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Comebacks to creepy comments

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Vav, Feb 15, 2016.

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  1. Vav

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    Creep: Does the carpet match the drapes? (I have blue hair)
    Me: My house actually has wood flooring, it's from the 1920s.
     
    #1 Vav, Feb 15, 2016
  2. Lipstick Leuger

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    My favorite one: as I was going into the store last Summer, a group of three guys walked past and one said "hey baby, beefs on sale" and gestured to his junk. I looked at him and said "No thanks, I'm a Vegetarian." I wish I would have thought quicker and said "Sorry boys, I only eat fish."
     
    #2 Lipstick Leuger, Feb 15, 2016
  3. Argentwing

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    Eh, you were close. Could have just elaborated and said "I prefer eating from bushes." :wink:
     
    #3 Argentwing, Feb 15, 2016
  4. state-champs

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    reminds me of that one 3OH!3 song from 2009 "don't trust me" xD good comeback though! :eusa_clap
     
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  5. DougTheBicycle

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    *cute guy* "Hey, how's it going?"

    *me, shouting* "HEY PRETTY GOOD. YOU'RE HOT, BYE." *walk away quickly*


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    #5 DougTheBicycle, Feb 15, 2016
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