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rocking23 · 2nd Mar 2009, 09:12 PM

Just thought I'd share:

"Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." ~Sam Austin

joss22 · 2nd Mar 2009, 09:13 PM

That quote is just made of win, couldn't have put it better myself XD

Greggers · 2nd Mar 2009, 09:30 PM

Queer as Folk quote:

I think God appreciates it even more. Because he created you in his image. At least that's what I was always taught. And since God is love and God doesn't make mistakes, then you must be exactly the way he wants you to be. And that goes for every person, every planet, every mountain, every grain of sand, every song, every tear... and every faggot. We're all his, Emmett. He loves us all.
- Ted Schmidt

Axon · 2nd Mar 2009, 09:51 PM

This is a tad graphic, yet very poignant.

"If a bullet should enter my brain, let the bullet destroy every closet door."

ACDC · 3rd Mar 2009, 05:38 AM

Completley agree with the last one

Damn you beat me to it!

Miles D · 3rd Mar 2009, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greggers

Queer as Folk quote:

I think God appreciates it even more. Because he created you in his image. At least that's what I was always taught. And since God is love and God doesn't make mistakes, then you must be exactly the way he wants you to be. And that goes for every person, every planet, every mountain, every grain of sand, every song, every tear... and every faggot. We're all his, Emmett. He loves us all.
- Ted Schmidt

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
I have that quote all over my facebook and myspace. I love it so much!!!
aaah <3

Miles D · 3rd Mar 2009, 06:17 AM

Oscar Wilde: "Bigamy is having a wife too many; monogamy is the same."

BeautifulStranger · 3rd Mar 2009, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocking23

Just thought I'd share:

"Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." ~Sam Austin

It'd be slighlty more epic were 'ensuring' spelled correctly

Either way, I disagree.
If I could change one thing, it would be that men can bear children because I really want to have babies and I would carry them myself if it was entirely possibly.
Srsly... I'd carry them even if it meant losing my figure.

My favorite gay quote comes from 'Will&Grace'...

Quote:

80% of the male population is gay... they just don't know it yet.

musican · 3rd Mar 2009, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mediumdietcoke

Oscar Wilde: "Bigamy is having a wife too many; monogamy is the same."

nice

katherine20 · 3rd Mar 2009, 06:49 AM

"Gay PRIDE parade, it's not like gay shame festival."
Michael Scott in The Office, in the hilarious episode "gay witch hunt"

kayar · 3rd Mar 2009, 03:43 PM

Yeah, I loved the 'Oscar Wilde'.

'Queer as Folk' has really lasted, hasn't it? It's continually finding new audiences, too. An earlier work by writer Russel T Davies, now responsible for the major successes of the 'Dr Who' TV series' during the 'noughties'. Not bad, eh?

tm74 · 5th Mar 2009, 12:06 PM

[quote=BeautifulStranger;431657]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocking23

Just thought I'd share:

My favorite gay quote comes from 'Will&Grace'...

Quote:

80% of the male population is gay... they just don't know it yet.

Got to be a Jack line...

Anyway, I saw one recently...

" I like my men to be strong, to be honest, not so far back in the closet they're in f**king Narnia" - Tom Farrell

Techcompu2 · 5th Mar 2009, 01:44 PM

5th Mar 2009, 02:44 PM

[QUOTE=BeautifulStranger;431657]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocking23

It'd be slighlty more epic were 'ensuring' spelled correctly

Quote:

80% of the male population is gay... they just don't know it yet.

I love you.

sapphicvariety · 5th Mar 2009, 03:43 PM

my friend heather (who is really awesome) said this to me once: "kayla, every girl is at least 3 shots away from being at least a little bit gay".

Alex19 · 5th Mar 2009, 04:38 PM

i like mine the best b/c im a lazy bastard

AtticusFinch · 5th Mar 2009, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeautifulStranger

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocking23

Just thought I'd share:

"Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." ~Sam Austin

It'd be slighlty more epic were 'ensuring' spelled correctly

Either way, I disagree.
If I could change one thing, it would be that men can bear children because I really want to have babies and I would carry them myself if it was entirely possibly.
Srsly... I'd carry them even if it meant losing my figure.

I could not with you more... It is wonderful to hear that someone else (a) knows English grammar and (b) wants to be a gay dad!

OMG I love you!

AtticusFinch · 5th Mar 2009, 10:38 PM

My personal favorite comes from a Starbucks cup:

"Our prejudices arise from the fear of that which we do not understand...."

**Eleanor Rigby** · 5th Mar 2009, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greggers

Queer as Folk quote:

I think God appreciates it even more. Because he created you in his image. At least that's what I was always taught. And since God is love and God doesn't make mistakes, then you must be exactly the way he wants you to be. And that goes for every person, every planet, every mountain, every grain of sand, every song, every tear... and every faggot. We're all his, Emmett. He loves us all.
- Ted Schmidt

I'm definitly fond of that one : one of the best Queer as Folk moments ever.

OneHatMadder · 7th Mar 2009, 01:02 AM

Stephen Fry on being gay: "My first words, as I was being born... I looked up at my mother and said, 'that's the last time I'm going up one of those.'"

Also I was with my friend and this 13 year boy old says:
"All gay guys are pansies"
and my friend whips around as fast as she can and replies:
"Really?! Have YOU ever been fucked up the arse? 'Cause I imagine you'd have to be pretty tough to handle that!"

It was epic.

