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heatqueen · 15th Feb 2009, 02:48 PM

Ever had those moments when you've said something that sounded really gay, but realized it too late? For example, earlier today me and my sister were talking about Chace Crawford from 'Gossip Girl' and she was like, 'He went out with Leona Lewis'. I replied, 'Really? That's *so* unfair!!' She was like, 'Yeah a lot of girls would want to go out with Chace.' I was like, 'I don't want to go out with Chace.' She said, 'Then you want to go out with Leona.'

I was thinking, I did *not* mean for my sister to realize I was jealous of Chace for going out with Leona...

That said I'm meant to be out to her, but it's not like we ever talk about it.

Anyone else had moments like this??

Z3ni · 15th Feb 2009, 02:53 PM

Hmm well I was singing the chorus of good girl gone bad ' Coz once a good girl goes bad we die forever ' i actually sang all of the it, and my big bro said.. thats so gay~

Brandford · 15th Feb 2009, 02:54 PM

I've had gay cliche moments that i hate, like when I say ew in really girly way and then this rarely happens but when im extremely happy and having a really good day ill catch myself singing Barbie Girl (embarrassing....I know) and then theres a whole range of other cliche gay boy moments i have

Markio · 15th Feb 2009, 02:55 PM

The only unwanted things in these moments are the judgmental straights.

15th Feb 2009, 03:00 PM

Lol In Highschool my friend heather made me touch her boob to prove my straightness and I freaked out after it was all mushy and weird. All the guys laughed and said "WTF? Why did I get to do that?" She was trying to prove I was gay and it worked. -_-; That was the first time I learned too.

I RARELY...very rarely see someone, usually guys, wearing something that is just so incredibly sexy or works very well and I compliment them on their technical details...but to straight guys they're so like..."wtf? Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks."

BeautifulStranger · 15th Feb 2009, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by heatqueen

She said, 'Then you want to go out with Leona.'

That was kind of a rude thing for her to say...

I was with my brother once and we were talking and this insanely hot guy walked past so I stopped mid-sentance and I actually turned around to watch him keep walking.
My brother got really embarassed because I was just 'gay in public'.

jazzrawr · 15th Feb 2009, 03:16 PM

Haha, I do, sometimes.

Like the other day in a book store with my mom, the cutest girl walked by and I basically stopped mid-sentence and watched her walk. XD It was very similar to Tyler's moment, but my mom was like "...well she must have been cute, you forgot your sentence."

I was so embarassed. XD
And then I forgot which book I wanted because she walked by again. v_v

Absentminded · 15th Feb 2009, 03:24 PM

I had one of those moments. I was at the mall, and I saw some friends. We started chatting, and then I stopped mid sentence because a girl walked by. My friends were like "Oh wow..." and "I don't think I'll ever be used to that..."

Another time, I was with some old friends at another mall, and we were walking, talking, and the same thing happened...only difference, I walked into a pole.

Needless to say, my friends noticed.

And I've tripped up the schools stairs numerous times because of a random cute girl in front of me...

BeautifulStranger · 15th Feb 2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Absentminded

And I've tripped up the schools stairs numerous times because of a random cute girl in front of me...

Oh me too
I always trip up the stairs.

Another one I just remembered....
There's this super hot guy at my high school. He's a jock, captain of the football team, and Indian. God... he's gorgeous.
He's not homophobic either. He and I are pretty good friends.

So once, while walking to my car after school, Aniket (his name) called out to me from his car inviting me to a party after a basketball game.
Anyways, our conversation is over, but I'm still watching him because he's just that hot and the next thing I know, I walk into the side of my car, fall over onto the hood and roll off into a snowbank.
I looked up and sure enough, Aniket saw it.

StrataScribe · 15th Feb 2009, 03:39 PM

This past Halloween, I was getting on the bus when these three super cute guys were getting off. They were dressed as the Three Blind Mice and their costumes included mouse ears, grey gloves, a tail, painted-on whiskers, sunglasses (to represent their blindness) and their tighty-whities! No shirt! No pants! (Not even shoes!) How they got on the bus half naked is beyond me but lordy was I in heaven! And they walked one behind the other, holding the tail of the one in front. It was so adorable! I stood back on the street to let them off, with a huge grin on my face. Needless to say, my eyes were glued to their crotches as they stepped off the bus - and then on their butts as they walked away. I just stared, probably even drooled a bit. I was snapped out of my little moment when the bus driver asked if I was getting on or not with an embarrassed giggle. As I got out my bus pass she smiled and whispered that it was nice to know she wasn’t the only one who found that incredibly erotic!

