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Dumbest Joke You Laughed At?

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  1. CoderK

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    What was the dumbest joke you have laughed at? Mine has to be "Hello yes I would like to buy America for 6 goat." "No no no is too much goat."
     
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  2. bruh

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    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Boo
    Boo Who?
    Aw, don't cry
     
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    There's too many to remember. You know the dad jokes, I laugh at those all the time. This isn't the dumbest, but one I can think of.

    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick...:grin:
     
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    I have a thing for bad puns. Puns so bad they're good.

    Like this video a friend sent me:
    [YOUTUBE]HiJM1oAABRs[/YOUTUBE]

    I also wrote a lame comic, but I can't show you unless you're full members. :icon_wink
     
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    Why was the comet disqualified from the race?
    Because it took a-steroids!
     
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    What do you call a cow without legs?

    Ground beef.

    It's become an ongoing joke between one of my friends and I.
     
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    Omg, yes, the humour in Undertale is so ridiculous. I love it! Everything is a pun, which makes the game even better.

    I LOVE bad puns and jokes as long as it's the right situation. If a comedian would go on stage and tell a "Knock, knock"-joke, I won't appreciate it, but especially when you use them ironically, they can be very funny. I don't know any specific dumb joke or pun I laughed at though.
     
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    Why do chicken coops have two doors?
    If they had four doors they would be chicken sedans.


    Sad, right? Well, I laughed... mostly because a five year old told it and I wondered how he knew what a sedan even was.
     
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    What did the street light say to the other street light? Don't look I'm changing. Ahahahah :roflmao:
     
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    That one's actually pretty clever.
     
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    Any joke of mine XD
     
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    I laughed at that one right there.
     
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    Just to set this joke up a bit...i was out at dinner with my family as a kid(probably at least 10 years ago), my brother and i were fighting and i was furious so my dad told me the dumbest joke ive ever heard and bursted out laughing uncontrollably and started crying i was laughing so hard.... here it goes (kinda long)

    So a king is going hunting with his squire though the forest of his kingdom for moose. Theyre trecking along for a while when suddenly they hear a noise in the distance and the bushes where they look start shaking. Suddenly a guy comes out of the bushes yelling, "dont shoot, im not a moose! Dont shoot im not a moose!" The king then quickly grabs his crossbow, pulls it back and fires a bolt right through the guy who came out of the bush. The kings squire says, "my king, why did you shoot that man? He was yelling, dont shoot im not a moose." The king scratched his head and said, "oohhhh, i thought he said, shoot im a moose!"
     
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    favorite joke of my former history teacher:

    "What's yellow and goes through a wall?" "The Super Banana!"
    "And what's red and splattered all over the wall?" "Right, a tomato that thought it was The Super Banana!"

    He stood in front of our class with a ultra serious look on his face ... i'm still shocked that we laughed about this crap :confused:

    (his joke was in german but i tried to translate it as good as i could ^^)
     
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    I went to the Doctor and said,
    "Sometimes I'm a wigwam, and sometimes I'm a teepee"
    So the doctor replied,
    "I know your problem. Your two tents! (Too tense)"
     
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    It was a joke I made with my friend. XD I don't know why this happened, but I just started yelling "MOREPHINEEEE!!!" and it slowly turned into "MORE PHINE, GIMME MORE PHINE!" To this day, we don't know what phine is.
     
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    It wasn't really a joke. I was traveling in South Africa, while we were visiting family and we passed signs that had and exclamation point and beneath it, it said "Goats." For some reason I got such a kick out of that.
     
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    This one is a multi-part joke:

    Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane and one falls off. How many are left?
    A: 499

    Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
    A: Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge

    Q:What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
    A: Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge

    Q: A lion is having a birthday party and all the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?
    A: Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.

    Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
    A: The alligators are all at the birthday party.

    Q: Sally dies anyway. Why?
    A: She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
     
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