Every Time You Masturbate God Kills a Kitten

Its a good thing too since the kitten population is getting outta' hand. Too bad its not puppies. Lol

 

I think I first saw this when I was 11 years old.

 

Poor kitties....
*faps*

 

Have you seen this one?
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e32/Wendella1/Wendy/TheDangersofMasterbation.jpg

 

Poor kitty. Maybe God can kill some termites instead. That would be WAY better. :lol:

 

lol. id rather he kill ants. ants are so annoy they just kill ur picnics all the time in the summer

 

Um. Yeah. They spelled 'masturbation' wrong and used a horrific font.

 

<My avatar FTW

 

Well now we know why they come with nine lives.

 

So that's why the neighbors cat went missing...

 

Then I must be the Joseph Stalin of cats....

 

Pfft, it's not my problem that God likes to take His anger out on adorable little kittens. If I were one to step in, I would suggest taking Him to an anger management program, but noooooooooooooo, it must be my fault instead.

 

wow... hmm that sucks... I believe i just commited mass kitten murder

 

I remember an old friend said that, for a second i actually thought he believed it, we had been arguing about hunting and then he said that to try and win the argument

 

Won't someone think if the kittens? WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE KITTENS!!!???!!!

*breaks down in tears, consumed with guil... grief*