If you see this... ... Do not waste your time trying to call the police, just RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! I am serious, folks, this is a dangerous element who should not be allowed on the streets. All that it takes is a glance, and then you'll belong to it... Your mouth will start salivating, your pupils will grow bigger, and before you know it, you hear this whisper... Come, come play with me, come touch me, come feel me, come eat me... I'd love to add 'Don't go!!' but... I know you will, I just know it... The call of the honey waffle is impossible to resist. Millions of years, damned evolution has perfected its call, we humans are fucked... We do have a natural predator. It's there, out there, watching you... Beware, folks, beware...
Honey waffles? No thank-you, I'm on Lent, so no sugary foods for me, apart from the natural kind. Go tempt someone else. My attempt at being funny to a waffle, but also kind of serious. I need some practice for cake on Thursday when they ask me if I want some.
There be only one option, we must wage war with the honey waffle. I will kill the waffle king. Chaaaaaaaaaarge my brothers.
