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German postal system = epic fail

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by BeautifulStranger, Mar 16, 2009.

  1. BeautifulStranger

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    So, I was so proud of myself.
    I put Bill's birthday package together for him all by myself. No help from my hostmom.

    I got him a Katy Perry t-shirt (30€), his favorite chocolate (4€), Jean Paul Gaultier's Eau d' Amor (45€), a card, picture of me and self-made coupons good for various things... such as free backrub, movie night, a day in bed etc... Various cute and romantic things of the like.
    This package totals 79€ which is roughly... $102

    But here was my genius plan... spend a lot of money on the gifts but keep it light, that way postage would be under 10€.

    I filled out a 'Päckchen' form which I could do since it was under 2k. The postage for that is only 8€. So I wouldn't be spending an arm and a leg on this gift!
    I was sooooo proud of myself!

    So... I just got back from the post office.

    Postage was 12 fucking euro!
    Why, you ask? What was the fatalistic flaw in my perfect plan?

    My package weighed less than 1k.
    A 'Maxibrief' has to be under 1k... I wouldn't have minded sendind a maxibrief... except for the fact that postage is more than for a päckchen.
    I paid 4€ more than I feel I should've.

    Since my damn package didn't exceed 1k... I paid the price.

    I can't fucking win when it comes to the postal system...
     
  2. Janvier

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    Lol, you really don't like the postal service :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    Shipping rates over here keep going up every year..
     
  3. Mr Bojangles

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    The postal service here is a Joke. It only really exists so people can get their Utility/Phone bills/Bank Statements
     
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    Believe me... I know
    I sent Helen a letter like... 2 and a half weeks ago
    Still isn't there
     
  5. Mr Bojangles

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    Here's fax mental. Any papers or stuff you want sent somewhere, ah you fax it. We still have a fax at home. Do you mean helen as in hln D (only helen i know here, that could be on this site :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:). But what's even funnier though is in Saudi, you still can send telegrams!
     
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    lol, I love German bureaucracy, too. I still have 4 1EUR DP stamps somewhere. Never used them.

    And good lord at a 30EUR shirt. My soccer trikot only cost 42 at Karstadt Sport, and it's way nicer than just a t-shirt.
     
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    I know Coop
    I know

    It's because it's official merchandise... The assholes probably just changed the dollar sign to a euro sign.
     
  8. Mr Bojangles

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    My dad's old boss used to work for DeustchePost. Said they were a wonderful organization :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: