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-Michael- · 22nd Apr 2009, 04:04 PM

His night out tonight down to the local with his friends.

Walking home 3 chavs start on him.

He comes home with a swollen knuckle and a swollen ego.

:')

They went to stop him going through the tunnel.
And stood in his path.

He just kept walking.
Smashed the person who was stading in the way's face. He's on the floor.
Elbows the second in the nose.
Grabs hold of the third in a headlock.

I was like

O.o

I bet I here rumours that a bald psycho is running loose in my area.

Just Adam · 22nd Apr 2009, 04:16 PM

i now love your dad

ask him to go and give them a kick from me....dam chavs such a plight on our fair country...

Dazed · 22nd Apr 2009, 04:23 PM

whats a chavs?

-Michael- · 22nd Apr 2009, 04:25 PM

A clique of people in england who tend to favour such apparel the likes of Nike Air MAX
stuff.

They're generally just hostile.

A quick google will give you the jist.

Just Adam · 22nd Apr 2009, 04:27 PM

primarily teenagers who wear burberry,caps,sports clothing, lots of fake gold crap jewllery and have horrid vile nasty vindictive attitudes who just try to cause trouble for others they litteraly try to cause trouble they like to be hated they get off on makeing people angry .. i wish your dad had put serious boot in for them trying it on i remember a few years ago here we had a big metal head Vs chav vendetta after they jumped a mate at school

mattypants · 22nd Apr 2009, 04:55 PM

great story.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gin Uh Fur

whats a chavs?

lol, 2nd post for the non uk in to ask xD

olides84 · 22nd Apr 2009, 05:04 PM

Not to rain on the parade, but if your Dad was coming from a night out drinking with his mates, he could have exaggerated his conquest a wee bit. But I hope it's the 100% truth!

-Michael- · 22nd Apr 2009, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by olides84

Not to rain on the parade, but if your Dad was coming from a night out drinking with his mates, he could have exaggerated his conquest a wee bit. But I hope it's the 100% truth!

I wouldn't have believed him...

but he's not the kind to make that stuff up.

No matter how drunk

CometCat · 22nd Apr 2009, 05:35 PM

Omg your dad wins! Tell him to come up to Scotland and beat up some neds :P

Bunny · 22nd Apr 2009, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Adam

primarily teenagers who wear burberry,caps,sports clothing, lots of fake gold crap jewllery and have horrid vile nasty vindictive attitudes who just try to cause trouble for others they litteraly try to cause trouble they like to be hated they get off on makeing people angry .. i wish your dad had put serious boot in for them trying it on i remember a few years ago here we had a big metal head Vs chav vendetta after they jumped a mate at school

That perfectly describes about every teenage male around where I live.

Daniel · 23rd Apr 2009, 07:06 AM

You're dad sounds a good bit like my mom...just nicer.

Alex19 · 23rd Apr 2009, 10:44 AM

wow... remind me not to stand in your dads path! lol

Z3ni · 23rd Apr 2009, 12:06 PM

I think, your dad is them bald agressive drunk guys thats loud and smashes stuff when their drunk. Am I right?

-Michael- · 23rd Apr 2009, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z3ni

I think, your dad is them bald agressive drunk guys thats loud and smashes stuff when their drunk. Am I right?

not at all.
Opposite.

BasketCase · 23rd Apr 2009, 02:45 PM

Haha, well done to him, neds getting their comeuppance

Noah · 27th Apr 2009, 11:36 PM

Your dad is awesome

22nd Apr 2009, 04:04 PM	#1
-Michael- Been gone a while. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: DragonPhoenixLightningAwesome Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Middlesbrough, North-east England Age: 20 Posts: 2,198 Join Date: Jun 2008	My Dad: The Legend His night out tonight down to the local with his friends. Walking home 3 chavs start on him. He comes home with a swollen knuckle and a swollen ego. :') They went to stop him going through the tunnel. And stood in his path. He just kept walking. Smashed the person who was stading in the way's face. He's on the floor. Elbows the second in the nose. Grabs hold of the third in a headlock. I was like O.o I bet I here rumours that a bald psycho is running loose in my area.

