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mcrteenagers · 24th Mar 2009, 07:44 PM

So I was thinking about my ex-boyfriend, and the memories. That made me remember my New Years Resolution this year.

This year I decided to make a resolution I could keep. My ex and I laughed about it: "My resolution is to not quit smoking." I felt that would be easy enough to keep.

It's now been two weeks I haven't had a cigarette. I failed.

Sexiross · 24th Mar 2009, 07:51 PM

well good for u that you are not smoking... its a bad habit...and a major turn off.

Nitro · 24th Mar 2009, 08:11 PM

>Failing = win?!
>1010001101110100110101 2
>Does not compute!
>Launch application "Skynet"

Oh good, now you have doomed half of humanity.

Congrats on quitting though.

L|L · 24th Mar 2009, 09:54 PM

^^^ 2678069???

Keep failing! It'll be the best thing you ever did!!

littleninja · 24th Mar 2009, 10:21 PM

Reverse psychology only works when you truly do not expect it.

Greggers · 24th Mar 2009, 10:26 PM

Thats great haha.

Smoking is one thing that i cringe at. It seems about as attractive as someone jumping in piles of dog shit like there are piles of leaves...

Seriously, its a huge turn off for me. NOT sexy :P

SlickyPants · 24th Mar 2009, 10:30 PM

Congratulations on failing at quitting smoking!

Two weeks eh? Treat yourself to dinner with the money you saved from not buying smokes.

pokeypanda · 24th Mar 2009, 10:32 PM

Way to fail

GOOD JOB!! haha

xballetxbeautyx · 25th Mar 2009, 07:02 AM

Yay for failure!!!

24th Mar 2009, 07:44 PM	#1
mcrteenagers Super Cool Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Most / Complicated Location: London, Ontario Age: 22 Posts: 224 Join Date: Nov 2007	Ironic? Maybe. Funny? Yes. So I was thinking about my ex-boyfriend, and the memories. That made me remember my New Years Resolution this year. This year I decided to make a resolution I could keep. My ex and I laughed about it: "My resolution is to not quit smoking." I felt that would be easy enough to keep. It's now been two weeks I haven't had a cigarette. I failed. __________________ you say you want a revolution, well you know, we all want to change the world got pride?

24th Mar 2009, 07:51 PM	#2
Sexiross Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: All but family Location: washington pa Posts: 762 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: Ironic? Maybe. Funny? Yes. well good for u that you are not smoking... its a bad habit...and a major turn off.

24th Mar 2009, 08:11 PM	#3
Nitro Side effects may include AAAAAAAAA! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay but curious Out Status: A few people Location: Canada Age: 23 Posts: 935 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: Ironic? Maybe. Funny? Yes. >Failing = win?! >1010001101110100110101 2 >Does not compute! >Launch application "Skynet" Oh good, now you have doomed half of humanity. Congrats on quitting though. __________________ Voici mon secret. Il est très simple: on ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux. Le renard - Le Petit Prince

24th Mar 2009, 09:54 PM	#4
L\|L EC Addict Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Age: 32 Posts: 351 Join Date: Mar 2007	Re: Ironic? Maybe. Funny? Yes. ^^^ 2678069??? Keep failing! It'll be the best thing you ever did!!

24th Mar 2009, 10:21 PM	#5
littleninja noob Regular Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: In the process Location: the city that rhymes with fun Posts: 26 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: Ironic? Maybe. Funny? Yes. Reverse psychology only works when you truly do not expect it.

24th Mar 2009, 10:26 PM	#6
Greggers Sunshine & Optimism ...also Angels. Full Member Gender: Theatre Queen Orientation: Disco Sticks Out Status: Everyone and a few more Location: BC, Canada Age: 21 Posts: 3,528 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: Ironic? Maybe. Funny? Yes. Thats great haha. Smoking is one thing that i cringe at. It seems about as attractive as someone jumping in piles of dog shit like there are piles of leaves... Seriously, its a huge turn off for me. NOT sexy :P __________________ "It's a male duck."

24th Mar 2009, 10:30 PM	#7
SlickyPants EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Winnipeg, MB, Canada Age: 26 Posts: 541 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: Ironic? Maybe. Funny? Yes. Congratulations on failing at quitting smoking! Two weeks eh? Treat yourself to dinner with the money you saved from not buying smokes.

24th Mar 2009, 10:32 PM	#8
pokeypanda EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Northern Ohio Posts: 273 Join Date: Feb 2009	Re: Ironic? Maybe. Funny? Yes. Way to fail GOOD JOB!! haha __________________ Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail! Ralph W. Emerson

25th Mar 2009, 07:02 AM	#9
xballetxbeautyx Heterodox Homosexual Full Member Gender: (.)(.) Orientation: Kinsey 5? Ish? Out Status: If you don't know, where have you been all my life Location: Midwest USA Age: 17 Posts: 1,719 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: Ironic? Maybe. Funny? Yes. Yay for failure!!! __________________ I can't go to Pigfarts! IT'S ON MARS. You need a rocketship! Do you have a rocketship, Potter? Look at this - it's Rocketship Potter! Starkid Potter! Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!

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