2nd Mar 2009, 09:12 PM	#1
rocking23 EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Toronto Age: 19 Posts: 452 Join Date: May 2008	Best gay quote evs! Just thought I'd share: "Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." ~Sam Austin

2nd Mar 2009, 09:13 PM	#2
joss22 Toasty Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to two friends Location: Massachusetts Age: 20 Posts: 286 Join Date: Jan 2009	Re: Best gay quote evs! That quote is just made of win, couldn't have put it better myself XD __________________ ? + ! = ‽ & ؟♥?

2nd Mar 2009, 09:30 PM	#3
Greggers Sunshine & Optimism ...also Angels. Full Member Gender: Theatre Queen Orientation: Disco Sticks Out Status: Everyone and a few more Location: BC, Canada Age: 21 Posts: 3,528 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: Best gay quote evs! Queer as Folk quote: I think God appreciates it even more. Because he created you in his image. At least that's what I was always taught. And since God is love and God doesn't make mistakes, then you must be exactly the way he wants you to be. And that goes for every person, every planet, every mountain, every grain of sand, every song, every tear... and every faggot. We're all his, Emmett. He loves us all. - Ted Schmidt __________________ "It's a male duck."

2nd Mar 2009, 09:51 PM	#4
Axon So lost... O.o Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Age: 20 Posts: 237 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: Best gay quote evs! This is a tad graphic, yet very poignant. "If a bullet should enter my brain, let the bullet destroy every closet door."

3rd Mar 2009, 05:38 AM	#5
ACDC Member Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Not psychotic or dramatic I like boys & thats that Out Status: In out, in out shake it all about Location: Glasgow Posts: 37 Join Date: Feb 2009	Re: Best gay quote evs! Completley agree with the last one Damn you beat me to it!

3rd Mar 2009, 06:17 AM	#7
Miles D Rude... and not ginger. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: queer Out Status: everyone Location: San Diego, CA ⇒ Great Barrington, MA Age: 20 Posts: 1,171 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: Best gay quote evs! Oscar Wilde: "Bigamy is having a wife too many; monogamy is the same." __________________ Bowties are cool. Fezzes are cool.

3rd Mar 2009, 06:49 AM	#10
katherine20 Member Regular Member Gender: Female Orientation: girls girls... Out Status: most friends + parents Location: Paris, France Age: 24 Posts: 23 Join Date: Jan 2009	Re: Best gay quote evs! "Gay PRIDE parade, it's not like gay shame festival." Michael Scott in The Office, in the hilarious episode "gay witch hunt"

3rd Mar 2009, 03:43 PM	#11
kayar Movin' on up, and movin' on out! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Sing if you're proud to be gay! Out Status: As of 16th March - 64 and rising, but no family! Location: East London / Essex area, U.K. Age: 61 Posts: 103 Join Date: Jan 2009	Re: Best gay quote evs! Yeah, I loved the 'Oscar Wilde'. 'Queer as Folk' has really lasted, hasn't it? It's continually finding new audiences, too. An earlier work by writer Russel T Davies, now responsible for the major successes of the 'Dr Who' TV series' during the 'noughties'. Not bad, eh?

5th Mar 2009, 01:44 PM	#13
Techcompu2 EC Addict Full Member Gender: ♂ Orientation: ♂+♂=♥♥♥ Out Status: Most people, but I still activly hide it from some Location: Tennessee Age: 19 Posts: 659 Join Date: Nov 2007	Re: Best gay quote evs! lol __________________ "C'mon, Cody. You're acting like an angry evil mutated chipmunk that just had it's sword stolen." "If a fudpucker could puck fud, how much fud could a fudpucker puck if a fudpucker could puck fud."

5th Mar 2009, 03:43 PM	#15
sapphicvariety Member Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Age: 20 Posts: 76 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: Best gay quote evs! my friend heather (who is really awesome) said this to me once: "kayla, every girl is at least 3 shots away from being at least a little bit gay".

5th Mar 2009, 04:38 PM	#16
Alex19 who else but me? Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: homo Out Status: I think everyone knows by now Location: New York Age: 21 Posts: 1,301 Join Date: Feb 2009	Re: Best gay quote evs! i like mine the best b/c im a lazy bastard __________________ "It's always darkest before dawn."

5th Mar 2009, 10:38 PM	#18
AtticusFinch Doing some soul searching. Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Wants a man who will love me back Out Status: Slowly but surely... Location: Stepford Posts: 21 Join Date: Nov 2008	Re: Best gay quote evs! My personal favorite comes from a Starbucks cup: "Our prejudices arise from the fear of that which we do not understand...." __________________ "Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen." -Winston Churchill

7th Mar 2009, 01:02 AM	#20
OneHatMadder When You're Good To Mama... Full Member Gender: Boy/Drag Queen Orientation: Gayer than Christmas. Out Status: Out? Darling, I was never IN! Location: Ministry of Love, New Zealand Age: 21 Posts: 1,976 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: Best gay quote evs! Stephen Fry on being gay: "My first words, as I was being born... I looked up at my mother and said, 'that's the last time I'm going up one of those.'" Also I was with my friend and this 13 year boy old says: "All gay guys are pansies" and my friend whips around as fast as she can and replies: "Really?! Have YOU ever been fucked up the arse? 'Cause I imagine you'd have to be pretty tough to handle that!" It was epic. __________________ Call me Mama I dislike Gaga and hate Glee. Does this mean I lose my gay licence?