEr · 2nd Feb 2009, 06:16 PM

I agree very ridiculous

Shevanel · 2nd Feb 2009, 06:19 PM

Well he just enjoyed taking it from the behind since that first time XD (bad joke

) lol.

myra · 2nd Feb 2009, 07:17 PM

Maybe the fender bender knocked some sense into him.

2nd Feb 2009, 07:22 PM

OMG don't be mad at this dude! He just gave us endless ammount of doors to open! Ok so first thing tomorrow I'm going to sue my neighboors, who voted yes on 2, for causing my depression. Times are tough and I need money and money makes me happy! :cP

musican · 2nd Feb 2009, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SurferDude420

Well he just enjoyed taking it from the behind since that first time XD (bad joke

) lol.

Oh god, I was thinking pretty much the same thing, lol.

thebikelady · 2nd Feb 2009, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by musican

Quote:

Originally Posted by SurferDude420

Well he just enjoyed taking it from the behind since that first time XD (bad joke

) lol.

Oh god, I was thinking pretty much the same thing, lol.

Apparently we are all perverts like that. hahahahaha

musican · 2nd Feb 2009, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebikelady

Quote:

Originally Posted by musican

Quote:

Originally Posted by SurferDude420

Well he just enjoyed taking it from the behind since that first time XD (bad joke

) lol.

Oh god, I was thinking pretty much the same thing, lol.

Apparently we are all perverts like that. hahahahaha

I certainly have my moments, lol

Courtneyyy · 2nd Feb 2009, 09:40 PM

I'm guessing that he had wanted to come out for a long time, but didn't know how...?

That's how I'm going to come out.....if only I could get someone to hit my car and then let me sue them.....

Janvier · 2nd Feb 2009, 11:41 PM

Damn, I could have made $200,000...

Tim · 3rd Feb 2009, 01:16 AM

I'm surprised that site doesn't have the story of the burglar who sued a woman after he fell on a knife in her house, WHILE robbing her...

Fiorino · 3rd Feb 2009, 04:16 AM

He realized he was gay after being "rear ended"

priceless

2nd Feb 2009, 05:29 PM	#1
J Schuelke Well Known Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: My Mom, and most friends Location: wisconsin Age: 23 Posts: 190 Join Date: Apr 2008	OMG!! Check this out!! I was studying lawsuits for my economics class and I came across this...... Turned gay after rear-end collision A 27-year-old man from Michigan was involved in a rear-end collision. Four years later, he sued the owners of the truck that was responsible for the accident. Having suffered minor injuries, he stated that from then on, his sexual relationship with his wife deteriorated, as he was unable to maintain their sex life. He claimed that he had been so affected by the crash that his personality had been forever changed. In fact, he maintained that the accident turned him into a homosexual. He left his wife, moved in with his parents, began hanging out in gay bars, and became a fervent reader of gay literature. He won his case and was awarded $200,000, while his wife received $25,000. This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. I can't believe that people are this stupid sometimes. __________________ Every day should be gay pride day.

2nd Feb 2009, 05:31 PM	#2
crystaltriforce raised by nintendo and sega Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: all but extended family Location: outside of Philadelphia Age: 21 Posts: 1,825 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: OMG!! Check this out!! unfortunatly iv'e heard dumber stories like this. __________________ we need masculinity....PUT ON THE "FUZZY FUZZY CUTE CUTE" SONG!!!

2nd Feb 2009, 05:32 PM	#3
Mickey Older and bolder! Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Massachusetts Age: 50 Posts: 1,775 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: OMG!! Check this out!! Okay,that's it! I must be a lesbian because I got into a fender-bender at 16! I'm suing! How ridiculous! I had to read the post twice to make sure I got it right! __________________ We don't choose to be gay...we're CHOSEN!

2nd Feb 2009, 05:33 PM	#4
jazzrawr Lover of Loony Lovegood Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesimbean Out Status: I scream it from rooftops Location: Ontario, Canada. Age: 19 Posts: 3,391 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: OMG!! Check this out!! That...is truly ridiculous. Some people are so stupid. __________________ <3 You can love people so much... But you can never love someone as much as you can miss them. (...and the lesbians.)

