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Life's Funny Moments

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  1. Snow

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    So this thread is about any funny moments in your life that you would like to share. Everyone needs a laugh, it's good for you!

    For example, as I am typing this, my cat is behind me tearing up her little cardboard scratch pad. She is picking it up, chewing it, and dragging in around. I am sitting here thinking, "What does she plan to achieve by doing that?" I actually turn to her a ask her out loud. All she does is just stare at me with those bright yellow eyes and walks away.
     
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    I once accidentally said "rest in pieces" when I meant "rest in peace."
     
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    Once I told my friend she probably cheat ON me, instead of cheated off me. So awkward :$
     
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    A while back i was watching music bideos on tv with my family, and a song from new kids on the block came up. I flrgot their band name at the moment, and said " Boys from across the road" instead! LMAO
     
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    A girl friend of mine referred me as her "ex's friend". I tried to be clever and meant to ask her if she sees me only as her ex's friend. It backfired as I said "my ex's girlfriend" instead of "friend's ex girl friend". It was pretty funny though as people often joke me and this friend are so close that we could be dating.
     
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    My parents say I once tore up a 2nd place sticker I won from a school sports day race, and threw a tantrum ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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    One time, I played a prank on a friend of mine. He was angry with his laptop and slammed it closed and walked away. I then logged on to his computer (I figured out his password) and changed his wallpaper to broken glass. When he came back and saw it he started panicking, it was so funny and was not the only prank I played.
     
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    My friend's asexual girlfriend gave her a Valentine's Day card that said, "Happy 'alentines Day! (You don't get the V)"
     
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    My step daughter and I went grocery shopping on a hot summer day and on the ride home on a country road heard a big bang. I pulled over thinking a tire blew out. I got out and started my way around the car for the flat. I got to the passenger side and saw her laughing with tears clueless and kept going around the car. Then when I when around the back saw a canned biscuit stuck to the back window and the rest were all over the back seat! We sat and laughed for 20 minutes.
     
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    While I was still working in a summer job at a Government office, I typed, printed, AND GLUED "Anal Report" instead of "Annual Report" to several folders. My supervisor laughed at me. That was very awkward!
     
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    At high school we used to learn poems verbatim, then stand up and say it to the whole class.

    The only way I knew to learn a boring poem verbatim was by singing it. Sadly, as I stood up instead of speaking it, I sang it... With a ridiculous melody, like the ones you heard at a soft drink or bubblegumm from the 60s.

    The whole class cracked up, including the teacher, and it was too late as I realized what I was doing, so I finished the show by taking off an invisible hat... 'Cause I had no idea how to finish that...
     
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    i was at a friend house for a Halloween get together and i walked out of her room singing twinkle twinkle little star and her staircase is right in front of her room. i walked out to have an audience of her family friend and his girlfriend watching me and ask what i was doing. have not gone back since. i was also 13 at the time singing twinkle twinkle little star for fun...