Guess I wasn’t the only horny one!

15th Feb 2009, 03:53 PM

Lol I love your bus driver. Introduce me please! Mine is always grumpy and ALWAYS makes me show my bus pass despite seeing him twice a day. . . and I'm kinda hard to forget amongst the crowd having to bend down to fit in the door. XD And Ialways hit my head on the guard railings that USUALLY stand above everyone else.

Greggers · 15th Feb 2009, 04:00 PM

When DONT i say something really gay is a better question o_o

"In class today the middle aged woman next to me was totally feeling me up..."
"That must have been very creepy"
"Yea, it was, she had boobies."

And then everyone laughed at me forever :P

15th Feb 2009, 04:10 PM

LOL I get these all the time at work. There is usually "hot damn's" that walk in every now and then. I usually forget people's orders, drop the ball of ice cream, make the wrong ice cream or just forget to keep taking the customer's order. To this day the best unwanted moment at work was when this guy came straight from the gym to the store to order a smoothie. I was washing the glass and was right behind him. I was staring for too long and I droped the bottle of windex on the ground and it burst not to mention dropping the roll of paper which rolled all the way to his feet.

Tim · 15th Feb 2009, 04:19 PM

I feel bad, I've never had one of these :O

Unless you count that gay moment I posted abotu a while back.

Mom came downstairs, was getting ready to go to the courtroom to support family friends with their adoption.

I look up, and out pops "You're not going to wear THAT, are you?"

>_> Yea, I posted about it a bit ago XD That was awkward.

15th Feb 2009, 04:38 PM

Oh, there was this time on the bus. xD I totally forgot this until now. I was sitting next to this somewhat hot guy, like mild salsa at taco bell, and he was wearing that nylon stuff. You know, kinda like gym shorts? Well it was really tight and he was apparently feeling frisky. I kept staring down every few minutes and he noticed and I was pretending to look at my shoes. XD He caught me doing it like twice. I was surprised he didn't say anything. And then he got off the bus with it propping the shorts up a little and I am SURE he was embarassed.

Thank god that's never happened to me. Public boneration can be a monstrous *&^*$

starfish · 15th Feb 2009, 04:49 PM

One day at work we got a chance to visit the supercomputer center at the local university.. While admiring the of the guy who installed the cabling I said "I so want to have his babies". The guy standing next said "Wow, that is quite a revealing statement".

I wasn't out then so as you can imagine I was quite embarrassed.

**lostinthought9** · 15th Feb 2009, 05:31 PM

I'm sure I have some, I just can't think of any right now...

BUT, this one time, I was trying to learn tennis, and my crush, who happens to be a good friend of mine, showed me how to hold the tennis racket...from behind! it was SO hot, he came up behind me, aligned his arms with mine, and said, "you swing like this"...needless to say, I enjoyed every second of it

Apocalypte · 15th Feb 2009, 05:32 PM

Spent half the Lordi gig tonight getting glared at by a 400lb biker behind me because I was checking out a few hot emo girls at it.

musican · 15th Feb 2009, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starfish

One day at work we got a chance to visit the supercomputer center at the local university.. While admiring the of the guy who installed the cabling I said "I so want to have his babies". The guy standing next said "Wow, that is quite a revealing statement".

I wasn't out then so as you can imagine I was quite embarrassed.

That's funny, usually I just think something like that and then blush and laugh at myself.

mcrteenagers · 15th Feb 2009, 08:30 PM

I went to the grocery store yesterday to buy some roses for my boyfriend. I always go to this store late at night so I'm acquainted with most of the cashiers. Anyways I go up to pay for the flowers, and she says, "Ohh who's the special lady?" Being tired, I just stared at her, like I couldn't figure out what she would be talking about. She smiled, and I said, "I play for the other team." We both laughed embarrassingly, and I left.

:P

15th Feb 2009, 02:48 PM	#1
heatqueen Official #1 fan of Celine Dion Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Pansexual/Homoromantic bisexual Out Status: Generally whoever asks Location: I travel a lot Age: 20 Posts: 5,706 Join Date: Jan 2008	Unwanted gay moments Ever had those moments when you've said something that sounded really gay, but realized it too late? For example, earlier today me and my sister were talking about Chace Crawford from 'Gossip Girl' and she was like, 'He went out with Leona Lewis'. I replied, 'Really? That's so unfair!!' She was like, 'Yeah a lot of girls would want to go out with Chace.' I was like, 'I don't want to go out with Chace.' She said, 'Then you want to go out with Leona.' I was thinking, I did not mean for my sister to realize I was jealous of Chace for going out with Leona... That said I'm meant to be out to her, but it's not like we ever talk about it. Anyone else had moments like this?? __________________ Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Co-founder of the 'Sailor Moon Made Me Gay' club...and the lesbians.

