What is the wierdest thing you have ever heard?

"I would have made it into college if it wasn't for my horse" while I was walking in the hallway of a college.

 

Well, it was more of a intriguing conversation that was happening very loudly in a library...

Person 1: "why would I want to be a turtle?"
Person 2: "who wouldn't want to be a turtle?"
Person 3: "....I would like to be a turtle..."
Person 2: "True tho. If I were a turtle, I wouldn't have to keep doing this math homework"
Person 1: "you know, this assignment is still due tomorrow right?!? "
Person 3: "....it won't matter if I could be a turtle"

....and the argument continues... :lol:

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I can't help but imagine that person's horse gathering a gang of other horses to make a barricade in front of some university :lol:

 

Guy in front of me at a concert: "Well there's 56 weeks in a year, divide that by 2 and you get 38, so..."

 

This ticklish piggy with the magic green bus.

 

I had a high school teacher claim that it's impossible for a person with negative blood to have a baby with a person who has positive blood...

 

"Look at that dead knapsack!"
Granted, we were doing mad libs, so it wasn't entirely unexpected, but still...