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BlakeHarmony · 9th Feb 2009, 08:47 PM

Well, I just checked my stats and my average posts per day is 2.48, the lst time I check it was 2.24...
This made me laugh because the volume of one mole of gas in litres at SATP is 24.8 and at STP, 22.4
I am such a nerd, lol. Had to share...

Wander · 9th Feb 2009, 09:31 PM

Chemistry humor!

theworld · 9th Feb 2009, 09:39 PM

awesome!

How much chemistry have you taken? I'm on AP chem now, and it's horribly tough.

StrataScribe · 9th Feb 2009, 10:53 PM

Awesome! Well if you're a nerd, I must be an even bigger one coz the first thing that popped into mind was "ok, so the difference btw SATP and STP is 25 Kelvins, right?"

Guess five years in uni for chem has really paid off!

Just some chemistry humour I always find helps me cheer up (for these of you who are down):

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

....
Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

....
Q: What's the difference between Chemistry and cooking?
A: In Chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.

....
Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

ricoca · 10th Feb 2009, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StrataScribe

Awesome! Well if you're a nerd, I must be an even bigger one coz the first thing that popped into mind was "ok, so the difference btw SATP and STP is 25 Kelvins, right?"

Guess five years in uni for chem has really paid off!

Just some chemistry humour I always find helps me cheer up (for these of you who are down):

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

....
Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

....
Q: What's the difference between Chemistry and cooking?
A: In Chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.

....
Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

THE LAST ONE is totally hilarious!
but you so have to be a chem student to know that... or physics LOL

BlakeHarmony · 10th Feb 2009, 05:56 AM

I'm taking chem 30 right now, all my friends are in 20 though so I'm the "go-to" person for all of them, it's funny. We are just starting organic chemistry.

Yes, the difference is 25 Kelvin, and 25 degrees C.

I love the jokes!!! They are all so funny.

myra · 11th Feb 2009, 12:43 AM

Ugh...chemistry makes me shutter. Here's my take on it..."How many moles of bullshit are in one liter of chemistry."

My chem teacher in high school was ridiculous. Made me hate it. I was lucky that i finished with a C. All my tests were D's. My final exam was a D-. The only reason I passed with a C is because I did my homework.

9th Feb 2009, 08:47 PM	#1
BlakeHarmony EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: queer Out Status: friends, parents, sibs, (nearly) anyone who asks Location: Calgary Posts: 895 Join Date: Jun 2008	average amounts of posts per day plus chem! Well, I just checked my stats and my average posts per day is 2.48, the lst time I check it was 2.24... This made me laugh because the volume of one mole of gas in litres at SATP is 24.8 and at STP, 22.4 I am such a nerd, lol. Had to share... __________________ Let's eat, Grandpa. Let's eat Grandpa. Punctuation saves lives! "I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion" Henry David Thoreau

9th Feb 2009, 09:31 PM	#2
Wander Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Parents, aunts, grandma, counselor, online friends Location: Central Alabama Age: 18 Posts: 2,360 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: average amounts of posts per day plus chem! Chemistry humor!

9th Feb 2009, 09:39 PM	#3
theworld Well Known Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Oregon Age: 21 Posts: 209 Join Date: Jan 2009	Re: average amounts of posts per day plus chem! awesome! How much chemistry have you taken? I'm on AP chem now, and it's horribly tough.

9th Feb 2009, 10:53 PM	#4
StrataScribe Apollo's Serviceman Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Family :) Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 25 Posts: 519 Join Date: Jan 2009	Re: average amounts of posts per day plus chem! Awesome! Well if you're a nerd, I must be an even bigger one coz the first thing that popped into mind was "ok, so the difference btw SATP and STP is 25 Kelvins, right?" Guess five years in uni for chem has really paid off! Just some chemistry humour I always find helps me cheer up (for these of you who are down): If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate! .... Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements? A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium! .... Q: What's the difference between Chemistry and cooking? A: In Chemistry, you should never lick the spoon. .... Two atoms are walking down the street. Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The other says, "Are you sure??" "Yes, I'm positive!" __________________ Far beyond the trees where the soil turns cold and the air red; There are two of them where two ought not to be. -- Margo Widicker, Strata

10th Feb 2009, 05:56 AM	#6
BlakeHarmony EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: queer Out Status: friends, parents, sibs, (nearly) anyone who asks Location: Calgary Posts: 895 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: average amounts of posts per day plus chem! I'm taking chem 30 right now, all my friends are in 20 though so I'm the "go-to" person for all of them, it's funny. We are just starting organic chemistry. Yes, the difference is 25 Kelvin, and 25 degrees C. I love the jokes!!! They are all so funny. __________________ Let's eat, Grandpa. Let's eat Grandpa. Punctuation saves lives! "I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion" Henry David Thoreau

11th Feb 2009, 12:43 AM	#7
myra EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Pansexual Out Status: Out to everyone Location: BTown, Ohio Age:* 22 Posts: 449 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: average amounts of posts per day plus chem! Ugh...chemistry makes me shutter. Here's my take on it..."How many moles of bullshit are in one liter of chemistry." My chem teacher in high school was ridiculous. Made me hate it. I was lucky that i finished with a C. All my tests were D's. My final exam was a D-. The only reason I passed with a C is because I did my homework. __________________ David's and Bryan's #1 Fag Hag!

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