15th Feb 2009, 02:53 PM	#2
Z3ni Ec's ADD Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gayish Out Status: My Twin Location: England, Manchester Posts: 3,080 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: Unwanted gay moments Hmm well I was singing the chorus of good girl gone bad ' Coz once a good girl goes bad we die forever ' i actually sang all of the it, and my big bro said.. thats so gay~ __________________ Through pain, lies success.

15th Feb 2009, 02:54 PM	#3
Brandford Friendly Misanthrope Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: everyone that asks,my mom (i think) and my sister Location: Woodbridge, VA Age: 19 Posts: 6,656 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: Unwanted gay moments I've had gay cliche moments that i hate, like when I say ew in really girly way and then this rarely happens but when im extremely happy and having a really good day ill catch myself singing Barbie Girl (embarrassing....I know) and then theres a whole range of other cliche gay boy moments i have __________________ "I find nothing more depressing than optimism." --Paul Fussell

15th Feb 2009, 02:55 PM	#4
Markio EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Family, friends, and staff! Location: California Age: 21 Posts: 1,139 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: Unwanted gay moments The only unwanted things in these moments are the judgmental straights. __________________ Celebrate diversity!

15th Feb 2009, 03:00 PM	#5
The Enigma Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Unwanted gay moments Lol In Highschool my friend heather made me touch her boob to prove my straightness and I freaked out after it was all mushy and weird. All the guys laughed and said "WTF? Why did I get to do that?" She was trying to prove I was gay and it worked. -_-; That was the first time I learned too. I RARELY...very rarely see someone, usually guys, wearing something that is just so incredibly sexy or works very well and I compliment them on their technical details...but to straight guys they're so like..."wtf? Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks."

15th Feb 2009, 03:16 PM	#7
jazzrawr Lover of Loony Lovegood Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesimbean Out Status: I scream it from rooftops Location: Ontario, Canada. Age: 19 Posts: 3,391 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: Unwanted gay moments Haha, I do, sometimes. Like the other day in a book store with my mom, the cutest girl walked by and I basically stopped mid-sentence and watched her walk. XD It was very similar to Tyler's moment, but my mom was like "...well she must have been cute, you forgot your sentence." I was so embarassed. XD And then I forgot which book I wanted because she walked by again. v_v __________________ <3 You can love people so much... But you can never love someone as much as you can miss them. (...and the lesbians.)

15th Feb 2009, 03:24 PM	#8
Absentminded EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: I'm a ladies kind of guy ;) Out Status: I flirt in public. Take a guess ;) Location: Vermont Age: 19 Posts: 546 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: Unwanted gay moments I had one of those moments. I was at the mall, and I saw some friends. We started chatting, and then I stopped mid sentence because a girl walked by. My friends were like "Oh wow..." and "I don't think I'll ever be used to that..." Another time, I was with some old friends at another mall, and we were walking, talking, and the same thing happened...only difference, I walked into a pole. Needless to say, my friends noticed. And I've tripped up the schools stairs numerous times because of a random cute girl in front of me...

15th Feb 2009, 03:39 PM	#10
StrataScribe Apollo's Serviceman Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Family :) Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 25 Posts: 519 Join Date: Jan 2009	Re: Unwanted gay moments This past Halloween, I was getting on the bus when these three super cute guys were getting off. They were dressed as the Three Blind Mice and their costumes included mouse ears, grey gloves, a tail, painted-on whiskers, sunglasses (to represent their blindness) and their tighty-whities! No shirt! No pants! (Not even shoes!) How they got on the bus half naked is beyond me but lordy was I in heaven! And they walked one behind the other, holding the tail of the one in front. It was so adorable! I stood back on the street to let them off, with a huge grin on my face. Needless to say, my eyes were glued to their crotches as they stepped off the bus - and then on their butts as they walked away. I just stared, probably even drooled a bit. I was snapped out of my little moment when the bus driver asked if I was getting on or not with an embarrassed giggle. As I got out my bus pass she smiled and whispered that it was nice to know she wasn’t the only one who found that incredibly erotic! Guess I wasn’t the only horny one! __________________ Far beyond the trees where the soil turns cold and the air red; There are two of them where two ought not to be. -- Margo Widicker, Strata

15th Feb 2009, 03:53 PM	#11
The Enigma Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Unwanted gay moments Lol I love your bus driver. Introduce me please! Mine is always grumpy and ALWAYS makes me show my bus pass despite seeing him twice a day. . . and I'm kinda hard to forget amongst the crowd having to bend down to fit in the door. XD And Ialways hit my head on the guard railings that USUALLY stand above everyone else.

