What's the weirdest conspiracy theory you've heard?

That the moon is a hologram projected by THE ILLUMINATI. UHU. Like.. what.

 

Apparently the WBC think Obama is secretly Satan, but we all know they're batshit crazy anyways.

 

What purpose would that even serve?...

 

I've heard a lot of wierd ones, it's really hard to pick just one. I happen to be around a lot of (superstitious) people, so i've heard everything from the illuminati to reptillian royals.

Here in no particular order, are the ones i find the wierdest:

The Years 600-900 AD Never happened. They were made up by the church to make the years align with their calendar. ( so i guess this makes Charlemagne a fictional character, the Mayans a fictional empire, and Islam a fictional religion?)

*insert current epidemic* isn't a real disease. It's made the US Goverment to test out something for a war. ( a version of this is really popular in my background country, sierra leone, just this time with ebola, and sierra leoneans used as test subjects. There's MANY things wrong with this Afro-centric line of thinking, but i digress, for now.)

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The world is being run by a small group of elites known as the " illuminati", and they control every single thing that's ever happened. ( this sounded better in my head when i was 10.)

Which was the wierdest?

 

That Obama is a alien lizard and wants to take over the world...

 

Ooh, the alien lizard part really takes it there. More creative - not something boring and cliche like "Satan". :lol:

 

Everytime someone mentions reptilians (or, as above, alien lizards) in a serious way I start laughing at them right in their face.

I don't believe in the existence of a soul in the first place.

 

I'm a huge fan of theories, I'm literally known for being the crazy lady who thinks the world is going to end... though I am pretty sure that its not ending any time soon.

I'm used to hearing that the whole world is secretly run by the illuminati, and that all the world leaders are reptiles that shape shift. But to be honest these are the most stupid in my eyes. I think that its more likely that the world is flat!

But I have heard them all, from the world being only 6000 years old and that evolution is spoon fed to us to make the wold less religious... to aliens aren't from space but are from another dimension and are in the middle of a war right now because they want to steal the planet. My favourite though? That sharks are all spies.

 

The Bush family are reptilians, and the government puts fluoride in the water to turn people gay.

 

That a wind turbine over here in the UK was damaged because it was hit by a UFO.
It was caused by one of the blades literally falling off and subsequently being hit by the two remaining blades, resulting in them being damaged and twisted up.

But no - as far as the conspiracy theorists are concerned, it was a UFO. And they won't hear any other explanation. It was hit by a flying saucer and the government is covering it up.

You know, a super intelligent race hurtles light years across the cosmos, navigating space rocks, black holes and planets, managing to survive getting burnt up in Earths' atmosphere, just to be undone by a poxy wind turbine.

 

1. The US government was responsible for the attacks on 9/11 in order to create a reason to start a war in the Middle East to get oil. If you have never seen the documentary Loose Change I encourage you to do so. There is actually some evidence to support this theory.

2. Obama is actually Muslim. The truth is that Obama's father was a Muslim and Obama has never actually stated his religion. I believe this one but I don't have anything against Muslims.

3. Chemtrails from planes in order to "test" a population by exposing them to different chemicals/agents.

4. Fake snow in Georgia. Check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnTJTP-_uYw
This out there is actually a scientific reason behind it.

 

Actually saying that the universe/earth/human history is 6000 years old isn't a conspiracy theory. If you read the bible literally and count all the years and genealogies in it, you'll get a number between 5700-6000. Most people, ofcourse, don't take the bible literally that much anymore. It's just ypung earth creationists, and some othrodox jews, specifically chabad. Orthrodox jews are fine, but it's the young earth creationist that try to make this be taught in schools....which is just wrong, you can't push your religion in other people's faces.

 

A family friend (she's an older woman who is "unique") said she doesn't drink milk because it comes from pigs. When she said that I almost had to slap myself to not laugh or say anything since she told me that with the straightest face.

 

that obama is made of icecream if he melts the world will end

 

heard plenty of weird ones when i worked at the homeless shelter.

Weirdest one that is plausible though? MK Ultra.

 

That Donald Trump's hair is really a wig, made from Guinea Pig fur.

But it's not so weird, because it's true!

 

My Uncles aren't the most educated people in the world

My one uncle said that joining the army makes people gay. My cousin wanted to go in the army at one point.
And my other one said that getting a colonoscopy done makes people gay. He says a lot of crazy stuff that one stuck to my head.

My favorite crazy ones i seen on facebook

All Americans going to be microchipped by 2016.
Sept 11 was planned by the US Government.
President Obama was the Anti Christ
The school shootings were planned by the govt and there was a badly photoshopped picture of the same people apparently being in the shootings.

 

How about this one from the Son of God David Icke -

He actually believes this.