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My Dad: The Legend

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by -Michael-, Apr 22, 2009.

  1. -Michael-

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    His night out tonight down to the local with his friends.


    Walking home 3 chavs start on him.

    He comes home with a swollen knuckle and a swollen ego.

    :')



    They went to stop him going through the tunnel.
    And stood in his path.

    He just kept walking.
    Smashed the person who was stading in the way's face. He's on the floor.
    Elbows the second in the nose.
    Grabs hold of the third in a headlock.

    I was like


    :confused:

    I bet I here rumours that a bald psycho is running loose in my area.
     
  2. Just Adam

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    i now love your dad:grin: ask him to go and give them a kick from me....dam chavs such a plight on our fair country...
     
  3. Dazed

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    whats a chavs?
     
  4. -Michael-

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    A clique of people in england who tend to favour such apparel the likes of Nike Air MAX
    stuff.

    They're generally just hostile.

    A quick google will give you the jist.
     
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    primarily teenagers who wear burberry,caps,sports clothing, lots of fake gold crap jewllery and have horrid vile nasty vindictive attitudes who just try to cause trouble for others they litteraly try to cause trouble they like to be hated they get off on makeing people angry .. i wish your dad had put serious boot in for them trying it on i remember a few years ago here we had a big metal head Vs chav vendetta after they jumped a mate at school
     
  6. mattypants

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    great story.

    lol, 2nd post for the non uk in to ask xD
     
  7. olides84

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    Not to rain on the parade, but if your Dad was coming from a night out drinking with his mates, he could have exaggerated his conquest a wee bit. But I hope it's the 100% truth!
     
  8. -Michael-

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    I wouldn't have believed him...

    but he's not the kind to make that stuff up.

    No matter how drunk
     
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    Omg your dad wins! Tell him to come up to Scotland and beat up some neds :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
  10. Bunny

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    That perfectly describes about every teenage male around where I live.
     
  11. Daniel

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    You're dad sounds a good bit like my mom...just nicer.
     
  12. Alex19

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    wow... remind me not to stand in your dads path! lol
     
  13. Z3ni

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    I think, your dad is them bald agressive drunk guys thats loud and smashes stuff when their drunk. Am I right? :slight_smile:
     
  14. -Michael-

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    not at all.
    Opposite.
     
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    Haha, well done to him, neds getting their comeuppance:eusa_clap
     
  16. Noah

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    Your dad is awesome