22nd Apr 2009, 04:16 PM	#2
Just Adam Just passing through Full Member Gender: Something Orientation: Dunno Out Status: If they ask i will tell them Location: Wherever Age: 23 Posts: 6,002 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: My Dad: The Legend i now love your dad ask him to go and give them a kick from me....dam chavs such a plight on our fair country... __________________ There Used To Be A Point Of Things.

22nd Apr 2009, 04:23 PM	#3
Dazed Banned Gender: ladyfella Orientation: MaddyBensexual Out Status: out to all :] Location: Richmond VA Age: 24 Posts: 2,189 Join Date: Mar 2007	Re: My Dad: The Legend whats a chavs?

22nd Apr 2009, 04:25 PM	#4
-Michael- Been gone a while. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: DragonPhoenixLightningAwesome Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Middlesbrough, North-east England Age: 20 Posts: 2,198 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: My Dad: The Legend A clique of people in england who tend to favour such apparel the likes of Nike Air MAX stuff. They're generally just hostile. A quick google will give you the jist.

22nd Apr 2009, 04:27 PM	#5
Just Adam Just passing through Full Member Gender: Something Orientation: Dunno Out Status: If they ask i will tell them Location: Wherever Age: 23 Posts: 6,002 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: My Dad: The Legend primarily teenagers who wear burberry,caps,sports clothing, lots of fake gold crap jewllery and have horrid vile nasty vindictive attitudes who just try to cause trouble for others they litteraly try to cause trouble they like to be hated they get off on makeing people angry .. i wish your dad had put serious boot in for them trying it on i remember a few years ago here we had a big metal head Vs chav vendetta after they jumped a mate at school __________________ There Used To Be A Point Of Things.

22nd Apr 2009, 05:04 PM	#7
olides84 stranger in a strange land Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Pretty much Location: Belgium Posts: 1,042 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: My Dad: The Legend Not to rain on the parade, but if your Dad was coming from a night out drinking with his mates, he could have exaggerated his conquest a wee bit. But I hope it's the 100% truth!

22nd Apr 2009, 05:35 PM	#9
CometCat Rawr! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Half out the closet so far..:) Location: Glasgow Age: 23 Posts: 73 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: My Dad: The Legend Omg your dad wins! Tell him to come up to Scotland and beat up some neds :P

23rd Apr 2009, 07:06 AM	#11
Daniel the great cheese danish Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Buffalo, NY Age: 21 Posts: 2,874 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: My Dad: The Legend You're dad sounds a good bit like my mom...just nicer. __________________ "Nobody can teach me who I am, who can describe parts of me, but who I am and what I need, these are things I have to find out myself." - Chunua Achebe

23rd Apr 2009, 10:44 AM	#12
Alex19 who else but me? Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: homo Out Status: I think everyone knows by now Location: New York Age: 21 Posts: 1,301 Join Date: Feb 2009	Re: My Dad: The Legend wow... remind me not to stand in your dads path! lol __________________ "It's always darkest before dawn."

23rd Apr 2009, 12:06 PM	#13
Z3ni Ec's ADD Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gayish Out Status: My Twin Location: England, Manchester Posts: 3,080 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: My Dad: The Legend I think, your dad is them bald agressive drunk guys thats loud and smashes stuff when their drunk. Am I right? __________________ Through pain, lies success.

23rd Apr 2009, 02:45 PM	#15
BasketCase EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Two Brothers, HCP and now a work colleague/friend. Location: Northern Ireland Age: 30 Posts: 323 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: My Dad: The Legend Haha, well done to him, neds getting their comeuppance

27th Apr 2009, 11:36 PM	#16
Noah Killer Queen Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Wilde Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Macon, GA Posts: 494 Join Date: Sep 2008	Re: My Dad: The Legend Your dad is awesome __________________ Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -Scott Adams

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