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Level N Human · 20th Mar 2009, 02:34 AM

I found an awesome book of sleazy pickup lines and 'rebuttals' at a used book store. There were pictures. I edited them because drawing in books is fun.

The End.

Janvier · 20th Mar 2009, 02:46 AM

Absentminded · 20th Mar 2009, 03:29 AM

Those are great!

crystaltriforce · 20th Mar 2009, 05:30 AM

the 3rd one is the best

Lychee · 20th Mar 2009, 05:34 AM

Hahahaha love it!!

**Maddy** · 20th Mar 2009, 05:42 AM

I've used that kind of response for "What's your sign?" before, I think I answered "Trespassers will be prosecuted."

crystaltriforce · 20th Mar 2009, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crystaltriforce

the 3rd one is the best

oops i ment the last one

BeautifulStranger · 20th Mar 2009, 06:18 AM

Thank you for making my day

Dazed · 20th Mar 2009, 09:43 AM

STOP hammer time.

:d

pokeypanda · 20th Mar 2009, 09:49 AM

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Made my day for sure!

Mr Bojangles · 20th Mar 2009, 10:41 AM

I found some nerdy ones:
''If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase, so I could unzip your genes''

''You must be Calcium Bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, the reaction would be explosive''

''That dress would look better if accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s''

These were the best of about 100

Fiorino · 20th Mar 2009, 12:07 PM

VanceA · 20th Mar 2009, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Bojangles

I found some nerdy ones:
''If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase, so I could unzip your genes''

''You must be Calcium Bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, the reaction would be explosive''

''That dress would look better if accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s''

These were the best of about 100

wow.. these are sad and awesome... I feel the need to use them sometime.

Magnet · 20th Mar 2009, 03:33 PM

There awsome. They made my day

musicgirl112233 · 20th Mar 2009, 04:55 PM

Thats funny!

Level N Human · 20th Mar 2009, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firecausesburns

I've used that kind of response for "What's your sign?" before, I think I answered "Trespassers will be prosecuted."

Well now you can use "STOP! Hammertime!"

And glad to know I made some people smile!

Derek the Wolf · 20th Mar 2009, 08:18 PM

Niice find.

Rob13 · 20th Mar 2009, 11:21 PM

Hahaha. What strange humour we have. :P

jcoventry1 · 21st Mar 2009, 06:51 AM

god some of those are awfull but still so so so funny :-)

20th Mar 2009, 02:34 AM	#1
Level N Human Deluxe Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Fag-ette. Out Status: Most friends Age: 22 Posts: 816 Join Date: Jul 2007	Hey guys! [delightful pictures inside] I found an awesome book of sleazy pickup lines and 'rebuttals' at a used book store. There were pictures. I edited them because drawing in books is fun. The End. __________________ If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... checkmate.

20th Mar 2009, 02:46 AM	#2
Janvier يَناير Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: France Age: 22 Posts: 849 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: Hey guys! [delightful pictures inside] __________________ Uncertainty excites me.

20th Mar 2009, 03:29 AM	#3
Absentminded EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: I'm a ladies kind of guy ;) Out Status: I flirt in public. Take a guess ;) Location: Vermont Age: 19 Posts: 546 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: Hey guys! [delightful pictures inside] Those are great!

20th Mar 2009, 05:30 AM	#4
crystaltriforce raised by nintendo and sega Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: all but extended family Location: outside of Philadelphia Age: 21 Posts: 1,825 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: Hey guys! [delightful pictures inside] the 3rd one is the best __________________ we need masculinity....PUT ON THE "FUZZY FUZZY CUTE CUTE" SONG!!!

20th Mar 2009, 05:34 AM	#5
Lychee EC Addict Full Member Gender: Spazmatazz Orientation: Friendspage Location: Contrabassoon Posts: 1,739 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: Hey guys! [delightful pictures inside] Hahahaha love it!! __________________ We we we so excited.

20th Mar 2009, 05:42 AM	#6
Maddy Free Hugs EC Admin Gender: - Orientation: Into girls Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 21 Posts: 7,704 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: Hey guys! [delightful pictures inside] I've used that kind of response for "What's your sign?" before, I think I answered "Trespassers will be prosecuted." __________________ how strange it is to be anything at all [Victor] 2:09 pm: and then halloween happened and I was outside in a skirt.

20th Mar 2009, 06:18 AM	#8
BeautifulStranger GaGa's Knight in Flaming Armor Full Member Gender: 여왕 Orientation: Boys Boys Boys Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Jukjeon-dong, Yongin-si Age: 20 Posts: 1,823 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: Hey guys! [delightful pictures inside] Thank you for making my day __________________ Co-Founder of the 'Sailor Moon Made Me Gay' club EC's official Diva Extraordinaire Future 'Mr. Kellan Lutz' "Since women have vaginas, they also have drama to fill the void."

20th Mar 2009, 09:43 AM	#9
Dazed Banned Gender: ladyfella Orientation: MaddyBensexual Out Status: out to all :] Location: Richmond VA Age: 24 Posts: 2,189 Join Date: Mar 2007	Re: Hey guys! [delightful pictures inside] STOP hammer time. :d

20th Mar 2009, 09:49 AM	#10
pokeypanda EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Northern Ohio Posts: 273 Join Date: Feb 2009	Re: Hey guys! [delightful pictures inside] HAHAHAHAHA!!! Made my day for sure! __________________ Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail! Ralph W. Emerson

20th Mar 2009, 10:41 AM	#11
Mr Bojangles EC's resident Pikey :3 Full Member Gender: Hombre Orientation: Men = WIN. Out Status: Out, I guess. Location: Dubai Posts: 279 Join Date: Feb 2009	Re: Hey guys! [delightful pictures inside] I found some nerdy ones: ''If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase, so I could unzip your genes'' ''You must be Calcium Bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, the reaction would be explosive'' ''That dress would look better if accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s'' These were the best of about 100 __________________ ATTACK OF THE GIANT 60ft LESBIAN OCTOPUS. <3 ignoranceisstrengthwarispeacefreedomisslavery

20th Mar 2009, 12:07 PM	#12
Fiorino Fio Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Most people Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina Posts: 1,005 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Hey guys! [delightful pictures inside] __________________ Why is it that as a culture, we're more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?

20th Mar 2009, 03:33 PM	#14
Magnet EC Member Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Still trying to find it out Out Status: 0% Posts: 730 Join Date: Jan 2009	Re: Hey guys! [delightful pictures inside] There awsome. They made my day __________________ MAGNET

20th Mar 2009, 04:55 PM	#15
musicgirl112233 Soy Un Perdedor Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Some people Location: South Carolina Age: 17 Posts: 939 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: Hey guys! [delightful pictures inside] Thats funny! __________________ " Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind." -A Midsummer Night's Dream Our differences provide opportunties for greater understanding.

20th Mar 2009, 08:18 PM	#17
Derek the Wolf Furry Overlord Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Pansexual Out Status: Majority Location: Illinois Age: 20 Posts: 1,325 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: Hey guys! [delightful pictures inside] Niice find. __________________

20th Mar 2009, 11:21 PM	#18
Rob13 Member Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Ottawa Age: 23 Posts: 60 Join Date: Mar 2007	Re: Hey guys! [delightful pictures inside] Hahaha. What strange humour we have. :P

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