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What the heck is Kombucha?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Kodo, Apr 26, 2016.

  1. Kodo

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    So I picked up a bottle of Kombucha from the store because it was on sale. It looked like some sort of fancy health tea, but when I tasted it I was met with a sharp fermented taste. Upon reading the back of the bottle, it said it is "mildly alcoholic." I'm underage to have bought or be drinking alcohol, but my mother technically purchased it. So could I have accidentally slipped an "alcoholic" drink or does this not count?

    All I need is to be found with a mysterious alcoholic beverage in my possession...
     
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    I think it's one of those "detoxers" that have health benefits. The LA Beast did a challenge video trying one of them.
     
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    wow how wierd! i just bought one earlier and ive been wondering what it was ever since haha i got the trilogy one..it wasnt bad...alittle pricey but good
     
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    Fermented Tea I'm pretty sure...
     
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    Artificial piss sold to consumers as alternative natural cures for cancer and all other manners of ills.
     
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    It's fermented-fungus tea. I'm fairly certain that there isn't enough sugar naturally in the tea to become really alcoholic, so you aren't gonna get drunk or anything. It's made with good probiotic fungus and black tea.
     
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    Haha! Yes that did seem to be the explanation upon researching it further...

    Well at least I can cook with it, since it tastes like someone dumped a bottle of apple cider vinegar into tea. Should make good sauces.
     
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    Hipster water
     
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    Amazing.. You made my day lol
     
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    Wrong. It doesn't taste like water. My description was closer to the truth.
     
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    If you are into golden showers, why not...

    Tastes ok, but you won't get saved. You won't even get cancer.
     
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    Meaning hipsters drink it like water. "The chosen beverage of hipsters." Etc.