When I started a new job I was just moving in to a new house with my boyfriend. I was 21 then and one of my new coworkers (in her 40s then) was asking about my moving house. It went like this; Her "will you live alone or with your girlfriend" Me "with my boyfriend" Her "oh right, you're gay? Is it just the two of you?" Me "yes" Her "no women at all?" Me "no" Her "so who will wash your clothes and do the cleaning? Will your mum come round?" I thought this was the best response ever to finding out someone is gay. The fact that her main concern was that men couldn't possibly survive without the help of a woman. We're still good friends now and it makes me chuckle thinking back to that first conversation. So what about you? What was funniest/ most harmless naive thing ever said to you?
Don't you want to be a man, inside your head? How else could you be attracted to women? Um, I'm a Femme.
"I can't wait to go on my date!" "who's the lucky lady?" "you mean guy?" "oh yeah, you are gay. might not want to let ****** know that." "Might not want to tell me what?" "Hey boss! what's up? I was just talking about my date later." "Why don't you and ****** go watch a movie?" "HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO MY BOYFRIEND IS?!?!?!" "I'm not stupid"
Them: "So I know you're bi, but are you really bi? Are you sure?" Me: "One, I'm not even bi, I'm Omni. Two that's disrespectful. Three so I know you're straight, but are you really? Are you sure you like dick?" Them: "What?"
"It's just a phase." Not exactly funny, but really godamn annoying to hear, especially when it's targeted at my gender. Riiiight. My dysphoria will pass over and I'll be a pretty girl again.
how can you be gay if you had a gf ? (he probably forgot to use his braincells when decided to ask me that).
"When you get a boyfriend ... or you know ... that's cool too'' Or something to this effect, my mum says this a lot. And all I keep thinking is ''can't you just say ''When I get a relationship...'' or stop embarrassing me with relationship talk altogether?'' Although I think that's why she's started talking about gorgeous people of the same-sex, so I mention gorgeous people of the opposite sex too - so she doesn't assume I'm gay [as for me that's just as bad as her assuming straight].
I think the first post is very mm i dont know how even call it...strange.why do they think that only women can do the housework and cleaning its a stereotype and its historically wrong stereotype(i dont know if there is a term like this but still i think everybody can get me) there is the stereotype that during all men history women did all housework.its not true.Only the last 3 centuries a most part of women begin doing housework before it almost every family have their own maids with the exception of the most poor sections of society.And even now there are a lot of women that not know how cooking or doing other house work, and their husbands help them partially or even do everything on themselves.But still for most of women its surprise that men can do all of it without women help.For some women motherhood and housekeeping is just a good justification for not doing nothing else,not realizing themselves,not making their dreams come true and not achieving nothing in their lives. Sorry if i was rude or hurt someone.
yes i m quite womanlike but at the same time there is some things on that i m not react as typical woman but i think some women have very stereotype thinking and they pose themselves as so big princess.i mean i dont like when the girls pose themselves as weaker sex.Girls are more beautiful smart and strong than men and most of them dont use all their talents because of the stereotypes that make their life easy.its horrible. i m real girl but still i try live without stereotype and i like behave like a men sometime))
This is about the only question I've been asked so far, so it is of course the funniest. When I told my social studies teacher, she asked me "How did you decide that you were gay?" I have a feeling that she was wondering, "Is he really gay, or does he just think he is?" but didn't want to sound rude, so she beat around the bush a little. I've also had my mom ask me what makes me think I'm gay. I told her that I'm attracted to men and I'm not attracted to women. I told her that I have never been obsessed with boobs. And I also told her that I get turned on when I see guys with no shirts on. She was fully convinced I was gay at the second part.