15th Feb 2009, 04:00 PM	#12
Greggers Sunshine & Optimism ...also Angels. Full Member Gender: Theatre Queen Orientation: Disco Sticks Out Status: Everyone and a few more Location: BC, Canada Age: 21 Posts: 3,528 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: Unwanted gay moments When DONT i say something really gay is a better question o_o "In class today the middle aged woman next to me was totally feeling me up..." "That must have been very creepy" "Yea, it was, she had boobies." And then everyone laughed at me forever :P __________________ "It's a male duck."

15th Feb 2009, 04:10 PM	#13
Legnaj Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Unwanted gay moments LOL I get these all the time at work. There is usually "hot damn's" that walk in every now and then. I usually forget people's orders, drop the ball of ice cream, make the wrong ice cream or just forget to keep taking the customer's order. To this day the best unwanted moment at work was when this guy came straight from the gym to the store to order a smoothie. I was washing the glass and was right behind him. I was staring for too long and I droped the bottle of windex on the ground and it burst not to mention dropping the roll of paper which rolled all the way to his feet.

15th Feb 2009, 04:19 PM	#14
Tim Psycho Glitter Btch Full Member Gender:* Guy, Unless Life Was a Horrible April Fools Joke. Orientation: Gay/Asexual/Confusing to Explain Out Status: Armed and Fabulous! XD Location: California Age: 23 Posts: 7,381 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: Unwanted gay moments I feel bad, I've never had one of these :O Unless you count that gay moment I posted abotu a while back. Mom came downstairs, was getting ready to go to the courtroom to support family friends with their adoption. I look up, and out pops "You're not going to wear THAT, are you?" >_> Yea, I posted about it a bit ago XD That was awkward. __________________ Rawr! :3 ~The Stalker User Known As Tim~ Rawr! :3 EC's Sailor Star Healer, Oxymoron and All. Star Sensitive Inferno! Sailor Starlight, Stage On! [Vic] 7:49 pm: I keep my pants off in public.

15th Feb 2009, 04:38 PM	#15
The Enigma Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Unwanted gay moments Oh, there was this time on the bus. xD I totally forgot this until now. I was sitting next to this somewhat hot guy, like mild salsa at taco bell, and he was wearing that nylon stuff. You know, kinda like gym shorts? Well it was really tight and he was apparently feeling frisky. I kept staring down every few minutes and he noticed and I was pretending to look at my shoes. XD He caught me doing it like twice. I was surprised he didn't say anything. And then he got off the bus with it propping the shorts up a little and I am SURE he was embarassed. Thank god that's never happened to me. Public boneration can be a monstrous &^$

15th Feb 2009, 04:49 PM	#16
starfish This space for lease. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: I like guys Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Hippie Town, Alberta of the US Age: 31 Posts: 2,108 Join Date: Nov 2008	Re: Unwanted gay moments One day at work we got a chance to visit the supercomputer center at the local university.. While admiring the of the guy who installed the cabling I said "I so want to have his babies". The guy standing next said "Wow, that is quite a revealing statement". I wasn't out then so as you can imagine I was quite embarrassed. __________________ All the problems of the world could be settled easily if men were only willing to think. The trouble is that men very often resort to all sorts of devices in order not to think, because thinking is such hard work. --Thomas J. Watson

15th Feb 2009, 05:31 PM	#17
lostinthought9 EC's Biggest Xena Fan EC Moderator Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: A few people Location: Louisiana Age: 21 Posts: 2,059 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Unwanted gay moments I'm sure I have some, I just can't think of any right now... BUT, this one time, I was trying to learn tennis, and my crush, who happens to be a good friend of mine, showed me how to hold the tennis racket...from behind! it was SO hot, he came up behind me, aligned his arms with mine, and said, "you swing like this"...needless to say, I enjoyed every second of it __________________

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