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Funniest ways of coming out

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by grizzleybear33, Apr 7, 2016.

  1. grizzleybear33

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    I want to hear some of the funniest ways you have heard of someone coming out. Pretty much all of my friends know I'm gay but I haven't told all of them in person so I want to find some hilarious ways of telling them. From my experiences so far it's always nice to keep the mood really fun when coming out. Thanks :slight_smile:
     
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    You could bake a cake that says "Hey I'm Gay" or some other silly saying. Or you could write a song and sing it to them. Just a few possibilities :slight_smile:
     
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    Make cupcakes that look completely normal from the outside, then make them rainbow in the middle. Then when they look a bit surprised just say, "Ha I'm gay!!"
     
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    I was in class and noticed all the desks were out of line and crooked. I just went wow these are all straighter than me. That's how I came out to my geometry class.
     
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    I love this.
     
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    I really love this, it is the joke I use (with a ruler) to come out to people in class.
     
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    Stand outside with your (person in a relationship with whether it be boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever) infont of (person your coming out to)'s house and text/call (whoever your coming out to) to come outside to see a double rainbow.
     
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    I've never used this line to come out, but I have used it: "I like my women how I like my coffee: I don't."
     
  9. ModernCat

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    I've heard of this one:
    Invite your friend over, go into a closet. Then cone out and say "I'm coming out!"
     
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    I can't say "let's get one thing straight" without trying to end it with "I'm not" and that's probably how I'll come out as pan.
     
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    I was texting my sister jacqueline thinking it was my friend Sierra

    Me: How am i supposed to tell my family!? I cant just walk up and say "OH IM GAY!" Theyll kick my ass!
    Jacqueline: Just go eat a dick infront of them XD
    Me: Oh haha! Now then really,how do i tell them!?
    Jacqueline: Well i dont know how your gonna tell your parents but you already told your sister
    Me: No i didnt
    Jacqueline: Oh really? Look who your texting
    Me:....Oh
    Jacqueline:Yeah 'Oh' is right XD
    Me: So?....
    Jacqueline: Im fine with you being gay -u-
     
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    My friend told my she's lesbian by walking up behind me and whispering in my ear "Titties are better than dicks-"