(The Customer's) Not Always Right

I have been reading that website everyday for the past few months and it's got to be one of the few things that I actually laugh out loud at. The customers on there are so hilarious and stupid it makes you think, "wow.... I didn't know human beings were that idiotic!"

 

this is sooo funynnnnnyyy!!

 

That is so funny!

 

My favorite one so far..

 

LOL! These are great! Thanks for sharing!

 

hahaha these are awesome!!

 

A couple of weeks ago I was bored so I read literally all of them

 

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(This exchange happened between two co-workers.)

Waitress: “I need a fourth of a chicken to go, please.”

Cook: “OK, a quarter chicken it is!”

Waitress: “NO! I ASKED FOR A FOURTH!”

Cook: “A quarter and a fourth are the same thing.”

Waitress: “Oh…is there another word for a half?”
"

I've had a similar issue when I worked at Wendy's.

 

Only a few months ago I had this middle aged woman at work who was asking me how to get gum out of the candy machine. As far as I could tell until that point she had an average mental capacity. But she went on asking how much money it requires, why a nickel didnt make it do anything, where the gum comes out of, and more. My co-workers and I were in tears.

 

darn.
now i have a new obsession.
i'm never going to get my homework done now.
hahaha... that site is amazing...

 

love that site

I had to send one in:

ME: Hi welcome to coldstone

Customer: Hello, can I have mint ice cream with chocolate chips and a brownie?

ME: Sure...here you go

Customer: What is this?!

ME: The Ice cream you orderd

Customer: I wanted Vanilla with chocolate ice cream

ME: Sorry about that, Ill fix the problem right away...Here you go

Customer: What is this?!

ME: The corrected Ice cream order, is something wrong?

Customer: Yes, I wanted mint ice cream with chocolate chips.

ME: Im sorry let me fix that right away...Here you go.

Customer: I want to speak with a manager.

Me: I am the manager, im sorry about the mix up earlier but is everything ok?

Customer: No! you forgot to put my brownie inside!

Me: I apologize, let me give on to you on the house.

Customer: No I dont want it. (at the Register) Where am I?

Me:...Coldstone....

Customer: Oh I thought this was Marble Slab. My son gave me the wrong directions. No wonder your service is bad.

(She came in every weekend for 3 months. We would go through this routine every time. We later found out she had alzheimer's from her son. She wasent supposed to leave the house alone. Apperently she was sneaking out.)

 

(A customer walks up to the counter where we have LGBT books up for Pride month.)

Customer: “What the h***! Why are you guys showing off all these hommasesual books?”

Me: “Homma what?”

Customer: “Hommasesual books… you know, dudes with other dudes and stuff. You should be ashamed.”

Me: “I still don’t understand. I have no idea what a hommasesual is or ‘dudes with other dudes.’ I’m not sure what that means.”

Customer: ”Oh, you all are a bunch of f**s here!”

Coworker: “What, you’re looking for bags?”

Customer: *gets fed up and leaves*

 

Hahahaha how random!!

 

Customer: “You’re scary.”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Customer: “You’re scary. Your face is scary.”

Me: “I’m sorry, I can’t change how my face looks.”

Customer: “You need to. You work in a store. You need to be less scary. Change your face.”

Me: “…again, I’m sorry my face scares you. Have a good day.”

 

Wow, those stories are outrageous.

People sure can be stupid.

 

(Someone had left a massager in my department, and a little boy of about four found it and began to experiment with it. He held it up to his dad’s back and pushed the button; when that elicited no reaction, he held it up to his grandmother’s pelvic area and pushed the button.)

Grandma: “OOOOOOOOH! It’s a vibrator! ”

Little boy: *laughing* “Did it tickle?”

Grandma: “Yes, it tickled! But put it down before you break it and your daddy has to buy it.”

Little boy: *skips out toward main mall* “It’s a vibrator, a vibrator! I vibrated Granny!!!”



Sooooo Wrong.

 

This one is the sweetest story I've read in ages,

 

the customer is never right, the only reason the customer is "right" is because company wants to keep business and customers.
I almost yelled at a lady cause she was bitching about how we asked for her ID cause her signature on her credit card was rubbed off and no other stores asked for it. It's for your own god damn safety, seriously I hope she gets her credit card stolen.