2nd Feb 2009, 05:43 PM	#5
panda EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: A few people Location: Toronto,Canada Age: 67 Posts: 4,653 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: OMG!! Check this out!! It's true. What a great lawyer.! http://www.lawsuit.no/gay.html Checkout the Lawyer jokes. Last edited by panda; 2nd Feb 2009 at 05:46 PM..

2nd Feb 2009, 05:46 PM	#6
littledinosaurs J'essaie de Parler Français! :] Full Member Gender: Garçon Orientation: Bisexuel Location: Nouvelle-Angleterre. Age: 21 Posts: 2,351 Join Date: Sep 2008	Re: OMG!! Check this out!! HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA he turned his coming out into making a profit <33333 __________________ Âllo Là

2nd Feb 2009, 06:00 PM	#8
Defender Guest Posts: n/a	Re: OMG!! Check this out!! Lmao, that is hilarious.

2nd Feb 2009, 06:01 PM	#9
RaRa We we we so excited Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: A few people Location: Los Angeles, CA Age: 21 Posts: 7,439 Join Date: Nov 2008	Re: OMG!! Check this out!! Rofl that was hilarious. I wish I thought of it first. __________________ Do you think about me now and then? Do you think about me now and then? Oh now I'm comin' home again Maybe we can start again

2nd Feb 2009, 06:16 PM	#10
MyStIcAl WoNdEr Member Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Queer Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Michigan Age: 21 Posts: 92 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: OMG!! Check this out!! I agree very ridiculous __________________ Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear

2nd Feb 2009, 06:19 PM	#11
Shevanel One Is Light. One Is Dark. Full Member Gender: The Dude Orientation: Bi-Winning Out Status: Everybody and Your Mom. Location: Bolivar, Ohio (From NY though) Age: 21 Posts: 7,672 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: OMG!! Check this out!! Well he just enjoyed taking it from the behind since that first time XD (bad joke ) lol. __________________ If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out... Be patient.

2nd Feb 2009, 07:17 PM	#12
myra EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Pansexual Out Status: Out to everyone Location: BTown, Ohio Age:* 22 Posts: 449 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: OMG!! Check this out!! Maybe the fender bender knocked some sense into him. __________________ David's and Bryan's #1 Fag Hag!

2nd Feb 2009, 07:22 PM	#13
Legnaj Guest Posts: n/a	Re: OMG!! Check this out!! OMG don't be mad at this dude! He just gave us endless ammount of doors to open! Ok so first thing tomorrow I'm going to sue my neighboors, who voted yes on 2, for causing my depression. Times are tough and I need money and money makes me happy! :cP

2nd Feb 2009, 09:40 PM	#17
Courtneyyy ColbieMarie Full Member Gender: GIRL Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Mom, brother and close friends Location: Flagstaff, AZ Age: 23 Posts: 975 Join Date: Jan 2009	Re: OMG!! Check this out!! I'm guessing that he had wanted to come out for a long time, but didn't know how...? That's how I'm going to come out.....if only I could get someone to hit my car and then let me sue them.....

2nd Feb 2009, 11:41 PM	#18
Janvier يَناير Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: France Age: 22 Posts: 849 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: OMG!! Check this out!! Damn, I could have made $200,000... __________________ Uncertainty excites me.

3rd Feb 2009, 01:16 AM	#19
Tim Psycho Glitter Btch Full Member Gender:* Guy, Unless Life Was a Horrible April Fools Joke. Orientation: Gay/Asexual/Confusing to Explain Out Status: Armed and Fabulous! XD Location: California Age: 23 Posts: 7,381 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: OMG!! Check this out!! I'm surprised that site doesn't have the story of the burglar who sued a woman after he fell on a knife in her house, WHILE robbing her... __________________ Rawr! :3 ~The Stalker User Known As Tim~ Rawr! :3 EC's Sailor Star Healer, Oxymoron and All. Star Sensitive Inferno! Sailor Starlight, Stage On! [Vic] 7:49 pm: I keep my pants off in public.

3rd Feb 2009, 04:16 AM	#20
Fiorino Fio Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Most people Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina Posts: 1,005 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: OMG!! Check this out!! He realized he was gay after being "rear ended" priceless __________________ Why is it that as a culture, we're more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?

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