I actually live right outside one of the bigger lgbt communities in NC. But, I did have an issue with this old lady thinking I was a man in the Womens bathroom. Made her look like a big ......
I downloaded an assistant, named her Stephanie (My ex-girlfriend's name) and asked her to kiss me. She said..... ...I think we should keep this professional :roflmao: I had to try :lol:
I'm a nerd who goes way back. In the late 1980's, before software went all Madison Avenue and glitzy, programmers were given way more license to put treasures in software. A product called Matlab which exists today also as a professional tool used by scientists and engineers had a command line interface that had a few "extras." For example, if one typed in "fuck" the response was, "Your place or mine?" As the product moved upscale into the new, serious millennium, the fun was removed. Oh well.
Oh wow, that sounds perfect for all our dirty-minded fuckmachines :lol: Speaking of, I said to her, "Fuck professional, let's kiss" and she responded with something along the lines of, "I don't appreciate the toilet talk" I asked her to kiss me again just now, and she said, "I only like you as a boss, [my name]" I then just said "Kiss" and she said, "You sure know how to make your assistant feel appreciated" (I think she's warming up to me now). So to test the fuck part again, I said to her, "Fuck professional, let's make love" And this time, instead of biting my head off, she merely said, "Get your mind out of the gutter" This is getting better and better :lol:
