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panda · 21st Feb 2009, 05:42 PM

This is an oldie but worth seeing again.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rbdubya/2234692181/

If someone knows how to upload the picture please do.

21st Feb 2009, 05:43 PM

Its a good thing too since the kitten population is getting outta' hand.

Too bad its not puppies. Lol

Wander · 21st Feb 2009, 05:45 PM

I think I first saw this when I was 11 years old.

Derek the Wolf · 21st Feb 2009, 05:57 PM

Poor kitties....
*faps*

IamAninja · 21st Feb 2009, 06:01 PM

Have you seen this one?
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sterbation.jpg

panda · 21st Feb 2009, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IamAninja

Have you seen this one?
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sterbation.jpg

premiumheart · 21st Feb 2009, 07:05 PM

Poor kitty. Maybe God can kill some termites instead. That would be WAY better.

Sarah · 22nd Feb 2009, 12:08 AM

lol. id rather he kill ants. ants are so annoy they just kill ur picnics all the time in the summer

Bunny · 22nd Feb 2009, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IamAninja

Have you seen this one?
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sterbation.jpg

Um. Yeah. They spelled 'masturbation' wrong and used a horrific font.

Blaz · 22nd Feb 2009, 03:05 AM

<My avatar FTW

22nd Feb 2009, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by panda

This is an oldie but worth seeing again.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rbdubya/2234692181/

If someone knows how to upload the picture please do.

Well now we know why they come with nine lives.

Janvier · 22nd Feb 2009, 05:55 AM

So that's why the neighbors cat went missing...

starfish · 22nd Feb 2009, 08:05 AM

Then I must be the Joseph Stalin of cats....

Nugget · 22nd Feb 2009, 04:03 PM

Pfft, it's not my problem that God likes to take His anger out on adorable little kittens. If I were one to step in, I would suggest taking Him to an anger management program, but noooooooooooooo, it must be my fault instead.

Larry Myster · 22nd Feb 2009, 04:08 PM

wow... hmm that sucks... I believe i just commited mass kitten murder

Brandford · 22nd Feb 2009, 04:12 PM

I remember an old friend said that, for a second i actually thought he believed it, we had been arguing about hunting and then he said that to try and win the argument

pirateninja · 22nd Feb 2009, 04:13 PM

Won't someone think if the kittens? WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE KITTENS!!!???!!!

*breaks down in tears, consumed with guil... grief*

21st Feb 2009, 05:42 PM	#1
panda EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: A few people Location: Toronto,Canada Age: 67 Posts: 4,653 Join Date: Aug 2007	Every Time You Masturbate God Kills a Kitten This is an oldie but worth seeing again. http://www.flickr.com/photos/rbdubya/2234692181/ If someone knows how to upload the picture please do.

21st Feb 2009, 05:43 PM	#2
The Enigma Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Every Time You Masturbate God Kills a Kitten Its a good thing too since the kitten population is getting outta' hand. Too bad its not puppies. Lol

21st Feb 2009, 05:45 PM	#3
Wander Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Parents, aunts, grandma, counselor, online friends Location: Central Alabama Age: 18 Posts: 2,360 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Every Time You Masturbate God Kills a Kitten I think I first saw this when I was 11 years old.

21st Feb 2009, 05:57 PM	#4
Derek the Wolf Furry Overlord Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Pansexual Out Status: Majority Location: Illinois Age: 20 Posts: 1,325 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: Every Time You Masturbate God Kills a Kitten Poor kitties.... faps __________________

21st Feb 2009, 06:01 PM	#5
IamAninja Well Known Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: Spotsylvania, Virginia Age: 17 Posts: 149 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: Every Time You Masturbate God Kills a Kitten Have you seen this one? http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sterbation.jpg __________________ The Mathemagician nodded knowingly and stroked his chin several times. “You’ll find,” he remarked gently, “that the only thing you can do easily is be wrong, and that’s hardly worth the effort.” Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth

21st Feb 2009, 07:05 PM	#7
premiumheart Boy Next Door Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: I like guys. And maybe girls, too. Out Status: My parents, my sister, and a cousin... Location: Philippines Age: 22 Posts: 71 Join Date: Feb 2009	Re: Every Time You Masturbate God Kills a Kitten Poor kitty. Maybe God can kill some termites instead. That would be WAY better. __________________ "Beneath the million stars there's no need to pretend... I look around tonight and wonder why we can't end... The best kept secret..." ~Bare~

22nd Feb 2009, 12:08 AM	#8
Sarah my mind just blanked Full Member Gender: birth certificate says im a F(w/e tat means) Orientation: bisexual(more guys than girls) Out Status: people who hav asked Location: the place around where i am Age: 17 Posts: 527 Join Date: Nov 2008	Re: Every Time You Masturbate God Kills a Kitten lol. id rather he kill ants. ants are so annoy they just kill ur picnics all the time in the summer __________________ "Walk Proud and we will walk with you. Stumble and we will lift you up" stilsurchin, EC member,I don't know if they thought of it on their own or heard it from someone else, but who ever said it is very thoughtful and insightful

22nd Feb 2009, 03:05 AM	#10
Blaz Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay but curious. Out Status: 1 person :) Location: California Posts: 474 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Every Time You Masturbate God Kills a Kitten <My avatar FTW

22nd Feb 2009, 05:55 AM	#12
Janvier يَناير Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: France Age: 22 Posts: 849 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: Every Time You Masturbate God Kills a Kitten So that's why the neighbors cat went missing... __________________ Uncertainty excites me.

22nd Feb 2009, 08:05 AM	#13
starfish This space for lease. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: I like guys Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Hippie Town, Alberta of the US Age: 31 Posts: 2,108 Join Date: Nov 2008	Re: Every Time You Masturbate God Kills a Kitten Then I must be the Joseph Stalin of cats.... __________________ All the problems of the world could be settled easily if men were only willing to think. The trouble is that men very often resort to all sorts of devices in order not to think, because thinking is such hard work. --Thomas J. Watson

22nd Feb 2009, 04:03 PM	#14
Nugget No Artificial Preservatives Regular Member Gender: Female Location: Northeast Posts: 389 Join Date: Sep 2008	Re: Every Time You Masturbate God Kills a Kitten Pfft, it's not my problem that God likes to take His anger out on adorable little kittens. If I were one to step in, I would suggest taking Him to an anger management program, but noooooooooooooo, it must be my fault instead.

22nd Feb 2009, 04:08 PM	#15
Larry Myster EC 4 Life! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Extreamly Gayrific Out Status: Some people Location: Coos Bay, OR Age: 21 Posts: 153 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Every Time You Masturbate God Kills a Kitten wow... hmm that sucks... I believe i just commited mass kitten murder __________________ Yep its me.

22nd Feb 2009, 04:12 PM	#16
Brandford Friendly Misanthrope Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: everyone that asks,my mom (i think) and my sister Location: Woodbridge, VA Age: 19 Posts: 6,656 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: Every Time You Masturbate God Kills a Kitten I remember an old friend said that, for a second i actually thought he believed it, we had been arguing about hunting and then he said that to try and win the argument __________________ "I find nothing more depressing than optimism." --Paul Fussell

22nd Feb 2009, 04:13 PM	#17
pirateninja EC's Sailor Uranus Full Member Gender: Biologically Female Orientation: Heterosexually Challenged Out Status: Most people Location: Bath, England Age: 21 Posts: 5,853 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: Every Time You Masturbate God Kills a Kitten Won't someone think if the kittens? WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE KITTENS!!!???!!! breaks down in tears, consumed with guil... grief __________________ Holly the Pirateninja Ars Longa, Vita Brevis.

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